Bugonia is the best M. Night Shamylan movie that's been made since Unbreakable and it only took Yorgos Lanthimos to make it.

I don't care what anyone says I'm REALLY good at being French.

Feel like complete shit. Just need to be possessed by an Entity calling itself Goliath that represents three people caught in a Oeidpal love triangle right now.

I'm making them free to use for anybody. Go nuts.

Over the course of the month I drew a portrait or 2(hundred) in #over/under and called them 🩸HEADSHOTS🩸 And @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com said he might put them in the Mothership app so now you can all apply gentle pressure to that situation too! lol drive.google.com/drive/folder...

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

My dark twisted mind would scare you. Definitely not middle school nostalgia and the beginnings of a midlife crisis.

Why keep watching Hat Man videos when Hat Man and friends make me upset?

Thanks to @shelfstablecast.bsky.social and their Kiki or Bouba conversation, I have had an aneurysm and a stroke simultaneously. Also my balls are in my butt and I'm farting them out or whatever.

I haven't kept up with any of my board game shenanigans on here but in my Oath game I did come to the conclusion last night that the back of the favor tokens look like a Goatse with a long stretchy scrotum hanging from it and I have officially renamed the currency to Goatse

We've killed God so now pop culture fantasy will guide us until we trip into the gears of time as it grinds our bones to dust.

Jack Posobiec sounds like someone jerking off an insect

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Wild as hell that one of the best Nü-Metal albums of all time was written by 14-16 year old girls and if you like that genre even a little bit and haven't engaged with Kittie's Spit you're fucking up.

I was bad at taking photos at #FangCon but here's a few

What? Genocide? Human Rights Violations? Government sanctioned disappearances? First Amendment is... what? Huh? Sorry the Circus is in town and it's so loud I can't hear you! Have you tried this bread it's so tasty!

Galactic Renaissance gets a bum rap. The raps are done by BUMS HAHAHAHA. This game rocks.

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

Decisions were made to learn Feudum at midnight lmaooooo. #boardgames

We need to adopt bidet's everywhere

Taco Bell's new Y2K ad campaign just made me turn to dust

i love holding real news in my hands

It's been a tough week but I got to teach my brother Dracula vs. Van Helsing! @25thcentury.games

This is a picture of Harlan Ellison next to a woman in a dress made of unsold mousepads from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream point and click adventure game

Let's gooooo

I got Perseverance Ch.1 to the table. Very overlooked Heavy Euro. That's probably because it's two games in one giant fucking box. But if you like resource conversions and killing dinosaurs this could be a game for you. I give this 3🚧/5🦖 and I lost two settlements God fucking dammit. #Boardgames

Finally. Some good fucking news

Anyway here's some board games that have been hitting the table this past month: Fliptunes Root Looot Shackleton Base Oath Trinket Trove Hot Streak Kabuki Tricks Abyss Panda Spin Innovation Time to Panic Line of Fire: Burnt Moon Pillars of Fate Emberleaf Ofrenda No Loose Ends

I'm trying to engage with this platform more because it's less of a cesspool. A bit more of an echo chamber for sure but I feel like my brain isn't swimming in shit when I force my eyeballs on it

Somebody who knows a person make this happen.

Please don't

Grok, I left my dick in my pants and went peepee, but the peepee didn't reach the toilet. What happened to the peepee? And why are my pants wet?

That hot dog moment from Weapons that went viral over the weekend actually has a heartfelt and subtle meaning for director Zach Cregger.

Feel like complete shit. Need to play Shackleton Base again.

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child

This is a great first step. Let's not keep going in on CGE because this isn't a perfect solution. It's a pretty good one and as long as this is the only print run or they just finish out their contract. Let's see where this goes.

CGE is secretly high fiving themselves after hearing about Devir's fuck up.

@leder.games when we getting some information about TAKE?!?

the entire republican party is currently involved in a cover up involving the worlds most notorious underage sex trafficking ring

Good first step

During Gen Con, I will have 250 of these zines with me. The goal is to inform normies about what’s going on with CGE and a call to action to join the blacklist. No buying, pitching, or covering CGE games until they give the community a proper apology and response on how they plan to make good. 🎲✂️