if you want someone to be nicer just give them lou gehrigs disease

drugs arent supposed to taste good

we need a food pyramid for media/entertainment consumption

consumers beware: those cute bird nest cameras can be an amazing gift but there is always a small chance of traumatizing your loved one (snake got in)

quid esto beatus cum recte esse potes?

its wild that runners can get anemia because heel striking destroys red blood cells over time

we need more studies on the long term asymmetrical ergonomic impacts of wearing a watch on just one arm for life

dont join a doomsday cult that wont splurge on the name brand drink mix is what i always say

maybe they want greenland because they think land votes

i wonder if more money has been lost playing 67 in online poker in the last year compared to the previous one

not lazy just maximizing my future flops

you should be allowed to filter out entire professions on dating apps

people underestimate how being on a slightly wrong medication/dosage for even one year can ruin your entire life

what we call the 'smug liberal' stereotype today is a naturally occurring societal phenomena that arises any time a group of people are forced to be around a particularly dumb set of beliefs and their believers

it feels like terrorists all silently agreed not to attack zoos or spend their time mass killing animals but that would sure get attention

true crime youtubers are using ai to make thumbnails of unrelated crimes look like the evidence/thumbnails of more well-performing crimes

the internet is held together with string and glue, because all of our personal lives are too (conways law)

restaurant that calls its grease GFO to sound fancy (george foreman oil)

trump offline raided maduro, thats the real reason why the international community is outraged

the geopolitical horrors will continue until renewable resources improve

didnt expect maduro to be in town this time of year

'a large external threat will unite humanity' is one of the most important lessons throughout the history of media, why arent we putting more r&d into this?

life is way harder for those who cant control their emotions

idea: laptop keyboard with regenerative typing for extra battery life

isnt it weird that oatmeal isnt meal its oats

business idea: send someone to stand outside your ex's window with a boombox as-a-service

type of guy who gets into the kaiju fandom through the godziIla pinball game

some mandela effects fail to launch, like 'did orcas have a grey patch'?

stop falling for slopulism

may our local arcades outlive us all

be careful about which sayings you use as catchphrases, your ghost will be telling it to your kids in their time of need

christmas horror movie idea - paranormal activity sequel set around a yule log livestream feed

absol the free alpha pokemon

rip faze clan you lasted way longer than you ever deserved

all these people who 'found god' yet god never tells them to get off social media

would be cool if discord organically generated servers of friends and friends-of-friends based off knowing who interacts well with each other and shares interests

take note of the free thinking 'skeptics' that used to obsess over the clinton body count conspiracies but arent interested in theorizing about trump

my hardboiled detective name is 'gutster spatchcock'

overheard grandmother: 'if i told my younger self i would be buying my grandsons earrings and noserings for christmas i wouldn't have believed it'

happy festivus / guile's birthday / national pfeffernusse day / night of the radishes to those who celebrate

i really didnt hate cigarette companies enough

weird seeing someone using an amex black card in the back row of a spirit airlines flight

2025 was the year of the class action settlement checks, i think i got at least 5 this year from various tech companies

think i stumbled into the wrong terminal at austin airport

devious sticker to put up in an airport

the algorithm shifted and now im seeing anti-statin posts everywhere, someone decided to open up a new culture war front

theyve been staring at each other for five minutes

looksmaxxing might be one of the worst things a young person could get into (basic hygiene and body advice are not looksmaxxing)

with tsa precheck you can go through security just to hang out at airport restaurants and go shopping, its not weird its like going to the mall

wrapped gifts probably felt more impactful to kids before loot boxes