Once upon a time I believed in time travel Hitler lived, to warn Of late my mind's changed If they could fix it, they would So they can't, or won't The alternative: That this is the best there is, Is unthinkable But if I am wrong If they have saved us from worse Could they give some sign? #Haiku

It’s not too late yet Trolleys can go backwards too Just not his ego #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

#NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

With past forgotten History does not repeat But it sure does rhyme #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

History is not Something you study. It is How YOU lived each day #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp #LiveBetter #AbolishICE

Open Mike Night, live from the operating theatre

How to actually make America GREAT again: Work on your anger issues. Don’t blame others for your personal failings. Be KIND. #NotMyPresident #TherapyWorks

Even with how low the bar is, he has still already ruined all of his chances for winning this year #NoBullPrize #NotMyPresident

Hello, Dali!

#SalvadorDali #DollyParton

With no specific recent events in mind at all, just a classic Dukat meme, 1984* style *which was originally intended as a warning, not a “howto” guidebook. But YMMV @startrekshitposti.ng

If no one boycotts The oil collaborators What will they steal next? #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp #Venezuela

#NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

#NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp #Venezuela #Maduro

#NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp

#Venezuela #Maduro www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

As it turns out, Ernie was lactose intolerant

#ElbowsUp #NotMyPresident

We need to own it: “I agree, Trump is deranged” (Are his feelings hurt?) #Haiku #NotMyPresident #TrumpDerangementSyndrome

It's a VERY short poem www.gocomics.com/tomthedancin...

I prompted multiple chatbots with these first couple of lines, but ChatGPT’s response was the clear winner: Twas the night before Thanksgiving, And in the White House Lurked the MAGA fiend, The big Orange Louse; 1/

Boomers vs Millennials

I know it’s Free Speech And you know that it’s Free Speech But Trump does not know www.cbc.ca/news/world/t... #Haiku #NotMyPresident #NoKings

#NotMyPresident #NoKings

Some AI Whimsy pt.6

*That moment you woke up with a bug up your butt about something No wait, it’s just Steven again #NotMyPresident #NoKings

As of today, 53% of ALL United States government “shutdown days” have been under Trump’s administrations And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me #NotMyPresident

It’s a very short poem #NotMyPresident

They were a warning On the dangers of power Not a suggestion #Haiku #NotMyPresident #1984 #AnimalFarm #BraveNewWorld #TheHandmaidsTale #Maus #Fahrenheit451 #LordOfTheFlies #VForVendetta

#PearlsBeforeSwine #FanArt

It’s not just a cold, Won’t get better by itself. Please get better soon! #Haiku #NotMyPresident

If you're on this list You've gotten in Good Trouble Keep up the great work www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202... #Haiku #NotMyPresident

www.thedailybeast.com/marjorie-tay... #ReleaseTheFiles

Now bathrooms are “woke”? Mine at home is unisex So what kind is yours? #Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents

Some AI Whimsy pt.5

Some AI Whimsy pt.4

Some AI Whimsy pt.3

He’s “disappointed”? Or just a short memory? Elbows are still up #Haiku #NotMyPresident #ElbowsUp www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

History repeats? A common misconception But it often rhymes #Haiku #NotMyPresident boingboing.net/2025/09/18/s...

You stole my handle Cuz you don’t like my nickname? A chilling effect! @bsky.app #Haiku I’ve had this domain for 30 years, and have been “the possum” longer than that. Recent events may have made you wary; and while I’ve been critical of gov’t overreach I’m NOT inciting violence, not even close!

Some sad math with which to hurt your brain *I like to use Grok for such queries, as that particular AI often has a pro-MAGA predilection; so getting it to confess otherwise is somehow more cathartic LESS THAN TEN PERCENT OF NON-VOTERS PER “SWING” STATE!! grok.com/share/c2hhcm...

Some AI whimsy pt.2

Some AI whimsy

Just something silly whipped up quick to help snap my brain out of the current news cycle #CarolBurnett @carolburnett.bsky.social