When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?

It bothers me that someone may steal my identity and use it to make thousands of dollars behind my back. It mostly bothers me because I currently have my identity and can't figure out how to do that..

🧢🔥 Greenland’s new "Make America Go Away" hats are flying off the shelves—a viral clapback in the wake of Trump’s bizarre fixation on copying Putin’s every move. Sometimes, the best response is merch that sells out.

I once encountered a bear in the woods and accidentally played Dad instead of dead. Now, it can ride a bike without stabilizers.

Sen. Mark Kelly is ditching his Tesla

Canada will always stand with Ukraine

The best way to teach your little kids about tariffs is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Canada wins! #fournations

Go Canada 🍁 🇨🇦

TODAY'S LIFEHACK

Canada has never been more united

my kids started to use a new expression. When I asked how far, they answered, "within Wifi range"

I have a friend with one eye, he's pretty cool about it, instead of 😃 he sends .D

Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.

Tokyo Midtown #photography #tokyo #streetphotography

Why is the guy who serves you at the restaurant called a waiter, when it is you that is waiting?

🇨🇦

The next 4 years #Trump #maga

The last cigarette #streetphotography #photography #noir

sad but true

Go Canada 🍁 🇨🇦

I don't go to bars anymore, but I miss some things about it. So sometimes I wait outside my bathroom for 15 minutes when I'm dying to pee.

Marriage tip #1 your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning

yep

Tokyo Odaiba #streetphotography #photography

Blue pill or red pill? #streetphotography #photography

That's it.

;-)

Judge Merchan, please make him president Monday through Friday and then, on the weekends, make him pick up trash on the highway. That would be amazing. #trump #merchan

Optimus Prime: "I transform from a robot into a truck. You?" Amazon Prime: "I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."

Meanwhile in Canada

Your brain is the only organ aware of its own existence.

We had a fire drill at the sperm bank today but everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went off. It was a premature evacuation.

Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres

Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?

It's really cold out there folks. If you're heading out to Walmart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.

When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, "Just use a fucking spoon,Larry. You're not a Jedi."

when even a TRIPPLE EXpresso is not enough #streetphotography #photography

meanwhile in Tokyo... #streetphotography #photography

Know these 10 warning signs of #Alzheimers disease medicalxpress.com/news/2022-04... #dementia #wellness

Here is my year in review on LinkedIn with my Top 10 most popular posts related to #neuroscience www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

Tokyo Roppongi nightlife #streetphotography #photography #Tokyo

I just checked the NORAD website, and it's not looking good. They lost contact with Santa somewhere over the Ukraine.

I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.

The liquor store clerk just wished me a Happy New Year. As if he wasn't going to see me 10 more times before then.

🤣 only down under