Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.

Cuntissimo

Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.

Proud of this one right here!

Get your face deep in this noisy hole

No stopping

💪💪🍑💪💪

The guts.. they are gurgling…

Ate a whole packet of these. You know for science!

Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.

Slide your dick down my sweaty ass

Gotta get bigger

My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.

Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.

Rattling farts out my bum

Up to my old tricks again.

Fartality 😈

Finish him. K.O.

The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹

Can someone check these sheets?

This is how cool teachers sit right?

Doesn’t my gut look like a great place to die?

This is how cool teachers sit right?

Bored. Ask your fart king some questions, seats! ngl.link/falphat

Can someone check these sheets?

The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹

The power of this butt is insane.

Naked fart alt 💨

😩 who ordered the vanilla milkshake?

😩 who ordered the vanilla milkshake?

Good morning. Sniff my bum

Fogging up glass. Don’t you wish it was your face? 😈

Double trouble.

Double trouble.

The last thing you see and smell before you pass out.

Hairy butts are ace.

Pizza King now… 😌

Swallow for the Burger King!

The last thing you see and smell before you pass out.

Hairy butts are ace.

Pizza King now… 😌

Swallow for the Burger King!