Fuck yeah bro, get your nose in this pig butt 💨🐽😵‍💫

Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.

Need a tongue. Now!

Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.

Did you miss me?

Did you miss me?

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?

Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?

Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:

Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.

Big. Stinky. Brute.

Big. Stinky. Brute.

I’m going to sit on you.

Shots fired.

Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.

Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.

Cuntissimo

Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.

Proud of this one right here!

Get your face deep in this noisy hole

No stopping

💪💪🍑💪💪

The guts.. they are gurgling…

Ate a whole packet of these. You know for science!

Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.

Slide your dick down my sweaty ass

Gotta get bigger

My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.

Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.

Rattling farts out my bum

Up to my old tricks again.

Fartality 😈

Finish him. K.O.

The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹

Can someone check these sheets?

This is how cool teachers sit right?

Doesn’t my gut look like a great place to die?

This is how cool teachers sit right?

Bored. Ask your fart king some questions, seats! ngl.link/falphat

Can someone check these sheets?

The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹