CAPTAIN SMOLLETT: Where to, Captain Hawkins? JIM HAWKINS: To wherever the wind may take us! GONZO: Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians! RIZZO THE RAT: Oh, brother! Here they go again! #MuppetTreasureIsland30

RIZZO THE RAT: I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience. #MuppetTreasureIsland30

STATLER: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship. WALDORF: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. #MuppetTreasureIsland30

(From Elmo's World: Holidays:) GIRL: I like Ramadan because it makes me feel good that I'm with my family. BOY: Ramadan makes me feel happy to respect my God and my elders. Ramadan Mubarak, Muppet fans!

GROVER: This town ain't big enough for the two of us. FRED THE WONDER HORSE: I wanna say one word to you - plastics! Happy Lunar New Year, Muppet Fans! Enjoy the year of the horse!

BLIND PEW: Oh a pretty little girl is it? Yes, take me to Billy Bones, ma pet! JIM HAWKINS: You've got it all wrong, there's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl! BLIND PEW: I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying! #MuppetTreasureIsland30

JIM HAWKINS: I hate my life. GONZO: I hate your life, too. RIZZO THE RAT: If I had a life, I'd hate it. #MuppetTreasureIsland30

This celebration has begun! Today marks the 30th anniversary of Muppet Treasure Island, so to celebrate, we're sharing some classic quotes from the film all this week. Keep a weather eye out with #MuppetTreasureIsland30!

"Fraggle Rock is the reason that I became a puppeteer. When I was seven years old, I saw Fraggle Rock, for the first time, and the first character that I remember physically seeing on the screen was Gobo." Happy Birthday, John Tartaglia!

WASHINGTON: Knock knock. LINCOLN: Who's there? WASHINGTON: George. LINCOLN: George who? WASHINGTON: George Washington. ROOSEVELT: Hmm. JEFFERSON: I see. LINCOLN: Very good, George. Happy Presidents' Day, Muppet fans!

"I worked with a lot of people in Hollywood... and they’re not terrible people but you don’t get that same sort of feeling and respect. Jim [Henson] was always great at looking at his employees as equals and not as an underling." Happy Birthday, Kirk Thatcher!

MISS PIGGY: I spied because I care! KERMIT: Well I care, too! MISS PIGGY: Well, why don't you say so? KERMIT: I JUST DID! MISS PIGGY: ALL RIGHT! Happy Valentine's Day, Muppet fans!

LESLIE UGGAMS: Listen, Lew, what does it take to become a great boomerang-fish thrower? LEW ZEALAND: Well, you gotta have sole. And if you can't get sole, use halibut.

SCOOTER: Dizzy Gillespie? Dizzy Gillespie, fifteen seconds to curtain, Dizzy! Oh, uh. Say, Diz. Kermit does have one rule for this show. DIZZY GILLESPIE: What's that? SCOOTER: No puppets allowed. GILLESPIE: What? Guess I have to play the trumpet then?

STATLER: I wouldn't mind the show if they just got rid of one thing. WALDORF: What's that? STATLER: Me.

"It’s the kind of hand where you just develop as you go. You’re thinking of things all the time... It was very kind of organic, there was never any plan behind it. It just happened naturally. And it was always that way with the Muppets." Happy Birthday, Kathryn Mullen!

"...If you're open for it, there's always something to be learned about the art of storytelling and the opportunity to keep learning is probably, I think, the best thing I can give myself, and [something I] hope that I [can] keep doing." Happy Birthday, Tyler Bunch!

DIANA ROSS: Kermit, first I want to tell you, that audience is so great out there. I really do love doing this show. It's the best! KERMIT: Uh, uh, yeah, well, well, they certainly love you a lot. It's just uh, well it's just... us that they hate.

BERT: If you're a football player, tell me, what is your team called, huh? ERNIE: We're called the Dirty Rugs, Bert! BERT: The Dirty Rugs? Now, why would any team call themselves the Dirty Rugs? ERNIE: Because everybody's always beating us! Enjoy the big game, Muppet fans!

"Some educators have complained... that we should curb the spontaneity of blues and rock and instead teach... 'Mary Had a Little Lamb.' But what most educators don't realize is that the lamb left the nursery the day they brought the TV set in." Happy Birthday, Joe Raposo!

SCOOTER: Let the Winter Games begin! Enjoy the Olympics, Muppet fans!

SHIRLEY BASSEY: What, I have to brush your rat? POPS: Well, everybody pitches in around here. BASSEY: Oh, good, then you can comb my crocodile.

"...in school I was alienated and misunderstood, and The Muppet Movie spoke to me, validating my dream of finding a pack of creative misfits someday to call “family”. I had no idea that “family” would actually turn out to be the Muppets!" Happy Birthday, Julianne Buescher!

STATLER: I can't believe they're doing the old show again. WALDORF: Well, if it ain't broke. STATLER: No, they are broke. That's why they're doing it! "The Muppet Show" is now available to stream on Disney+ and airs tonight on ABC! Check your local listings!

ROWLF: Boy, could she sing the blues. She was a basset hound. GLADYS KNIGHT: Okay, I remember her now. Didn't she write that classic, "I Won't Hang My Head In Shame 'Cause I Step On My Ears When I Do?"

PEPE: Happy Groundhog Day! Whoo-hoo! - Happy Groundhog Day! - Happy Groundhog Day! - Happy Groundhog Day! We keep saying it because we are like the Bill Murrays. Happy Groundhog Day, Muppet fans!

PIG: Hey, Gonzo, Kermit says you're on next. GONZO: Oh, thank you. GLADYS: It's OK, dear. You'll pay me later. GONZO: Thank you. PIG: Hey, you're finally gonna get to do the old piano-balancing act, eh? GONZO: Yeah. GLADYS: You'll pay me now.

FOZZIE BEAR: Thank you. Hi. Hiya, hiya. Hey, hey, hey, listen. Kermit is letting me help plan tonight's show. KERMIT: Uh, that's true, folks. He plans his parts, and I plan the good parts.

WALDORF: That was a funny show. STATLER: Yes, it was. I wonder if they meant it that way?

FLOYD: Kermit, you are talking to Floyd Pepper, the hippest of the hip. I mean, I have a room for life at the Home for the Chronically Groovy.

WEMBLEY: Why are you so scared? BOOBER: Well, I gotta keep in practice, Wembley. I never know when I'll be called upon to experience pure terror.

COUNT VON COUNT: I'm counting lights going out, and I'm waiting for this one, number 10. LUIS: You're gonna wait a long time. That one doesn't go out until morning. Forget it and go home! COUNT VON COUNT: Go home? And miss counting ten lights going out?

ETHEL MERMAN: Oh, Hilda. HILDA: Yes, Miss Merman. MERMAN: I don't wish to complain, but there's a mouse in my dressing room. HILDA: Oh, yes. We'll move her tomorrow. But for now it's the only place she has to change.

STATLER: Hey, hey, you said I could lead this time. WALDORF: Okay, okay, but I thought you promised to wear the pink taffeta. STATLER: Oh, so I lied.

KERMIT: And now, a lady so wonderfully nutty that she makes The Great Gonzo seem like Sir Laurence Olivier.

JESSE JACKSON: "I may be small, But I am Somebody. I may have made mistakes, But I am Somebody. My clothes are different, My face is different, My hair is different, But I am Somebody." We remember the message of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., today and always.

DR. BUNSEN HONEYDEW: Yes, friends, how many times have you awakened at night in the dark and said to yourself: "Is there a gorilla in here?" And how many people do you know whose vacations were ruined because they were eaten by undetected gorillas? Well, no more of that.

"Everybody who works for Sesame Street has been working for the show for a long, long time. I have complete faith in their ability to come up with good material for the whole ensemble, not just my characters." Happy Birthday, Eric Jacobson!

STATLER: Well, that kind of act only comes once in a lifetime. WALDORF: If you're lucky.

MILDRED: George? GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah? MILDRED: Would you like to come to my place for dinner tomorrow night? GEORGE THE JANITOR: Maybe. What are you fixing? MILDRED: Well, do you like duckling? GEORGE THE JANITOR: I don't know. I never duckled.

FOZZIE BEAR: Hey, the little problems in life drive me crazy. Like, what do you send to a sick florist? Huh? Huh?

GONZO: You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo. Only one! KERMIT: Thank goodness for that. GONZO: Ehh, yokel! Rube!

PIG: Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. You are more beautiful than the summer days. MISS PIGGY: You know, there's a lot of ham in you.

STATLER: I loved it. WALDORF: So what? You also loved World War II.

KERMIT: Well, it... it's been such a great show, that we can hardly bring ourselves to end it. And we all know who we have to thank for that. FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter! Today marks MuppetQuotes' birthday! Thank you for following, liking, and sharing for the past 15 years!

KERMIT: We have music, comedy, 225 dancing elephants- who, unfortunately, left their costumes at home because they forgot to pack their trunks. FOZZIE BEAR: I gave him that joke! KERMIT: I wish I gave it right back.

DIGIT: You see, it's a minor glitch in my voice relater... and when I say "No," I mean "Yes" and vice versa. KERMIT: That's terrible. DIGIT: No. KERMIT: Is it permanent? DIGIT: Yes. KERMIT: Well, that's good.

MISS PIGGY: Can we just say that when a person picks up a pig for a date, that the New Year’s kiss does not begin at 6:30 PM?

GINA: Happy New Year, Telly. TELLY: It's the new year? And I'm still here! And you're still here! And all of my friends are still here! Happy New Year, everybody! Happy, happy, happy New Year! And we're very thankful you're still here. Happy New Year, Muppet fans!

MISS PIGGY: The ball's gonna drop! It's gonna drop! Where is it? Where's the ball? JAY LENO: Let me ask you... Normally, at midnight, who would you be kissing? What would you be doing? MISS PIGGY: Who cares!?!? The ball's gonna drop! The ball's gonna drop!