"Smith days she feels 'obligated' to proceed with referendum vote." No shit. A majority of the UCP is separtists. She knows she'd lose the confidence of the traitors that make up her base, so she'll do whatever it takes to cling on to that support. Everything Smith does is about retaining power.

The weekend before last, I took my Restricted Firearms Safety Course and scored 100% on both the written and practical hands-on portion. My inner Albertan is yeehawing. The rest of me is mildly concerned that this came so naturally.

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So Danielle Smith is "furious" the NDP went straight to the RCMP instead of giving the UCP a courtesy heads-up? Right, because when millions of Albertans’ private data is leaked, standard protocol is to tip off the guys whose own caucus staffers were already playing with it. Fuck the UCP.

Failed lawyer Jeffrey Rath moans that democracy is being threatened in Alberta. Meanwhile, the clear minority of Albertans wanting to separate are bolstered by UCP's separtist majority. Democracy is indeed threatened, but not for separatists. For everyday Albertans. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

Smith is struggling so hard to not drop to her knees & suck the separatists' cocks while trying to sound like she really doesn't want the province to separate. The entire UCP government is so out of touch with Albertans but that's what you get with these hillbillies. nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

Fucking A. It's about time that someone with common sense put a knife in this bullshit separation petition. I'm sure that despite Smith telling us she's not pro-separation, just trying to give them a voice, she's going to wade in on this & find a way to make it happen www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk9B...

Colour me shocked that someone as sleezy as David Parker wouldn't cooperate in an investigation where he's clearly guilty. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"To be clear, Centurion App is strictly used by volunteers to find people they personally know in a database." Who the fuck needs an illegally-obtained database to contact "people they personally know?" I hope Parker and the rest of Centurion rot in jail. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This was the best thing about my childhood. It was early 80s in my case, but it was still laid back like that. That's what I miss more than the lack of obligations. I don't mind adulting. It's how regimented it is that bothers me and makes me long for my childhood. dailygalaxy.com/2026/04/psyc...

My thoughts could have told you this. www.scientificamerican.com/article/what...

Last year, Elections Alberta fined David Parker and his Take Back Alberta group $120k for not disclosing the activist group's finances. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Seriously, fuck the Alberta Separatists. They're showing their true colours and moral compass and we've not even had the referendum. Fuck off. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So who exactly is this 250th? The US or Trump? Because this insecure fuck sure seems to think it's all about himself. www.cnn.com/2026/04/28/p...

Poilievre just can't help being himself. No matter what the Liberals do, it's never enough, even when it already goes beyond what he would do if he hadn't blown the last election and was elected. All he knows is grift and he's too idiotic to realize everyone hates it. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Blah, blah, Trump. Blah, blah, grrr. Blah, blah, shits pants.

Surprise, surprise. Trump likes to talk shit but it was still anyone's guess as to whether he'd commit. Glad they're backing down, but there are enough gotchas in this ceasefire that we'll see how it goes. www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...

"Trump dismissed questions from reporters about whether bombing civilian infrastructure such as bridges and power plants – as per his threat yesterday – would constitute war crimes. He said, “I hope I don’t have to do it." So Trump will commit war crimes. Shocker. www.smh.com.au/world/middle...

This would come across as the insane ramblings of an old man in terminal cognitive decline on a good day. That this is the President of the United States, a man in charge of the world's most powerful military, is a lot more than insane - it's outright dangerous. The US is cooked. We're all cooked.

Bullshit. I'd bet money that no such talks occurred. Trump knows attacks on civilian infrastructure is a war crime and is now making up stories to find a way out of the mess he's created while looking the hero and "master negotiator." What an obvious fuck. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Threatening tourists in parks worldwide is a bold strategy for a country trying to prove it's not a terrorist state. www.cp24.com/news/world/2...

Smith moans about how Ottawa keeps imposing its will upon Albertans, but Smith seems to be doing a really good job of this herself. And what's with bringing in a single so-called expert as proof? I cannot wait to see her gone. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So let me get this straight: Mango Mussolini goes to war with a country, with no consideration beyond how it might make his tiny cock look a bit less tiny, and is now asking for help with a war no-one but him and Israel wanted? Get fucked, dude. www.afr.com/world/middle...

Saw this coming from a mile away. Take away any means for others to assist by threatening tariffs and then swoop in like some sort of saviour to "save" them from the disaster Trump and his regime created. What an absolute piece of shit of a human being. www.rte.ie/news/us/2026...

This is the typical Trump playbook. Create your own narrative and conjure up something that does not exist - or do what's necessary to actually cause that problem - then swoop in like you're some sort of saviour. But the world isn't as easily fooled as the US is. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Trump's sex life alone has resulted in numerous unauthorized entries at Mar-a-Lago. www.bbc.com/news/live/cr...

This geriatric fuck changes his fiscal policies as often as most people change their underwear. I doubt he even remembers changing it in the first place. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just one more step to ensure that Trump, his regime, and the Republican party go down in history as the most racist ever. Trump thinks he's building a legacy for himself, but he seems to think a legacy can't be a monumental pile of shit and him looking like a fuckstick. www.inkl.com/a/QkZWzYCAaar

"ICE officials this week reported that the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at a detention facility in El Paso was the result of the staff’s “spontaneous use of force” to “prevent him from harming himself.”" I guess mission accomplished. They just did it for him. Idiots. www.inkl.com/a/GwvjZaSjnnb

It is fucking glorious to see Trump having an absolute fucking meltdown over the Supreme Court's decision on tariffs today. It's also stunning - though not a surprise for Mango Mussolini - for him to publicly say the decision is "against the US" while ignoring what's legal or not. Fucking idiot.

Well that's a welcome and surprising turn of events. Now to see how long before he merely ignores the ruling. www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...

Smith is an utter idiot. What sort of intelligent human being would, in the same breath as saying budget shortfalls are due to the volatility and unpredictable nature of the cost of oil, also say that the solution is to rely even more heavily on oil for revenue? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Good job. Trump raises the cost of products in the US and around the world and doesn't even accomplish the one thing it was supposed to do. Everyone but that piss-haired fartmonger saw this coming. www.cnbc.com/2026/02/19/u...

Trump is having yet another tantrum. Canada paid for the bridge, for fuck sake. He's refusing to allow it to open until Canada "treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve." I'd sooner see Canada demolish the bridge before caving to a tyrant. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I don't think a draft-dodger has any right to call anyone, especially an Olympic athlete, a "Loser." Yet here are. Ol' bonespur just can't help but be a piece of shit. Yet again. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

"The anti-aging influencer and CBS News contributor Peter Attia exchanged hundreds of emails with Epstein" I don't think describing Attia as "anti-aging" differentiates him from anyone else who was in Epstein's circle. Based on what went on, they were all anti-aging. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Now Trump's latest scheme is suggesting that Republicans take over elections. The same asshole caught on tape trying to coerce Georgia to just give him "a few more votes." Where to even begin with what the fuck is wrong in America right now. Vote this fuckstick out. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

LOL. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

PP has been one of the most prominent figures in Canadian politics when sowing the seeds of dissent. It's only when facing the possibility of being shitcanned that he's suddenly promoting unity, because he knows it worked for Carney. You can't trust anything PP says. www.bbc.com/news/article...

There sure are a lot of insecure people at WEM lately that feel the need to show off how big and strong they are by brandishing firearms. That'll show 'em. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

For a country that allegedly has such a robust economy, Trump sure feels the need to hobble any competition that exists. The more he says and the more he does, the bigger admission that maybe the US economy isn't doing quite as well as he keeps lying to its citizens. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

It's important to note Trump is falsely saying the governor and mayor "are inciting Insurrection." Those are important words because that's exactly the wording that he claims allows him to send in the military. If they're sent in, this situation is going to explode. www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Aww. It looks like we struck a nerve with Mango Mussolini. Good. Meanwhile, Trump is so dense that he doesn't realize he's doing exactly what he was accused of doing in Carney's Davos speech, using their size and tariffs as weapons. Can't read the room to save his life. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Phew! Looks like we dodged that bullet at least! Now Trump can focus on the bootlickers in his little fan club. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Alberta separatists will take advantage of any opportunity to lick Trump's boots. What absolute cucks. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

So now Trump's latest thing is that because he failed to win the Nobel Peace Prize, he's no longer under pressure to go after peaceful resolutions, and so that's why he's going after Greenland. Even though he threatened to take Greenland even before his failed Nobel bid. What a fucking idiot.

This is exactly what you get when your "agents" are nothing more than testosterone-fueled Call of Duty cosplayers. Slow clap for Meal Team Six. "Federal Agents Used a Battering Ram to Enter a Minneapolis Home Without Valid Warrant, Video Shows" www.inkl.com/a/pEZdGbhWXXb

What utter bullshit. The vehicle brushed him at most. What are his organs made out of? Paper mache? Given the spin and lies the administration has spewed for months now, I see no reason to believe this is anything more than another bullshit story. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-off...

Nothing could be more Musk than instead of removing the ability for Grok to generate child porn, he instead decides to monetize it. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Musk claims UK suppressing free speech after threats of ban, feels child porn should be freely available to anyone. At 19 years old, you'd think Twitter was nearly a decade too old for him to keep fucking with. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...