scared to buy the new iPhone atp incase her new album is on there with no option to delete lmao

pls stop calling people “hardworking immigrants”. it’s dehumanising and implies they have to prove their value, when their value is that they’re simply human beings

the last thing David lynch saw before he died was my big honkin milkers

scotland is beautiful I love it here

tonight I’ll be falling asleep to the sound and smell of the rain

the Other App isn’t working, they’re trying to silence big naturals 😔

[to the tune of depeche mode] reach out and touch grass

i made a daisy chain 👸🏻

i’m learning a lot about Chicago against my will

WOKE MARXIST POPE

happy 420/Easter the two genders

me under the weight of my big naturals

it’s not even the Supreme Court ruling itself that’s made me angry, it’s the reactions from those who I considered friends

when u go to chilis for the first time in forever

my garden 🌱 is growing and we finally have some rain

how do u manage to have sex with music playing? there’s certain songs I’d just be like wait this is a banger

a bong is just a dehumidifier if u really think about it

2025 is the year puka shell necklaces make a comeback, make it happen

slop market

yeah I’m gonna tariff. tariff ur fishnets with my teeth

what if I used this for all of my silly little thoughts instead of here

microdosing friendship by hearting posts but never actually talking to anyone

no I didn’t mean the Mac & cheese is *in* the fridge

in this economy it’s no longer good morning, I’m saying it like good mourning

i love having a supply of daffodils in my garden and i might have picked too many but they’re beauties 🌱

logging on

shoutout to Sweden for ikea, abba and this

bet u didn’t know that orcas (killer whales) aren’t actually whales, they’re the largest member of the dolphin family

crochet choosing violence

too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry? welcome to the Depression Pile

when it finally happens again I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

i hope ur lucky today 🍀💚

misty mornings 🩶

fix ur app or d!e

Tesla ass twitter (going down) 📉

the Other App is down so we’re all here huh

there’s a term for what I do every weekend

the British get a lot of hate but we have a mutual hatred u gotta love

having lunch with Paddington hbu

this is the ideal male body type. u may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

my cat when she’s cleaning herself

don’t need me today I’m busy

ways to contact me ranked: 1. text 2. dm 3. email 99. smoke signal 100. call

vibing in the moment, not a cellphone in sight