Such a waste feeling so fem and smooth tonight with nobody here to caress me or cuddle

If you’re gonna get peed on, do it poolside

My 🍑 smells like clove

Would you have stood this up?

I love drawing a sub who is a whining, desperate mess

The tanline is glowing

Anyone wanna do gay things like kiss on the mouth, cuddle hard & cum in each others butts?

The universe is telling me to *literally* fuck myself

Faggot 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 audio up…

Eat up

Well that didn’t last long. Men & their fragile egos

Is it weird if I ask someone to tell me they love me during sex? What if it’s my kink?

Since when are so many people sides? It’s fun, don’t get me wrong, but I want my hole fucked!

🤫 it’s business hours

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Director Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws (1974). 📷 Peter Vandermark

The ass//the face

It’s always a Tesla or Prius that fcks up the flow of traffic

My favorite couple 🥰🏳️‍🌈 you have this sketch in this month's poll!

Superman improvised jacuzzi ❄️😚

Happy pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

How do you guys like someone and still be their friends? Bc sometimes it’s torture. Like how do I not kiss your stupid face after being so adorable?

I understand why I’m still single now.

I’ll spare you the jump scare of my wrecked cunt- but when I say load me up, I need a shooter. Cos I wanna push these kids out and squirt

A story in 3 parts (see alt)

I topped 🐰

Went to pride but came home alone, that seems homophobic

Not everything is about me, repeat over and over til believes it.

Anyone have an invisible wipe but still make a mess?

Who wants to help this small stiffy bust?

Ofc I woke up horny AF!!!!!

Be honest, does this tanline make my ass look big?

I think my WeHo pride shorts are tooooo slutty…. 🥳👼🏻

Dick appt cancelled, roomie left, only one thing to do…

Morning 🤣.

Too many teases these days

I washed my hair

It’s weird being single but also having a crush on someone but also not wanting to compromise your autonomy but also like romance is dying but you still want that shit like effort & wooing but also slut me out but also …. Turn your feelings off. ✌🏼

“ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵃᶜᵗⁱⁿ' ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ? ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃˢ ʷᵉˡˡ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ ⁱᵗ ⁱⁿ."

Note to self: connect instead of fucking strangers.

Despite the burn, my hole looks yummy between my tanline

I need to learn to masturbate again 😂😅

🏳️‍🌈 ok, happy pride

Maybe I’ll try Hinge again but this time be less myself

Is “load me up or shut up” too aggressive for a “dating” app?

Booty goals

Consistency over occasionally

Just bc I’m bored

I wonder why we stopped having sex 🤨

Pointing out my looking nervous is not going to make me less nervous and maybe you should do something to make me comfortable upon meeting rather than asking me 10X if I’m “ok”