He couldn’t just have the generals and admirals sign a card?

“Ohhh - the fix is in.”

Easily confused - remember the Beach Boys song, “The Little Old Lady From Argentina”?

Nothing to worry about here - just our nation’s senior military leadership gathered under one roof.

Tactical Trump playing 4 dimensional checkers.

Trump won’t let this escalator thing go away quietly.

Just asking but, the United Nations lacks VIP elevators?

Suddenly the FCC is looking at the ratings, and they’re losing to the Trump Show.

“And for God’s sake leave a tip.”

Not exactly a clinical trial but, in Kennedy World, one pregnant waitress will do.

…And both files are next to the trash can.

Not sure what made me follow Lynda Carter but glad I did 🥳🥳

4 out of 5 doctors recommend…not watching Trump’s briefings?

Where’s Fauci? Let’s party like its 2020.

What a great series: Trump runs off a network comedian; the comedian comes back and Trump rants about it. Ratings gold!

What’s that legal term that starts with an ‘O’? Objection!

Where’s Fauci? Let’s party like its 2020.

Best to keep a bottle of aspirin handy these next 3 1/2 years 😵‍💫☹️

Wht’s next - DOJ attorney ads on billboards?

Wht’s next - DOJ attorney ads on billboards?

“Now accepting applications from…no one.”

Boat shows used to be fun.

Boat shows used to be fun.

Need an employee? Add a visa to your Kroger shopping list!

Judging by the number of #caffeine memes on #bluesky, this would be a national nightmare.

Need an employee? Add a visa to your Kroger shopping list!

I’m pretty convinced that Trump’s lawyers hate him. That entire complaint read like it was copied over from a Stephen Miller speech. Either way, judge struck this down and told the Trump lawyers to try acting like lawyers

Teddy! Rafael! Who is this version of you?!

Egg rolls, chow mein…TikTok?

Donald Trump, government expert.

Please say it ain’t so…

Free speech is a pillar of democracy — firing comedians who make fun of you is not.

Oof the White House is tying itself in knots.

We ask the question, “What’s bothering old man Trump today?”

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

“Heeeere’s Ronnie!”

Using my amazing mental powers and predicting this won’t end well for ABC.

Antifa? That’s so 2020. Do they even exist?

Antifa? That’s so 2020. Do they even exist?

I’ll bet he wants his cash back, too.

And who’s running this center for disease control, anyway?

A good casting director is so important to a film.

God forbid actual events get in the way…

“Reporting as ordered to Fort Charles Bronson.”

Seems like the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills should have a say in our economy, but what do I know, right, Miss Hathaway?

Just the fate of the country at stake but - there’s no business like show business.

Well, longish…

With Trump as our lifeguard, what could go wrong?

This story feels like it’s going to have huge repercussions

@dutchesswoodall.bsky.social Catching up on your posts, Dutchess…