If America has no kings, why does the president live in a palace? I think that once that festering anal fissure is removed from power, we should raze the White House entirely. It has become a symbol of American corruption. It should be destroyed, paved over, and turned into something...

We were smart in the stupidest way possible.

It seems incomprehensible that a businessman could completely ruin a business before it even opened. It seems even more incomprehensible when the business in question is a casino. If you were wondering how Trump managed to do it, this is how:

Morning Foxy & Friends! 💞🧚💞

Four Americans have given their lives to protect Trump from his own depravity.

I recently started watching #StrangerThings. While I was watching, something in the show triggered my OCD, so now, any time a song is played in the show, I have to pause it and look up when the song was made. And while I DO have some minor criticisms, the soundtrack has been 100% accurate. 😂

If ever there was a news story that summed up the Trump Regime in its entirety, this is it.

Fucking THIS.

How TF is Trump gonna declare a national emergency when he IS the national emergency?

I am so tired of the "both sides are the same" narrative. Republicans and Democrats are both awful in their own unique way, but they are not the same.

Conversation with my mom earlier today: My mom: *messes with various kitchen devices* Me: "What are you up to?" Mom: "I'm making some pudding." Me: "You can't do that!" Mom: "Why not?" Me: "Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" Mom:

#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU

Can you really call it a "double standard" if the people in question have no standards at all?

Every day I am left to wonder why anyone ever thought this comic book villain was a good businessman.

"I would much rather you wonder why I wasn't World Champion than why I was." - William Regal #WrestleSky

I keep checking Netflix to see if the new season of One Piece is out yet, even though I know it comes out on March 10th. 😂

Did we just get out-No-Kings'd by the freaking KING OF ENGLAND????? I am so embarrassed to be an American right now.

It is fascinating how when we say down with fascists and pedophiles, Republicans automatically assume we mean Trump. We do, but it's interesting how they get there without us saying his name explicitly.

Facebook is such rubbish these days that they're trying to force people to use it.

He HAS to know he sounds like a gibbering buffoon every time he opens his mouth, right? Sure, maybe he can't help himself, but somewhere in that shriveled, rotten potato brain of his, he has to be aware of it, at least. And I didn't say a name, but you know who I'm talking about. #IYKYK

Conservatives: "I oppose universal healthcare because taxpayers shouldn't have to pay other people's bills." Also Conservatives: "The taxpayers should pay other people's bills because they didn't die for a really long time."

I have no respect for anyone who calls themselves a conservative. If you admit to being one, I automatically assume you are stupid and bigoted, and frankly there isn't much you can do to change my mind.

Donald Trump writes his tweets like a 13 year old girl writes Harry Potter fanfic...complete with the obligatory self-insert OC. 😂

Thinking that Bad Bunny should sing his songs in English would be like thinking that Vincent Van Gogh should have painted Starry Night in orange. Seriously, fuck off. #SuperBowlLX

We need to stop saying that someone "rejects the science," and start calling it what it really is: rejecting reality. These idiots (and you know who I'm talking about) need to be seen as the crazy people they are. #ClimateChange #EightySixFortySeven

You know what Republicans like most about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

Bruh...I kill gods for shits and giggles. #FFXIV

A couple decades ago, my mom gave a friend of hers a PHYSICAL answering machine...but, to this day, she refuses to use it because she's afraid it will make her phone bill will go up. This is the same generation of people who are making the most important decisions about the world you live in.

If she hadn't broken the law, she'd still be alive and would be at this very moment telling all her family and friends that fucking little girls isn't nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be. #ShouldHaveComplied #GoodRiddance

"The council can go to Hell! The emergency session can go to Hell! And YOU? You can go to Hell, too! I wouldn't want you to feel left out!" - Londo Molari (Babylon 5, s1e1)

Hey Mama Murphy! Do you know the best cure for chem addiction? MANUAL LABOR! #Fallout4

I am suddenly struck how the real life America more and more closely resembles the greedy, warmongering, imperialistic America in the Fallout series with each day that passes. #Fallout #Fallout4

I am going to take a moment to point out that, prior to WWI, nobody gave a flying fuck about immigration. #FuckICE #AbolishICE #EightySixFortySeven

No harsher indictment of one's character has ever been issued. #Fallout4 #PlatinumRun #PS5

You can take my double space after a period when you pry it from my. Cold. Dead. Hands.

On another thread, we were talking about Ben Kingsley's character Trevor Slattery, and how I thought he was the highlight of #Marvel 's #IronMan 3. So I got to thinking why... It was the perfect plot device for that moment in the series: Tony and Rhodey are pursuing this ULTIMATE terrorist...

I accept that.

BlueSky is everything Ellen Musty claims Twitter is, but isn't.

The English language does not yet have the words to describe how much it pisses me off that we live in a world where a woman feels the need to apologize for existing.

Trump admitting that Europe can do things he can't.

After hearing Trump repeatedly threatening Greenland, Santa and the North Pole launches preemptive strike on much of the US.

I was watching this series on the Wonderland Massacre and Scott Thorson, Liberace's boy toy, kept going on about "protecting the secret" that Liberace was gay. Sorry, but that was the worst kept secret in human history. 😂

We would not be where we are today if we had hanged the Confederates for treason when the Civil War ended. This is the cost of negotiating with terrorists. #FuckTrump #EightySixFourtySeven

I look around as the world burns, I am struck by the thought that all of this could have been avoided if we had just given Trump's presidency "The Truman Show" treatment from the very start. #EightySixFourtySeven #LockHimUp #FuckTrump

If you're ever feeling like a cowardly loser, just remember that there are grown ass men sitting in congress right now who are utterly TERRIFIED of an octogenarian with late stage Alzheimer's who can't control his bowels.

They have to create this mythology around their people because, without it, they have to admit that they're just a bunch of assholes.

Eh, the abyss isn't so bad: they have great garlic knots.

It's like they're living in a completely different reality than the rest of the world. I simply don't understand how a person's brain can get this broken.