Thinking about being insane on the internet again

GO BILLS

Go Knicks

Love being in my 30s because I’m mostly too tired to cry about anything anymore

Love occasionally reminding my best gfs of a story from my 20s only for them to tell me I never told them it. I have lived a wild and good life.

Remember how Rudy Gobert caused Covid

New plan is to make everyone kiss

What’s not cops but feels like cops

I’m going to imagine Santi and Bane kissed to make up

Finney-Smith said OOP

Santi shaved his face bc he knows I’m leaning into my puma years heavy

Saxon and Lochlan meets Luka and Austin Reaves

Jaaaaaaaaaa

My coaching philosophy is to not suck ass

I’m now the head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies

Did I miss anything important

One day, as an adult, you will realize that no one can stop you from eating bagel dogs in the shower.

Shoutout to Tony Allen. A Memphis legend.

I need to know the total dollar amount of fines that follows the broadcast of TA’s jersey retirement

BENOOOOOOO

Not me crying my eyes out already

I think we need to score more points

Santi clean-shaven in these red uniforms

Daddy Bane

Back to back Grizz losses at home. I’m bad luck.

Going home from the Grizz game to put on my Beno Udrih Knicks warmup jersey just to feel something

Cavs don’t want it

I feel way less anxiety watching these kind of games with this Grizz team. What a fun time.

UNTIL RIGHT NOW LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO

The hoop hasn’t been loving us tonight

Shoutout to WREG for having me on today to talk about my cancer advocacy work and how it impacts Memphis 🫶

National broadcast of Grizz game? Mute.

If a 5’5” Kendrick Lamar in flare jeans flamed me during the Super Bowl halftime show I would never be seen again

RIP Mahomes

Shoutout SZA

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

lol chiefs

Tbf Marcus Smart was unfortunately not a good fit. And Jake LaRavia— no one cares.

lmaooooo Schroder is going to be in Antarctica soon

When you walk inside his room and he doesn’t have a headboard:

Me trying to be polite on a first date with someone I’m immediately not interested in:

Put some real respect on Scottie Pippen Jr.’s name

GG blocking Giannis ?? Hook it to my veins.

I’ve made some poor decisions in my life, but I cannot recall a single one being as bad as trading a 25 yr old Luka Dončić for a 31 yr old Ant Davis.

Wild

I love that Charli’s daycare has committed to the bit

The only thing I love in life is basketball

Charli is all of us rn

Big yikes 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Precious didn’t have to do us like that 🥲