How do you make someone ghost you?

It’s wet

What if I told you there was a load in here?

Yeeaahhhh… I’m done dating. Emotionally manipulate someone else.

You like the boys with love handles?

😴

Sometimes I think I’m too horny for my own good

2 dudes who desperately wanted to fuck me both bailed out when I gave them the opportunity. Clown behavior. Give me a load or stfu

I need a load in me. It’s been too long

Not the best mirror for butt selfies

Don’t buy a Disney pass for a man who isn’t 100% about you. Let’s just say that … and def don’t renew it a year later thinking he’s going to seriously pick you this time around.

Doesn’t want to meet anybody but is always on scruff. LOL dude, STFU. Sorry you can’t see what’s right in front of you.

I got a new job opportunity and for a second I wanted to call my mom and tell her 🥲

Can men stop w/ the passive aggressive, jealous act and let a single guy see & fuck who he wants w/o making it a big deal?!

No clever caption other than: peel this pink thong off

Hiking shenanigans

Hot & fresh, smooth pussy ready to serve 🍽️

Sometimes, masturbating is all you need to do

Saying “where the hell is my husband” is a bop and me standing right there like … 🙋🏼 you coulda had one but you wanted “sparks” and “easy”. Loser

Hot & fresh, smooth pussy ready to serve 🍽️

My Hole Was So Squishy Today

Gay hike attire

The Drama. Turns out I make Zendaya verge of crying face.

I tell you I’m having a mentally difficult day. I go to sleep. I don’t get a follow up response asking if I’m feeling better. We don’t talk at all for a few weeks. & then suddenly, I’M THE PROBLEM BC I “left the conversation”?! I hate men.

And now I’m being gas lit. Riiiight right.

Post walk bum (and tum 🥸)

I feel like I’m the right wrong person.

Is shocked to hear from me and then proceeds not to text me. Okay.

jock or thong?

Steamy 🚿

I love when my thought out texts get looked past. Makes my sharing feel so important. Thanks. 😒🙄

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comfort food 🥧

I just wanted to get pounded til I peed 😔

One thing about me is do not ask if I’m ok bc will burst into tears

hump this

Although it hurt, thank you for showing me I can fall in love again. This heart isn’t as jaded as I thought. I hope the next is “easier” for you.

#mcm #monochromemonday 🛁🫧🧼

I am Olive S2ep3

(As someone who’s done it before) when a dude stops texting you as often as he used to or not at all anymore: he’s most likely met someone else who’s getting all his attention now. 😬

Clicking “show less” of certain posts and then seeing MORE of them. Wtf

You log off Insta and all of the sudden the phone’s dried up

Almost forgot softie day!

This is me when I like a guy

I wasn’t going to 🚶🏽‍➡️ but I did

Don’t pull out.

When I walked away I left footprints in the mud so you could follow me.

I’m an attention whore, want what I’m asking for

Oh, PS: I would but I hate feeling like a bother- 👉🏼👈🏼 so I let them reach out first

If they wanted to, they would. Period.