Used to want a pug but poor things are always suffering

Ate sumn too spicy and now my hole is so sore 😞

I be liking sum freaky shit on here but why the heellllll am I getting men who are into diaper play

See, if you have a cause you’re fighting for you are then representing that cause. If you’re an asshole you already are doing a disservice to your cause. If I wasn’t the way I was I would’ve said fuck your cause. But navigating the world the way that you do, you already have lost your side, pookie

Kinda wanna see Kesha on tour. Like that’s my big sister

When I’m rich I’m just gonna have someone drive me around. I actually loathe driving. I always feel like I’m on the verge of stopping the car in the middle of the highway. Like I’m over it!!!!

Someone from high school followed me on ig. I don’t talk to him. We hardly even talked back then. I check the ppl he’s following and it’s a lot of gay ppl…the thing is…..He’s MARRIED to a girl I used to be friends with. Hmmmm interesting.

The fact that some of these songs are from July or something 2024 tells me yall don’t have any taste in music

Hmmm I really want a bag of those hard candy bananas that you would get in sweet tart packages

“Can’t drive, can’t host” mf tf can you do then?!

Oop I can hear coyotes on my street 😳

Why I order a $14 burrito and this shit smaller than my phone???? Man is the economy THAT bad????

I say “do you know who tf I am” so much it’s so fun lol

Damn bitch tf I eat? My body is CONTORTING

I was rude to an attractive white boy. New kink? I liked it

Oh to frolic in a field with no cares or worries rn. And to roll down a grassy hill 😞

I’m going to hold your hand as I say this: The one day boycott was a show of visual solidarity. Nothing more. People, however, do need to understand that to make long lasting change. The boycott has to be targeted and time extensive for to have lasting impact.

This need is urgent. Please help The Sameer Project keep operating

Regardless of last tweet, I HATE seeing gay men talk shit about Tate McRae. GROWN gay men at that

I don’t want to be mean but I don’t get the Lisa hype. It just feels so forced

Ugh my body wants to be sick so bad but it’s putting up a fight! Woke up with a sore throat but it’s gone now. I have so much mucus build up and flem but it’s not manifesting as a runny nose or cough. I’m just happy I don’t feel weak (for now)

Sometimes I feel very very very lonely in a romantic sense but I have to just remember I have like a shit ton of friends who love and appreciate me. And that should be enough! Plus it saves me money I suppose

Damn I love peeeenniiissss

The queen is coming

Class war against poor, disabled, and working people being waged by the world’s richest man.

YEEESSSS

Jacob Elordi and Diego Calva in ‘ON SWIFT HORSES.’ Out April 25th.

Bitch why is gas 4.45???? That’s almost $5 DAFUQ it was literally 3.89 last week 🧍🏽‍♀️

I keep saying BRO like Klaus from American Dad BAHAHAHA

Need a man like this to find me PLEASE 2025

Hate a bitch who posts irrelevant ass shit to their close friends oh my goddddddd like why are you reposting a funny (not even funny btw) meme. Who are you hiding this from????????? On second thought TAKE ME OUT we are not on the same wavelength

I NEED THE PENDING CHARGES TO TAKE THE MF MONEY BITCH

I honestly think my song writing ability is phenomenal like bitch Doja, Megan, Latto, Lizzo, anyone wanna buy some shit???

My hair has become dryer and dryer ahhhhhh bruh

I could be wrong but weren’t Ben and Jerry’s supporting the Zionist movement?

Love your friends, love your community

I need to lose like 60 pounds before I feel comfortable riding a horse and I really wanna go horseback riding in Wyoming

1/2 of me is nervously bracing for the worst of what’s gonna happen in the next 4 years and the other 1/2 is welcoming it so these dumbass ppl who voted for him can realize how stupid they were

Ugh January is so annoying like there’s so many mf expenses and shit going up. Like at this rate any big trips can’t even be fathomed till late February

Yesterday I went whale watching and it turns out San Diego (more specifically Oceanside) actually has cool animals like sea lions and dolphins. SD also has parrots. All this reawakened my desire to terraform Southern California to make it more Hawaii-like in weather AND with cool animals

Cute guy came into work today and we held longer than usual eye contact??????

What can the Nintendo switch 2 do that the first one can’t 🤨

This Carrie underwood news is so sad and annoying. LIKE I HAD A CARRIE PHASE AND EVERYTHING. At least I still have you Miranda Lambert, right?

Oh did work drain me today. Or maybe I’m dehydrated idk

I do be going the speed limit idc if you honk. Rather that than a ticket which would ruin me rn lmao

Oh good. Santa got my letter.

SZA sampling my favorite song on 30 for 30 omg my heart

Got bored and looked up my first love’s tumblr account lmao. He continued on the same path as I left him and turned out to be suicidal hermit. Tried to save a mentally ill man back then. Sad he’s still there at 29

John Brosio, Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)