What are your Sunday plans? 💚

Counting down the seconds until someone makes a new phone with ZERO AI ability. I didn't ask for this garbage and I absolutely do not want it integrated into every fucking facet of my life.

Chrome is now labeling all my onlyfans notifications as spam which feels in line with the way "internet safety" is going.

Give me ALL the heart things today 💓💗❤️💕💖💘🩷💞💝💟

Last night a grown man wanted to call me a cunt but instead went with typing "see you next Tuesday". Say it with your whole chest or don't say it at all 😅😅😅

I am not currently nor will I ever be on any dating sites.

What's your favorite flower? 🌼🌸💐🍃

Well this was a good reminder why I don't post here.

Hi. 👋🏻 Say it back. ❤️

Yes I do indeed personally answer all of my DMs on 🌶 sites

May the 4th be with you.

Race weekend is the best weekend. 🏁🏎

Happy hump day

Could be us but you haven't bought me a new book this month. 📖🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️

Happy titty Tuesday to all who celebrate.

If your business is called "fancy furs" I assume you groom women's pubic hair, not pets. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Devote yourself to me. 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️

Thick thighs saving lives

It may be April 1st, but me being back is no April fools joke. Did you miss me? 😘

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I'm reading my 11th book of 2025 right now. So far, reading and ignoring everything else is going well.

The day was already off to a rough start but then they put almond milk instead of almond flavor in my coffee 🫠

Buy me tacos and tell me I'm pretty. lexiallan.com

Hair time. Take one guess as to which color is mine. 😏

Let them be mad. Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Let them ignore you. Let them be right. Let them doubt you. Let them hate you. Let them run your name in the ground. Let them make you out to be the villain. But never let them make you question your worth.

Didn't take long for the spam accounts to hit here hard 🫠🫠

Cheers to 2025 or something. 🥂

Happy first day of 2025 because who starts a new year on a Wednesday.

Pink bathwater makes me happy.

Waiting for F1 to start in 2025

The autistic urge to debate compliments that are factually untrue 🫠🫠🫠

New year, same me.

So thankful this dumpster fire of a year is coming to a close. 🥂

Happy last Monday of 2024.

the subs that wait for their wife to fall asleep before sending > 😭😭😭

My twitter wrapped- full of things to look forward to now that I'm posting here. 😘

You tried to be normal but here you are thinking about a pretty girl's dirty post-workout socks.

More than a little concerned that apparently none of you read a book in 2024.

What was your favorite book you read in 2024? 📖

Get me to 5k and I’ll post some lesbian porn

The worst part about knocking ones Kindle into the bath on Christmas eve eve is that you have to wait until JANUARY to get a new one because everyone is sold out*. *of the color you want.

Worship at the altar of my divine curves. 🙏🏼🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️

How I start my days.

✨️manifested✨️ something super unfortunate but super necessary this morning. Hoping that energy will carry over into bringing positive things my way.

idgaf if this is from October.

Denial December, anyone? 😈🧎‍♂️

9 hours later I'm done restoring my phone 🫠🫠

Happy Saturday. I should be in Vancouver. Alas, I am in bed with a cold. Send for food and medicine.

Longest most difficult 5 weeks* of my life.... More cute animals? 🥹