That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰 Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍

Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋

You better get to fucking work down there.

Been gone for a bit - Who’s ready to become a welcome back snack? 😋

I love how some SFX (sirens, booms, and of course screams 😈) can totally elevate a vid. Happy stomping, big guy 😜

Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈

Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈

Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….

Come here, Daddy’s hungry and hasn’t hit his protein count for the day! #SizeSky

Round 5 of Officer Mike Roe’s growth-drive He's M[ASS]IVE! To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter: 💙 Like 🔁 Repost 💬 Comment your idea for a drawing 👤 Follow

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Whoa, 1k followers on Bluesky! Thank you all so much 🥰 What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive! 💙 = +1 Foot 🔁 = +2 Feet Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...

Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈

Love this big bastard 💜

This would be a dream come true 🤤

For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤

Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch

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Best thing after a solid chest day - Nothing says Gains like a snack that screams back! 💪

Fuck I want this so bad…

Another year, another Super Bowl goes by where I didn’t grow and get to turn the entire dome into a personal feast 😩😩😩

Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.

A bit down about the end of an era - Been on CF for 20 years now, over half my life. It’s shutting down today, but keep the community together and join the new site! It’s only going to be as good as we make it! outsized.social

Been so busy that I haven’t even had a chance to absolutely obliterate a densely populated metropolis lately 😩

God the feeling of the crunching metal and squirming bodies…. 🥴🤤🤤

One of you came through with the growth ray after all! Always loved the architecture in Chicago. Thanks to @barefootkyle13.bsky.social I get to see it up close one final time 😈

Alright, I need one of you little guys to get this ray and meet me downtown…. We’ve got work to do and I promise you’ll enjoy it (can’t speak for everyone else though 😈)

Oh wow, 100 of you all followed?! Thanks so much! I’m flattered! And I’m gonna be so full 🤤🤤

First chest pump of 2025 as I’m trying to shake off the holiday lazy vibe. Always wanted to grow with a necklace with a cage on it - One lucky volunteer would get the view and ride of a lifetime.

Gotta love the snow and ice outside. Gives a nice CRUNCH with every step 🥰

It’s pretty amazing how I’ve imagined doing this basically every year since my teens 🥴

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

“All I want for Christmas is you… and you… and you… and you…” - Me, singing to a jar labeled “Protein” and filled with crying shrunken folk. 🥰

Ohhhh for 30 minutes at this size 🤤

These boots were made for stomping, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you (and your friends/loved ones) 🥰

“You are what you eat?” Nah, couldn’t be me - I’m not a little bug like you.

New to posting, so I figured I’d give y’all a chance to know me before you become stains 🥰

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Oh… didn’t see you down there by my coffee. Guess it’s about to be a protein shake.

This is my ideal way of hitting my macros tbh

Hearing holiday music already. Aways sad when it’s “fa la la la la” rather than “fe fi fo fum” 😩

Listen, size 14s are all fun and games for crushing people, but just try finding cute shoes… 😤

Typically, I like to be smaller to mess with you all more intimately, but sometimes the urge to be able to obliterate thousands in one step is just… 🤤

Chest day done, and now I’m starving. I’d say looking for volunteers for protein, but I like it better when y’all are unwilling anyway…

Goals, tbh

In the mood to have a little man on my shoulder while we ring in a fun n flirty new apocalypse together 💜

New app, who dis