i need heroine eneed i need one rine ensure i need her o need her in when ih generally let i need her shahs he o neee help me i he we o need her

is yuri class green or pink?

why did they make the zootopia 2 gazelle so hot? and why did the snake family have incest sex?? and why did they have to make the fox a pig???

Interview completed!

i’m so proud of my daughter <3

@alicespuppy.bsky.social won’t stop picking at my popcorn ceiling and whispering about asbestos, i fear it’s gotten to pup’s brain

me n puppy :3

when did you put your mcr cd on my cat??

puppy just buried pup’s face in my boobs and then said “sorry, they felt motherly >w<“

i hate accidentally misgendering people, i do it to cis people too! especially my cats

the epstein files might aswell be called the fucking schrödinger files at this point

i was reassuring the much older woman i really like that it’s legal and i won’t tell anyone but then i asked if she plays magic the gathering and started talking about it 😭 i’m so fucking cooked

I just realized teh reason Trump wanted Hillary in Jail wuz so he cud have Bill all 2 himself!

Sorry I haven't been very active recently y'all! I finally got 2 NH and I've been cuddling Alice basically nonstop and I think I got sick cuz my head haz been killing me and my throat haz been all closed up 😭 here iz a cat photo fur payment uv my absence

@alicespuppy.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

me n my puppy <3

i don't wanna be sober >_<

why is my kitty always cuddling my puppy and not me? :<

i really want people to see me as a kitty. i wanna jus sit on people’s laps if i like them and get pet and kisses :3

mrow :3 cuddled up under the blankies with my blåhaj and kitties :D

While I may pretend to be a transgender cat on the internet, I’m actually a drug addict neet who doesn’t leave her mom’s house other than to get a Rush at Aroma Joes. mrow :3, or whatever fucking bullshit I say.

i need to lock the fuck in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaa i’m supposed to be a college student

Aricole <3 <3 <3 🥰🥰🥰

i tried to convince my puppy to get our cheap solar panels from the government and she said "solar panels are mlms" 😭 @alicespuppy.bsky.social

i’m so tired i genuinely wish i could hibernate for a few months

really starting to understand that stupid fucking yellow duck

4tran is the alt right right pipeline for trans people.

a videogame shouldn’t be giving me survivor guilt 😭

i never expected to cry after playing dayz. maybe i could have saved the man who fed and armed me if i hadn’t run away when he got shot. maybe he was just unconscious and i could’ve done something. i wish i could at least tell him that i later avenged him with the gun he gave me when we first met.

i honestly like playing brawl on arena more than playing commander at an lgs. every lgs near me is filled with almost exclusively men in their 30s+. i like just having 1 opponent who i dont have to talk to outside of cute little faces and quips

i don wan sleep time :< only nap time

my boobs jiggle every time i giggle i have fucking anime physics lol

connecting my xbox controller to super lesbian animal rpg and hooking my pc up to my tv so i can play it while sitting bisexuality and cuddling my kitty

Dis iz why wlw relationshipz are peak (also she sent all uv those messagez with her boobz she'z a master boober)

everyone look at the pretty art @vox-theflyingfox.bsky.social made of me and my puppy :3 it’s so so so pretty and i’m so grateful ^w^

mrow :3

Showing a small Victorian child /tttt/ instantly vaporizing her

Drawing for @4lung.net and her number 1 fan, @alicespuppy.bsky.social (By me)

yuri :3 age gap yuri :D toxic yuri >w< doomed yuri :< wholesome yuri ^w^ yuri cuddling :> girls :o women @w@

@vox-theflyingfox.bsky.social drew me n my puppy :D hehehe mrow i love it! it’s literally us :3

older woman called me adorable and cute and hugged me :D ^w^

mrow :3 myaow :3 meow :3 mrrp :3 mraw :3 mro :3

i wish it was as easy to fall asleep in my bed at night as it was to fall asleep sitting at my desk in highschool i literally couldn’t stay awake most mornings back then, my head would always fall to my desk. now in my bed at home i can’t get my brain to shut up i guess that part hasnt changed…

i gotta get around to play silksong. i have it downloaded but i just haven’t opened it yet 😭 i haven’t played hollow knight either though…

if i was in undertale i would never leave toriel’s care, i would just accept that she’s my mommy now :3 i wish someone would just take me in and care for me, idk how frisk turned that down lol. i bet she gives the best headpats ^w^

silksong yesterday

no one calls me a good girl so i’ve started saying it to myself when i get things done 😭

myaow :3