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Em • she/her • 23 • +18 This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art
I saw drew & jinkx talk about how a foot fetish is literally the least taboo taboo thing and yet people still freak out and honestly. You should worry more about people’s hands then feet to be honest 💀
9 days ago
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Krista D. Ball: Canada's boiled potato
19 days ago
I admit I'm a little resentful about how good yoga has been for my crippled hot mess of a body lolsob
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David Preston
18 days ago
Tufted duck in the spring sunshine.
#birds
#photography
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Can everyone stop being babies and move to bluesky?? Like ffs it’s not a bad app at all and anyone complaining about it is a boohoo butt
18 days ago
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I saw that pic of Joseph being handed a small, duck figure at a con and remembered Eddie is VERY afraid of ducks. So I QUICKLY threw this together
#eddiemunson
#dustinhenderson
#strangerthings
#thedustinexperiment
19 days ago
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Me when I see some AWFUL fanon bullshit
24 days ago
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Also, people being surprised the biopic has not so great actor choices is hilarious, most biopics are like edging Weird Al level of parody, we all realize this… right?
30 days ago
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Idc about the beetles or Joseph Quinn in actuality, I do care to know what Eddie’s singing voice will sound like. So, are we going to get him singing? Or will they Zac efron him?
30 days ago
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El & Ed sibling au: henderhop is real & so is hellcheer 🙏 esp because el would likely be there or sense Eddie was in danger or smth and save Chrissy. Wonder twins is still very much a thing BECAUSE, it will be mileven for a bit and then henderhop AND Will is their half brother???? Maybe?
30 days ago
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I’m rewriting ST: This time, Eddie & El are actually siblings but DONT KNOW and Eddie or Wayne finds El and they end up raising her. Eddie’s mom still dies when he’s 6, but they find out it’s actually because she had El, not because of some mystery illness & Eddie is like omfg I have a sister
30 days ago
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I should write this in my diary just so years down the line I can be like “I was ‘upset’ over this bro I was a BABY oh my god” as I’m 52 reading 20 y/o mes diary or I’d agree with myself like YEAH BITCH YOURE RIGHT
about 1 month ago
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Being a multishipper is a ton of fun until there is one area of the fandom that grossly mischaracterizes your faves and then you’re just mad all day after that (I’m being overly dramatic)
about 1 month ago
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Henclair, lumax, elumax, surfcheer, elmax, henderhop, hopclair, stonathan, edgyle etc etc etc pls come pick me up, they’re drinking
about 1 month ago
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If anti hellcheer people actually cared about characterizing Eddie well and giving him a female best friend, they would know it’s Ronnie Ecker and draw her everywhere.. but oh wait
about 1 month ago
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The amount of anti hellcheer people that specifically make content of Ed & Chris that looks like ship content??? Just to go “oh they’re BEST friends” please- he had a best friend, Ronnie Ecker or even Robin Buckley to make it fun. Pls stop mischaracterizing him bc you hate a ship
about 1 month ago
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When artists and creators go through the trouble of making art or content that clearly looks like ship art when there was easily 5000000 other options for it to not be that way, just to rub it in another ships face??? Pisses me off so bad
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
i hate when you tell someone you don’t like something and they continue to do it anyways… like ???
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80s thriller sci-fi romance with Kristopher Hyatt & Nicola Coughlan anyone? 🪰 evilly rubs my hands together
about 1 month ago
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A POC literally argued Katniss wasn’t native/native coded and spent hours arguing how she was pretty much white. H u h
about 1 month ago
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BRO BEING LIKE “OMGG HELLCHEER IN 2026- it’s platonic…. .___.” Is killing me ngl
about 1 month ago
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Nvm I think they might’ve platoniced my hellcheer… goddammit
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about 1 month ago
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Chrissy CANONICALLY trying to get Jason & Tommy to leave Eddie & the hellfire club alone and Jason being controlling and pulling her away??? Bro, chop me up and throw me out
about 1 month ago
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Part of why Chrissy didn’t realize who Eddie was/forgot was because they had atleast a year-2 years where they didn’t see eachother bc he went to high school and she was still in middle school, so by the time she got there he was different
about 1 month ago
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The idea of Eddie having potentially been at the same dances/proms Chrissy was at and he just watched her from the side lines 😭
about 1 month ago
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“ I sleep so I can see you cause I hate to wait so long “ is so: Eddie lived and mourned Chrissy every day until he died
about 1 month ago
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Chocolate cake, a good wienering and Eddie Munson might help me rn
about 2 months ago
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I want chocolate cake
about 2 months ago
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There is no fucking way I’m seeing Justin Bieber defense in my 2026, he’s a POS man. Be so fr right now 💀
about 2 months ago
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I could think something is terribly cringey, but if my boyfriend likes it? It immediately changes my perspective about it. Like I love you, you like this thing, I trust you. Idc if I said it used to be cringey, it’s cute now
about 2 months ago
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Measles cases have gone up in my area and my stalker is probably praying I get it 💀
about 2 months ago
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I’ve seen at least 2 anti hellcheer people say Chrissy was 14-16 and I’m so confused because if she was 14-16 why the fuck would she be dating Jason? Who’s 18 and the graduating class is ‘86 (THAT YEAR)
about 2 months ago
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I find it hilarious when people deem trail mix bad for you. Especially if you’re eating all of the ingredients all together 💀 like oh god, there’s a little chocolate or sweet treat in here to make it extra specially yummy, it ruined the whole thing (it didn’t)
about 2 months ago
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DiscussingFilm
2 months ago
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list:
bit.ly/OscarNoms26
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Most byler shippers: try not to attack someone for making a valid point even in the vicinity of your ship and not react, impossible addition
2 months ago
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Absolute insane byler shippers keep proving the point that they’re insane 💀💀
2 months ago
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Anyway, gonna rewrite season 4 where Eddie & Chrissy live. I’m gonna try to follow the original plot as close as possible and then for s5…. That’s gonna take a while. I want to bring argyle into season 5 and there is so much to rewrite and so many potential plots to add or change 💀😭
2 months ago
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It’s the way that if the duffers did in fact use as much AI as I suspect, it even tried to make the show interesting and give scary freaky vibes but the duffers were like “nah, all of these plot holes and weird coincidences are not real”. Like ChatGPT might have been trying to save you bro 💀
2 months ago
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3 months ago
today is pissing me off real bad
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It’s the way my neighbors kids, if they’re awake, are always. Fucking. Screaming. All of them. Not screaming in horrible despair, but not in joy either. They just sound like they just get pissed off a lot. They are very angry small children 😭
3 months ago
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Why is Mike wheeler getting the best edits
3 months ago
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No way I’m seeing people shocked by this season of stranger things. No fucking way. NO ONE HAD AN OUNCE OF “I think this’ll happen in S5??” ALL OF IT WAS OBVIOUS
4 months ago
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Understanding customers, patients, clients etc deserve head. Not from me, but in general
4 months ago
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Also, that person who interviewed a necro-file at the ripe age of 16 and said necro-file proceeded to harass and stalk them for 3 weeks and say cryptic shit….. bro where was ur head at
4 months ago
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QUEER ON QUEER CRIME UNDER A INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE POST!?!,!,!, AND THE OG HAS PRONOUNS IN THEIR BIO BUT WAS MAKING FUN OF AND BELITTLING A NB COMMENTER??!?!?!!! WHAT
4 months ago
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4 months ago
the oomfs and i
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This fic will end me ngl
4 months ago
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This fic is bringing me to the edge I stg I’ll jump 💀😭
4 months ago
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This fic is stabbing me, call the police
4 months ago
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LESTAT WHY ARE YOU PURPOSEFULLY GETTING UR ASS BEAT!?!!!????!??
4 months ago
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THIS FIC IS PUNISHING ME OUCH OUCH
4 months ago
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