Baby shower? Yeah, I sure hope they do. Baby fuckin stink.

Made an Earl Grey Yuzu Ginger Honey Tom Collins in what is likely a cocktail first. Maybe, maybe not. But how many other people have ever made their own Earl Grey gin, used local ginger honey, and fresh squeezed yuzu juice in a cocktail? Can't really be too many, if any.

Sometimes I forget I'm college educated, with a degree in communication studies. And then sometimes I am forced to watch a 5 minute video on some kind of "best communication practices in the workplace", and I criticize the information being peddled.

Sleep Token is just 21 Pilots for people who called ADTR "screamo" in high school.

I guess let's finally see what the fuss was about. #Expedition33

Ya know, I've watched literally hundreds of indie short films in my life. Always happy to get a "first". Wasn't expecting an unbirthing scene to be that "first", but hey, fuck it.

Clearly a consistent unique art style throughout, not a single artefact, done in vector and not reminiscent of the style of any known AI model in the slightest. Please learn what AI art looks like before making claims about art with flaws willy nilly. This is an awful thing to do to an artist

Got wind that I was "intimidating" to a creep while hosting our local open mic a few months back. Apparently he took "you have freedom of speech, but not freedom of consequences, so I won'tstop anyone from kicking your ass in the parking lot," as a warning. Good. Maybe dont be a MAGA loser, ya baby.

Using AI in your short film about global warming is one of the most fucking baffling choices you could possibly make. What the fuck was this person thinking? I am in awe of their stupidity.

BFC must be in some sort of pocket dimension because no one is going and the tickets are all sold out.

Finally played through the Diablo 4 DLC so that now I can play Diablo 4.

Nameless Fancy Pants 1 oz Fernet Branca 1 oz Green Chartreuse 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Spiced Oat-Geat syrup. For when you wanna feel a little fancy, but also know what it means to be fist fucked in the weeds.

Kind of a weird day with some downer thoughts so I of course turn to my eternal muse for guidance. Help me Dandadiapers, you’re my only hope~ (Sorry Momo)

Working out? 🚫👎⛔️ Listening to pop punk in your thirties? ✅️✔️🏁 It's basically the same thing.

Diablo 4 has absolutely taken over my brain. The absolutely thrilling adrenaline rush of finding a piece of gear, or an aspect, etc. that I need for a build is just too addictive.

Being babysat by Bandit: 10/10 Being babysat on by Bandit: 11/10.

Happy birthday to meeeee I can officially live and work in Australia for the next like, at least year or so!

Incoming microfiction! CW: pee, diapers, wetting Thread Incoming below. Ten parts.

Steaming hot take. Disney stuff doesn't ruin Kingdom Hearts. Convoluted Final Fantasy stuff does. There are hundreds of games with complex plot lines that make vaguely tied stories come together. There's exactly one game where I can swing a sword* at bad guys with my best friend Sheriff Woody.

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I actually dunno if I ever posted this super fun sketch from @puddlepup.bsky.social

Reading comprehension is so hard :(

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Seeing there are now garments for the phase in between PULLUPS and undies. We're really on a road somewhere.

Are there any babyfur/abdl writers groups on telegram/discord? 👀

Bro how the fuck did Paw Patrol get passed this pilot episode is aaaaaassssssssss

Is earnesty dead? I remember countless times where both I and a friend needed to be intoxicated before they would believe that I enjoyed their art. We have all become so accustomed to forced modesty that wings can no longer grow as they were intended. Tell your homies you dig their stuff.

Acid flashbacks from KGATLW (but in a cool fun way).

The lovely mommy voice for the Woolys brand diapers saying "Oh! Time for a nappy change!" over the speakers grocery store did something to my brain.

I did the thing and saw just how vanilla my taste is lmao

People With Common Sense: AI is extremely flawed, and even more extremely bad for the environment. AIdiots: ugh, it's so easy to learn. Look! "How do I solve *enters kindergarten level logic puzzle, then smugly displays their phone screen which proudly shows, somehow, the only wrong answer* see!"

"Learn how to use AI or get left behind." I have been capable of thinking thoughts and typing since 3rd grade. How the fuck did you get this far without being able to do that?????? Brother, we don't need to "learn" how to use AI. It's not a skill.

Older sibling curious about diapers because younger sibling is still in them/wets the bed... BUT ALSO CONSIDER Younger sibling curious about diapers because OLDER sibling is still in them/wets the bed.

I mixed up the "banana trick" and the "banana challenge". Shoved two bananas up my ass and chugged a Sprite.

This big isn't us for the both of town.

Ya’ll really need to chill on Pretend Again. They are all genuinely great people and do not deserve the image you’re projecting onto them.

Also, please stop accusing them about AI, never have I seen any AI generated and do their best to uphold higher standards within this community.

Hilarious everyone has some fuckass opinion about PretendAgain because some random dude had one bad customer service experience (without providing any context whatsoever) and now people think PA is some big evil bad company. You are all so, so, so horrible about jumping on hate trains. Christ.

I find this whole situation about PretendAgain absolute BS and being blown out of proportion. They’re their own company and have the right to refuse anyone. I’ve done the same in the past with my commission works and have refused services and blocked clients I never want to work with.

Pee that age regresses whoever it touches.

Hey, just in case no one has told you today... Pee your pants <3

Your regular reminder that you can't be interrogating people to see if they're Allowed™ to enjoy something, btw. Trauma isn't the only acceptable reason to enjoy dark fiction, for example, and expecting folks to reveal their trauma to you to justify that enjoyment is absolutely batshit on your part.

Spaces for kids have been destroyed or re-worked into stores, adult spaces aren't allowed to be actually "adult" lest we anger the CC companies, and supposedly neutral spaces are full of gambling/porn ads, disinformation, and right-wing pipelines. An internet that is increasingly not for anyone.

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

Subscribestar really shooting itself repeatedly in its human like knee orientation huh

Being diapered by Kanga would fix me

I earnestly don't think people realize how aesthetically and tonally different it is to be a pants wetter/messer than it is to "still be in/need diapers". It is a whole different vibe to be explored outside of including diapers in your scenes/vibes. Random thought, just been a mood lately >.>

ibs got me praising myself like a toddler like "i did such a good job not shitting my pants at the grocery store today"

When you and your partner both need diapers. Call that Co-DEPEND-ency.