i swear tesla self driving sprays your windshield randomly just to use up your fluid faster

seeing fake movie sequels in video games makes me curious about how good the fake original movie was to get a sequel

chair company gives me twin peaks vibes in a good way

the original gacha game

they should do the dog show with all the trainers wearing green morphsuits so they can be chroma keyed out and we just see the dogs

we are worse off without stumbleupon

we should have carrots in everything, why did we stop at cakes

north dakora has the only state owned bank in the usa and seems to be doing well, is there any reason we dont see more states try this?

thank you xVemu, your hard work from years ago has kept me from quitting my job that forces me to use a mac

squalene would make a lovely girls name

weirdest confirmation question ive seen in a while

credit card that gives 5% back on parking tickets

i need an alarm that goes off to remind me to go to sleep, but doesnt go off on the nights i'm actually asleep at the right time

billion dollar company for whoever can solve the problem of standing desk crossbars destroying your knees

this a pretty shameful way for a bank to do identity verification

you ever get 'big air' off a yawn

in any sane world, this lady would be banned from practicing law for the rest of her life. she and jussie smollett shared the same two brain cells for these hoaxes.

working from home with my personal flabellifer and sparsiones like a roman noble

i'd like to see countries protest miss universe and the rest of these pageants instead of treating them as necessary cultural rituals to defend their women's honor

only just realized amphitheater = 2 theaters put together

'user' feels more like a slur than it used to

we were one timeline away from peta protesting chicken heated nuclear landmines

PSA because way too many people got their computers hacked this week - if a friend on discord randomly starts asking you to download files and playtest a game they're making, dont do it!

a year later the results are in: they successfully beat the s&p500 even without picking nvda

'green grass turns brown when it begins to rot' trump's one step away from using cockney rhyming slang logic for his next nickname

first time ive heard boom boom i want you in my room in a decade, and it was at a sit down italian restaurant in manhattan

good thing people like the cut of my jib, its the only one i have

im too crepuscular for my own good

to incentivize good cop behavior we should have a points system tied into their bodycams that gives out little reward dings when they have good interactions

if someone remembers to mention hawaii and guam, but not taiwan or tibet or ukraine, its on purpose

when i read 'cyclopean' in a book i just assume the author was a lovecraft fan at this point, that word is his now

hulu writers managed to recreate a fight two girls i know had nearly perfectly

new lore from childhood: turns out one of my gradeschool friends didnt drift away naturally, but because their parents hinted to mine that they'd prefer to hang out with families from their social/country club. i was a victim of classism even as a white kid in suburban nj </3

every modern subculture, community, and political movement's success is driven by how effectively they can court lonely people

there's something so insidious about seeing maga spend years purposely conflating all democrats with terrorists and communism, only to suddenly reveal they dont actually think they're the same at all, and in fact they're wildly different

starting to notice that when there's a phone ui update, some labels just don't feel right and my brain gets tricked into thinking they're misspelled because the surrounding button is different than expected, like a disruptive form of semantic satiation or failed pattern matching

not only are credit cards evolving a vertical format like video, but its also downstream of smartphones, which completely changed how we pay for things and use our wallets. the rounded rectangle shapes our society in so many hidden ways.

never a good sign when the subway water boxes start leaking

gope & yakub appreciation post

due to anthropomorphism if credit card companies make their cards look cute enough, consumers will feel bad cancelling them and will leave them open

game idea: incremental clicker game where youre playing as someone text banking

at least once a year i reconsider this advice

lets start an organization to give grants to people that do something on only half their body so we can study the effects over time, like that guy who only cracked his left knuckles. we'll also accept pairs of twins where only one of them tests the thing.

do we have a guy that only applied retinol/tretinoin to half of their face for a decade to prove if it worked yet

say what you want about atlas but he holds up well to this day

today was pressing day at the last historic cider mill left in new jersey

learning roman history be like

1800s - st bernard brings you brandy in a barrel around its neck to keep you warm during the avalanche, it doesnt work, you die drunk 2025 - the barrel contains 1000mg of niacin, you die uncomfortable and sober

no matter how dumb you are, as long as you say things people want to hear, the entire world is open to you