My Roman Empire is the “Cuban Pete” number from The Mask.

Oh wow, it’s this week!!

more numbers from WICKED!!!! Including @justinsparked.bsky.social, Lila Monster, @skylerqueen.bsky.social, and @johnniewalker.bsky.social !

Love the UP Express—but it needs to run later! All flights got in late tonight because of the weather and Pearson is an absolute zoo. Since the last train left before anyone got through customs, taxis and Ubers are the only way outta here and there aren’t nearly enough for this amount of people.

NEW YORKERS! My friend @johnniewalker.bsky.social is doing a VERY GAY SHOW this weekend! it is super funny and a great date night and you should GO and also say hi and tell him I sent you!!!!

This is 40?

So you should probably come to this, right? ticketspotapp.com/e/glamourpuss

If you had never heard it before and someone told you that U2 had written a Social Issues Anthem in 1984 called "Pride (In The Name Of Love)" you would definitely assume it was about gay people as opposed to MLK, right? (Not that Bono is probably that qualified to sing about either subject!)

@meakoopa.bsky.social's comics are you good, you gays. If books like The New Mutants or Runaways or Young Avengers have ever been special to you, I suspect you will fall in love with these scrappy teens!

Does anyone else ever have intrusive thoughts about Allison Williams in Peter Pan Live?

Does anyone else ever have intrusive thoughts about Allison Williams singing that Kanye song on Girls that one time?

The Petty Complaint Files: I hate when I order “a couple” of something and a a service worker asks me to clarify “how many?” A couple is two. I never don’t mean two. Anyone out there saying “a couple” but meaning ANYTHING other than two is a DANGEROUS IDIOT UNLIKE ME.

If you're able to objectify both Robin Williams AND Robbie Williams, you might just be a... MILLENNIAAAL!* *sung to the tune of Robbie Williams' "Millennium."

Tomorrow night at Comedy Bar, 9PM! People keep asking me when they can see The Heteros in Toronto—this is the answer, babes!

NY friends! Check out @johnniewalker.bsky.social's show, it's great 🌈

New York friends! My buddy @johnniewalker.bsky.social is doing a VERY FUNNY show March 20-22 about WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT THE STRAIGHTS and you should check it out!! Use the promo code #HETS30 for 30% off!! Tell hom i sent you!!! www.sohoplayhouse.com/upcoming-eve...

So how are we all spending our Doug Ford bribe money?

Can everyone please stop showing me what Zuck's hair looks like right now? I never need to see that middle school French teacher perm again in my life.

They sure are!

Late to this party, but have y'all watched Reservation Dogs? Truly one of the best TV shows I have ever seen.

Just learned that Marisa Paredes died last month--right in the middle of TIFF's Almodóvar retrospective, ft many of her most iconic roles. The week before she passed, I watched her as a love-crazed novelist in The Flower of My Secret. The day after, as a masochistic acid queen nun in Dark Habits.

It’s “fresh cut Friday,” right?

Slutever.

I thought the Canada’s Drag Race premiere was great! There’s a different energy this year—feels like the franchise is embracing its own identity. After so many seasons and spin-offs, it’s a real breath of fresh air. And what an important moment to be focusing on the trans and 2-spirit contestants!

Fever brain thought late last night: it’s not too late for Kim Cattrall to play Emma Frost!

Can’t believe I was worried it wouldn’t be gay enough over here…

Is this a place for my dumb little jokes?

Who's here? Do we like it?

Let’s rock.