Not that I don't trust Mike Max, I just haven't heard this anywhere else. @danhayesmlb.bsky.social @nightengalejr.bsky.social @aarongleeman.bsky.social @johnbonnes.bsky.social @tftwins.bsky.social is there still hope for a sale?

It's crazy how after going my whole baseball watching life without firing a manager who probably deserved it multiple times (Kelly, Gardy and arguably Mollie too) they finally fire a manager in a timely manner and all I can think is "but it wasn't his fault..."

A little bummed that the Tigers didn't collapse out of the playoffs, but this is also pretty hilarious.

Objectively hilarious

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On one hand, I find Cleveland fans (spurred on by their social media admin) to be insufferable. On the other hand the Tigers completely collapsing and getting passed up by a hot team that came out of nowhere would be objectively hilarious after they did that to us last year.

@kierongillen.bsky.social I know I'm a week behind, but I'm just now reading last week's newsletter and this just killed me. "Hope you’re doing well. As in, you’re in good spirits. Not that you’re having sex with a well. Though if you are, who am I to judge? No-one, that’s who."

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Like 90% of my vocabulary is movie/TV quotes nobody else remembers, but for a while my friend and I were specifically trying to come up with quotes from really bad movies that we could overuse. "Now THIS is pod racing!" was the best we came up with.

I get that it's hard to compete with They Might Be Giants, but the downgrade in music from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to Mickey Mouse Funhouse is HUGE.

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This never dawned on me before, but currently watching through again and every episode or two I now have to stop to say out loud "this was just a network drama!"

We're at an antique store & Forrest just found a stormtrooper figure, picked it up & said "This is the way!" I said "Actually that's what the Mandalorean says, not stormtroopers, but nice try. Someday you'll impress me four-year-old child who has only seen the Clone Wars movie, but not today!"

Haven't had to break this one out in like 4 years...

This is the kind of thing that, if you're going to do it, you just have to quietly do it. There's no amount of spin that's going to make anyone think it's cool that you sold advertising space on your shirts.

I'm gonna miss that guy...

Goodnight, sweet prince.

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This dude's first game!

This is the kind of thing that, if you're going to do it, you just have to quietly do it. There's no amount of spin that's going to make anyone think it's cool that you sold advertising space on your shirts.

When did they get rid of the ziplocks on hotdog/brat packaging, and why are they trying to sell these non-resealable "easy peel edge" things as an improvement?

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I was mowing the lawn at the time, but...

I would like Travis Adams to be good, because he's a friggin' weirdo and a rotation consisting of both him and Joe Ryan would be very entertaining.

I have always been a Marvel guy. Over half my collection is Marvel. So it's very strange to me that my pull list doesn't have a single Marvel title on it.

Man I love Cory, but these all analyst broadcasts have been fantastic. Down four runs and this Terry Ryan segment is still some of the best Twins TV I've seen all year. #mntwins

As Cities Burn, Come Now Sleep Brand New, The Devil and God... Cursive, The Ugly Organ Emery, The Question Ben Folds, Rockin' The Suburbs Jimmy Eat World, Futures Nightmare of You, Nightmare of You Pedro The Lion, Achilles Heel Say Anything, ...Is A Real Boy Frank Turner, Positive Songs...

Look out Misiorowski, we've got our own Miz!

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The new Mountain Dew jingle sounds like something from a movie where there's a super cheesy, overly happy commercial that keeps playing in the background driving people crazy. It's so bad it sounds like it's fake. It sounds intentionally bad.

My to-read box is actually 3 boxes. And that doesn't even include that ridiculous Transformers box from Kickstarter that'll be coming someday. And that's just comics. I do not need to be buying more books. But five Street Angel hardcovers for $20? Shutupandtakemymoney.gif

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It's gross that insurance can just decide they know your medical needs better than your actual doctor/care team, IMO.

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Around 2000, Sean Waltman (X-Pac) was shopping at the Walmart I worked at. He was rumored to be kind of a dick, so I was afraid to ask for an autograph, but I did ask if he needed help finding anything. It was probably the best customer service I ever gave anyone in the 2-ish years I worked there.