Sounds like they pissed off our analyst.

Looking for a pathetic holiday scene? Head to Mar-a-Lago.

Happy…Thanksgiving…

One would actually be surprised if he told her he was going to demolish her side of the White House.

That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.

Is Lindsey Halligan one of the bad guys in “Home Alone”? Is she Uncle Billy in “Its a Wonderful Life”?

Looking for a pathetic holiday scene? Head to Mar-a-Lago.

Wow 👀

“Grocery prices! - Oh, a card trick?!”

Hello Bluesky - in the last 24 hours I was included in at least two starter packs and I gained like 300 followers. I can only identify one…thanks @jaybird54.bsky.social 💜 Your support keeps encouraging me and I want you to know its appreciated. Now, back to the headlines - and following back!

The entitlement! This is Kristi Noem 2.0.

Sheesh, the president doesn’t realize his own “peace” plan was written by the Russians.

TFW you don’t trust your staff and details are overlooked.

Gone are the days when Walter Cronkite explained what mattered.

She always did seem more of an IHOP girl.

Russia defeats the US without firing a shot. Sad.

Someone mentioned Nikki Haley in a post yesterday. Is that not a name from some far away galaxy? She thought she could remain relevant by “still supporting” Trump and now look at her - gone and mostly forgotten.

Somebody throw the Coast Guard a life preserver…

The Coast Guard is certainly making news these days - and not on the subject of rescues.

Maybe she could call the front desk?

He’s being pretty specific…

Halligan doesn’t need the Skipper or the Professor - she needs a lawyer.

Nothing says “judicial fairness” like making Lindsey Halligan a judge.

Halligan doesn’t need the Skipper or the Professor - she needs a lawyer.

Donnie’s max is two things on his mind at a time.

“Looking for a Trump, as in Donald Trump.”

A man who won’t go down without a fight.

It’s not like he owns a compass…

It’s not like he owns a compass…

Well, this might change the invasion strategy - if there is one…

So now there’s two different sets of files: Trump good, Epstein bad.

“We’ll be meeting on Venezuela in the Game Room.”

Really, Donnie? Do you have any credibility?

Ok, what’s next, a personal errand runner? Or will they just give her a car.

Trump’s ultimate Epstein distraction would be to get a puppy at the White House.

“The witness will…sit!”

We see you, Virginia Giuffre…

- Except we’re not playing with boats in the bathtub.

Does anyone have a floppy disk? We need to access the a: drive.

With love and respect for Monica Lewinsky.

The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution based on something they saw on a YouTube channel?

@sjmoneill.bsky.social aka the Bill Pulte page. Glad I found you!

Trump already has Bill Pulte pulling their home loan records…

“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”

At least he forgot about Amelia Earhart.

The White House, taking the Un- out of unemployment.

“Don’t pick up the phone while I’m on the internet.”

“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”

Is Pete Hegseth more insecure than Trump? Let’s check in with his wife.

“Donnie, you in danger, girl.”