ATTENTION: The Godspeaker General will emerge from the voidspace shortly, please ensure your third eye is oiled.

Don't forget to push down your Chewing Meats with an entire tin of Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer. The tickling from within is just us saying 'Hello how do you do?'

The Lord sayeth on His Sundered Daye - Pop open a tin of Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer and your sins will be quashed by its thick and voluminous curdle!

oh bloody heck we dropped our Warbling Conch and couldnt 'bluesky' for a small time hope you have been flooding your organs and guzzlepipes with Brunson Lodge Very Fine Healt Seltzer whilst we were away, lest the Thing That Slowly Crawls will no doubt pay a visit! 😍

Please ensure Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer remains at a crisp -2 degrees farengrade, anything more than that will rupture the unique and handcrafted bonds between the occidents and the saltides. Lots of love, the tinsmith xx

Brunson Lodge Film Pick #001 - 'Titanic' Watch the hubris of man as they dare conquer the almighty power of iced water! Your steel vessel, an affront to the gods, soon became your watery tomb! Ha ha! 3/5

Enjoying a Turkey Long this seventh day? Don't forget to lubricate your nourishment tunnel with Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer. It's as if petroleum jelly had vitamins! And minerals!

Morning y'all! It's Malcolm Lanzarote of Lanzarote's Meat & Ass Gentlemen Clubs here. Whenever I'm feeling the burn of an all night blender, I reach for the one thing that balms the soul - Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer. Brunson Lodge - It's got the Buttman's Approval! 👍

What a delightful day at Brunson Lodge. This is WatchfulMinder#0236 signing off and returning to the Holy Corpse 👋

THE THUNDERING TRUTH THE TIN COMMANDS: the man atop his silicon throne speaks three lies: I have come to remove chaff & gristle, I have come to fatten your pocketbook, I have come to deflect away the foreign hordes. The man atop his silicon throne is a festering oaf and his words are corpsewood.

THE THUNDERING TRUTH THE TIN COMMANDS: excrete your thinkmachine, rip asunder its bakelite husk, pierce this neverdying Beast and gnash and claw at what lies within. never part your treasures for a moment of its time, behind the curtain is but a sordid Imp who conjurs Falsehoods & hallucinations

🚨The Thrumming Marmot is loose 🚨Please remain calm we've already begun the Brunson Lodge Spiritcage Lockdown procedure and will update in due course

The Brunson Lodge guarantee? Inside every tin of Very Fine Health Seltzer is the whisper of god.

Do not think back to the time before Brunson Lodge. There never was. Brunson Lodge shall exist forevermore. Open a tin and chuggle down the energised cream, good for the stomach and good for the soul.

Care for your loved ones the Brunson Lodge way - a thin application of Very Fine Health Seltzer to the chap'd area thrice hourly, whilst the Sick remain under observation at all times. This is vital for the ill must be watched. This is vital for the ill must watched. This is vital for the ill must b

It would be remiss to suggest that the 12 elongated peptides and rudimentary oligomers that are packed inside each tin of our Brunson Lodge Fine Health Seltzer are 52% more effective in resurfacing an inner gastro-imbalance than your family general practitioner, but we'd also not NOT suggest that

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Brunson Lodge signing in! Another fun fuelled Mooncycle for all the little thirsties out there. Come, nestle b'twixt bosom and bicep, and suckle 'pon these carbonated cream dispensers. Each and every nipple, my gift to ye.

DID YOU FIND A TOOTH WITHIN THE CARBONATED PORRIDGE THAT IS BRUNSON LODGE VERY FINE HEaLTH SELTZER? BRING IT HERE THAT IS MINE I NEED IT

Apologies Brunson Lodge guzzlers, we lost the keybone to our Interfacing Contraption! we're back now, in the thoughtchamber

Never forget - before you 'crack' a soft, warm Brunson Lodge open, tap on the tin to expunge the ghosts!

A mountain of sauropod flesh for the winner of todays #LuckyPost Reply with your top fives ways to secretly serve Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer to your heirs and elders and if you're picked we'll include one of your suggestions in our official Brunson Lodge Directions pamphlet!

at Brunson lodge it isnt all Work 😍 and Pray 🙏 on our autonomy period we love to enjoy a #meme or two! 😂

Hello children and Thinkminders! Dr B Drinking here and i cannot wait to meet you at the Brunston Lodge Museum of Scientifics and Mindtrawling, where you can join me for fun and Adventure as we look at how Brunston Lodge repostulate the inner sanctums and engorge your heart column!

Remember! All varieties of Brunson Lodge Fine Health Seltzer remains malleable within your upper gut layer and rightmost smallplace for up to 73 hours after consumption. Its the miracle plasticity what does it!

A Brunson a day and you'll never stay!

remember? was this truly the Gospel Shape? a decanter that attracts only sinful and lustuous thoughts? at Brunson Lodge we believe in the sanctity of the plain and dutiful, our packaging contains no sensational shapes or delightful angles

You'll always remember the raspy chill of your first Brunson Lodge imbibement. Pick up a sack of Brunson Lodge Fine Health Seltzer today! in the Chewing meat aisle