Humpday treat 🍭🍑👅

Don’t accept candy from strangers …🍭👅🍑

“It’s giving desperate”, “it’s giving needy”, “it’s giving pick me”, “move on dude” NO, it’s giving I know my worth & anyone who doesn’t see it can leave. Not lead me on (for a year), not stay just friends. Walk away. If YOU know it’s not a match don’t waste my time.

Hey bro, can you check if I missed a spot?

Dress me up like a pretty, little slut 🍒

“You just haven’t meet the right person yet” ok but… these guys met ME soooo make it make sense. Cos I’m fucking awesome.

There’s nothing tying us together anymore so I guess the natural progression would be slowly phase out

Cuddling between 2 daddies would heal me 😏

How does someone find a cult? I want to join one.

🍷 I want to make bad decisions but self control

Perhaps I does protest too much 🤐

Should I cum a 5th time?

I have a place you can put all your soft cocks

I coyly made my move 👉🏼👈🏼 we’ll see in a week… or more … 🥹

He didn’t text me today so I won’t make my move yet…

Trying to ask someone out is flustering 😖

I’d like to be in bed, napping please 🤧

I’m done being a booty call. Serious inquiries to the front please.

Soooo anorexia thin is back right?

#mcm #monochromemonday

About to grab a handful

I need a tummy to hump

Soooo, I give you my # to hangout again and then you don’t text me. Riiiight righhht…

Curls & Arches

I dyed my hair, do you like it?

The hottest thing a man can tell you is “stay.”

It’s friends to lovers NOT lovers to friends. Walk away if the feelings don’t match.

🐶 arf arf

Maybe I should just ghost him

RE- heated rivalry is NOT for single people! 😭

I’ve done the swooning thing and the trying really hard and I’m tired. It’s someone else’s turn to win ME over. Cos I’m fucking worth it.

Personal reminder: happy VDay 💔

Should I drink the whole bottle of wine tonight?

Not “you couldn’t get passed the talking stage” DAMN ok Gen Z read my ass. Gagged.

Posted on IG today so ppl be like “who hurt you?”… maybe I am the problem/drama 👼🏻

Grab my waist 💘

I love morning sex, but we have to be quiet. My roommate is home

A broken hearted person does not want to hear about your happy new relationship but gooood for yoooou!

I don’t do anything casual. I’m not a fucking college student.

Yes, please tell me again how I deserve someone who is not you. 🙄

Bred, fed & ready for bed

You gas lighted feelings til I was fucking losing my mind

May I borrow your face? #humpday

I want to be someone’s priority and not just an option. So until then 🔒❤️

Did my uncomplicated reply make it complicated?

I have to keep my guard up and compartmentalize cos I can’t catch feelings… again …