One of the funniest things about teaching 5th grade is the lengths I will go to avoid saying "balls" or "come" in my classroom

When I was in fourth grade, we did this activity where we had to rewrite like folk songs to have lyrics that were about events in Michigan's history and one of the classes used the melody of the Swallowtail Jig to be about the War of 1812 and I still to this day get it stuck in my head ALL THE TIME

I honestly think that part of the reason this has happened to me today is because my body was just like "bitch will you take a fucking break"

Being sick enough that you don't actually feel THAT sick but also you can't do anything sucks ASS. I havent actually wasted my day because I haven't had a choice but I still hate it

Breezeblocks in this episode of private practice???? Alt j what are you doing here

Up all night last night with Mystery Nausea and it has not gone away :) so I get to spend my day lying completely still in bed and hoping I don't throw up

Watching someone tell me the plot of divergent and wow it's literally bat shit that THATS what we do in the third book

Can't focus on doing anything fun because I'm experiencing so much dread and anxiety about work tomorrow

Beautiful women named "cassette beasts and 3 other games from your steam wishlist are on sale" keep messaging me

Already dreading going to work tomorrow

Medication resistent period cramps 🫠🫠🫠🫠

An occupational hazard of being a teacher is that occasionally a child will ask you what your favorite car is. Fortunately I have an answer to that and it is a 2017 Honda fit. Yes children look at you like you're insane when you say it! Yes I still say it every time!

Getting a TATTOO in April thank god. Cute pastel space Neopets paintbrush here I fucking come

Finally downloaded a little mobile dress up game for myself because I love to do a dress up game and I am having A Lot Of Fun with it

What ifffffff I got a tattoo

Waking up fully rested before your alarm on a day you're taking off is sooooo good

Still absolutely seething that I've been given this extremely difficult kid and am getting basically zero support lmao. Like when he has an Incident he goes into the hallway and they have 6 people come up and try to calm him down and then just send him right back in??? Tell me how that makes sense??

Taking the day off tomorrow because if I don't I will quit

Omfg drafts?!?!?! DRAFTS!!!!!!!!

No one else on earth has seen the show Lost Girl and you are all missing out. This is like if teen wolf was somehow even more unhinged

You know it's a good show when you have to have the wiki bookmarked in order to make any sense of it

Nothing is better escapist garbage than a cw show from 2010

It's going to be FORTY FIVE DEGREES tomorrow. I'm going to drink a beer on the porch after work. I'm going to drive with the windows open. I'm not going to wear a coat

Deeply regret not doing my grading earlier today because at this moment the idea of grading is making me want to launch myself into the sun

Losing my mind. Why is reddit full of people who just refuse to think critically about things

Bonded with a friend of a friend over private practice last night which was great. When she said "the craziest part is how there's literally zero likeable characters" I yelled "EXACTLY. YOU FUCKING GET IT"

Allowed myself a moment of dreaming about What My Bathroom Could Look Like If I Ripped Out All That Tile and now I can't stop dreaming about it

Logically I know it's a bad idea to take an edible right before my therapy appointment but the thing is that if I don't I won't be able to take one because it'll be too late

I think my mom would like Heated Rivalry but I don't really want to recommend it to her for Numerous Reasons

Considering rejoining gay choir just because they're singing mozart Lacrymosa and I want to fucking sing it

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of our hot eat the food

What's up everybody today my day ended with a kid fully and completely pantsing another one. Like everything was all on view. I TEACH FIFTH GRADE

God I just can't fucking do this job anymore

Experiencing a kind of extreme anxiety about going to work tomorrow

I need to shower but it's too fucking cold in my house to shower. I am FUCKING FREEZING

There is no minor discomfort I hate more than being cold

I am so done with winter

TRIAL BY FIERI S3

?????? No school tomorrow???????

I am DESPERATE for a new 3hr video to watch

The good place cactus meme but it's my YouTube subscription feed red notification dot and me being like "do you actually have a new video from one of the people I subscribe to or is it just you for some reason reannouncing the same VOD of the live video from earlier this week"

Started the raven boys 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Halfway thru heated rivalry (show) and I'm having a great time

Started the heated rivalry TV show

Getting diagnosed and medicated for ADHD is the best thing that's happened to me in literal years

I've done laundry AND dishes AND am halfway through reorganizing my basement and I am NOT out of steam yet. Is this what normal people are doing it feels crazy to me

Taking my regular dose of Vyvanse on my days off is absolutely bonkers. I have powers no human can conprehend

Sometimes you get really into one german guy who makes lofi video game music

I suffer without my stone

I love being vindicated when I watch a teen wolf deep dive by someone who hated s3