imagine being the country that banned tiktok and kinder eggs

things that irritate me: • transactional relationships • people that haven’t spoken to you in years suddenly reaching out cos you’re doing well • clapping when the plane lands • having to clean my house more than once • my pyjama bottoms rolling up while i sleep and leave me looking like a cherub

me and my dog cruising all the new social media apps incase tiktok gets banned: