As I look around at the non-stop circus of American politics, I can't help but wonder if similar things were taking place in the French aristocracy before the people stuck them in guillotines.

Ace Austin could squat lift a Dodge Polara. #AEW

You know...I'm kind of an asshole, but even *I* don't need a $350 million golden ballroom to protect me from all the people I've pissed off (and THAT'S a long list).

The only thing worse than the people who are still attending the WH Correspondents Dinner are the ones destroying the rotational cuffs in their shoulders by patting themselves on the back for NOT attending. I'm not going to that dinner, either, and you don't see me making a big deal out of it. 😂

Personally, I think that whoever ends him will at least get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I had almost forgotten that Michael Jackson was a pedophile until someone made a biopic about how Michael Jackson was definitely NOT a pedophile.

The Pope is the only rich guy the MAGA cult hates.

The guy who came up with the wrestling character Issac Yankem DDS is watching Leo Rush in action and is happy with the realization that he is now the SECOND dumbest motherfucher in the history of professional wrestling.

Ten years ago, if you had told me the President of the United States would be shit talking the Pope, I would have laughed in your face. #WTF

I have heard my entire life that it's hard to create compelling good guys in wrestling, but "white dude who is angry for no apparent reason" is, at the same time, the most boring and overused gimmick in wrestling history. This is a post about #TheDogs. #WrestleSky

"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's ALWAYS a boom tomorrow." - Susan Ivanova, #Babylon5

Never forget that while Pope Leo XIV admonishes capitalists, he sits on a golden throne in the middle of an elaborate palace.

The difference between discussing and preaching is whether or not you turned comments off on your post. Turning comments off is an automatic block for me. I don't care why you did it. If you don't want people to interact with a thing you want to say, then don't fucking post it.

I am struggling to imagine a worse possible PR disaster for not JUST American law enforcement in general, but for the entire Trump regime as a whole, than an image of a pair of uniformed goons zip-tying Lady Liberty at a No Kings protest. Seriously, guys: where do you go from here?

That feeling when you're playing the original Resident Evil and you find an ink ribbon:

American politician is the only job in the world where you still get paid even when you're flat out refusing to do it.

When they voted for a guy because he was a hateful piece of shit, they didn't realize that he hated them, too.

Robert E. Lee is a very appropriate symbol for the Republican party. He was a perfect storm of arrogance and incompetence. His defeat at Gettysburg was so overwhelming that it cost the Confederates the war. A war they were literally winning the day before.

Trump, for once, tells the truth about something. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

Sorry, guy, but this is what everyone else calls "a blackout," and it is a clear indicator that you have a drinking problem.

People often say that you should separate the art from the artist so, with the death of Chuck Norris, I will do exactly that. Yes, Chuck Norris was a racist piece of shit and an overall garbage human being, but he was also one of the worst actors to have ever been paid to make a movie or TV show.

The thing Drunky Pete can't seem to wrap his bourbon-marinated brain around is that Iran doesn't NEED to defeat America to win. They just have to drag the war out long enough to where the American people lynch (either proverbially or literally) the entire regime. #WWIII #DrunkyPete

Trump, during the press conference on his newly started pointless war in the Middle East: #FuckTrump #EightySixFortySeven #25thAmendmentNOW

Grok is not having any of their shit. 🤣

I love Ohio. Never a dull moment here. 😂

That is literally the OPPOSITE of what the word "imminent" means.

I have been saying for 40 years that you should never put someone who is anxiously, DESPERATELY waiting for the world to end in charge of a fucking hot dog stand, never mind one of the most technologically advanced military machines on the planet. #BanAllReligion

If America has no kings, why does the president live in a palace? I think that once that festering anal fissure is removed from power, we should raze the White House entirely. It has become a symbol of American corruption. It should be destroyed, paved over, and turned into something...

We were smart in the stupidest way possible.

It seems incomprehensible that a businessman could completely ruin a business before it even opened. It seems even more incomprehensible when the business in question is a casino. If you were wondering how Trump managed to do it, this is how:

Morning Foxy & Friends! 💞🧚💞

Four Americans have given their lives to protect Trump from his own depravity.

I recently started watching #StrangerThings. While I was watching, something in the show triggered my OCD, so now, any time a song is played in the show, I have to pause it and look up when the song was made. And while I DO have some minor criticisms, the soundtrack has been 100% accurate. 😂

If ever there was a news story that summed up the Trump Regime in its entirety, this is it.

Fucking THIS.

How TF is Trump gonna declare a national emergency when he IS the national emergency?

I am so tired of the "both sides are the same" narrative. Republicans and Democrats are both awful in their own unique way, but they are not the same.

Conversation with my mom earlier today: My mom: *messes with various kitchen devices* Me: "What are you up to?" Mom: "I'm making some pudding." Me: "You can't do that!" Mom: "Why not?" Me: "Because you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" Mom:

#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU

Can you really call it a "double standard" if the people in question have no standards at all?

Every day I am left to wonder why anyone ever thought this comic book villain was a good businessman.

"I would much rather you wonder why I wasn't World Champion than why I was." - William Regal #WrestleSky

I keep checking Netflix to see if the new season of One Piece is out yet, even though I know it comes out on March 10th. 😂

Did we just get out-No-Kings'd by the freaking KING OF ENGLAND????? I am so embarrassed to be an American right now.

Facebook is such rubbish these days that they're trying to force people to use it.

He HAS to know he sounds like a gibbering buffoon every time he opens his mouth, right? Sure, maybe he can't help himself, but somewhere in that shriveled, rotten potato brain of his, he has to be aware of it, at least. And I didn't say a name, but you know who I'm talking about. #IYKYK

Conservatives: "I oppose universal healthcare because taxpayers shouldn't have to pay other people's bills." Also Conservatives: "The taxpayers should pay other people's bills because they didn't die for a really long time."