It’s 2X Votes today in America’s Favorite Couple Contest! Help a coupla lovebirds who can’t keep their hands off each other make it to the semi-finals! americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...

I saw two dudes doing some kind of deal under a tree. It looked super shady.

2X VOTES TODAY!!! Help @davidgrosstv.bsky.social & I take our love of margaritas and making movies to the next level. americasfavcouple.org/2025/david-a...

On this day, I was lucky enough to marry the coolest, hottest, best drinking partner on the planet. Happy Anniversary to the triple sec to my tequila, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social. Cheers to 50 more years of happy hour and hot sex. I love you forever.

✅ Arm candy @davidgrosstv.bsky.social ✅ Cocktail ✅ Neckerchief It’s Friday, friends!!

Happy hour in full effect with my hot piece of arm candy, @davidgrosstv.bsky.social.

My #Severance cocktail menu is 100% complete, just in time for the Season 2 finale. Praise Kier!

As if Mike Myers wasn’t already a legend, him wearing a “CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE” t-shirt solidifies it. #SNL

For me, writing is a lot like working out because I also did not workout today.

Dealing with the chaos the best way I know how: happy hour and this hunk. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social

#SNL matters. Comedy is vital.

I started brushing my teeth with my opposite hand because I was told it activates different neural pathways in one’s brain. Now, my focus has never been better, but my teeth are a fucking mess.

As my fellow Angelenos know, it’s impossible to have experienced these last few days in LA and not have it shift your perspective. On the plus side, I no longer think that first screenplay I wrote in college is, in fact, the worst thing ever.

I’m a screenwriter, so I’d never tell you I’m lazy… I would, however, show you.

I mixed and muddled and shook and stir (and imbibed and sampled and drank myself silly!) to bring you one of my favorite holiday cocktail menus I’ve ever created, inspired by our annual viewing of The Family Man. Share your favorites in the comments!

We pick a new color palette and name for our Christmas tree every year. 2024 is copper & gold. This saucy minx, always styled to the nines, enjoys a clove cigarette with her dirty martini, loves traveling, the theatre, and thinks the height of luxury is high thread count satin sheets. Meet Vivienne.

If you don’t like red shirts and khakis, you’re not my Target audience.

Life is a dream with this one. @davidgrosstv.bsky.social

My son asked to read one of my scripts three weeks ago. Still hasn’t read it. I can’t believe I’m raising a studio executive.

SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Grey’s Anatomy when you were a kid? ME: Yeah. SON: What was it called? ME: Grey’s Anatomy.