These are the first lines Pirkka-Pekka Petelius says in Aki Kaurismäki's "Hamlet Goes Business" ("Hamlet Liikemaailmassa"), and I think it's rather brilliant. Of course, in Finnish, he says "Kinkkua... anna minä", and I’ve been told that there isn’t a similar joke in the original.

I will feel super smug pointing this out to those hyper achieving early risers…

A recent cartoon for New Scientist.

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