Demon: Dr. Faustus, you will be granted power, but it comes at a price. You will be forever cursed!
Faustus: Noooo!
Demon: From now on, every time you take a bite out of a sandwich, the insides will slide out the back of it! FWAHAHAHAH!!!
Faustus: Oh, that's ok. I already eat at Jimmy John's.
6 days ago