Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
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Any office seats?
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Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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Peppasdad
8 months ago
Cuntissimo
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Planet-sized
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Planet-sized
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Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
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6 days ago
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Proud of this one right here!
add a skeleton here at some point
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Caliente
about 2 months ago
Get your face deep in this noisy hole
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No stopping
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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Himbrotato
22 days ago
💪💪🍑💪💪
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The guts.. they are gurgling…
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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Ate a whole packet of these. You know for science!
14 days ago
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Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
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Fluffy Longbottom
19 days ago
Slide your dick down my sweaty ass
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gutblimp
21 days ago
Gotta get bigger
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My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
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21 days ago
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29irishman
about 1 month ago
Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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about 2 months ago
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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about 2 months ago
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Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
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2 months ago
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Rattling farts out my bum
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2 months ago
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Up to my old tricks again.
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BootyToots 🔞
3 months ago
Fartality 😈
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Finish him. K.O.
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3 months ago
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The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
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3 months ago
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Can someone check these sheets?
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3 months ago
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This is how cool teachers sit right?
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3 months ago
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🖤 Nobody’s Home 🖤
5 months ago
Doesn’t my gut look like a great place to die?
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This is how cool teachers sit right?
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3 months ago
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Bored. Ask your fart king some questions, seats!
ngl.link/falphat
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3 months ago
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Can someone check these sheets?
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3 months ago
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The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
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3 months ago
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The power of this butt is insane.
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Lesicko
3 months ago
Naked fart alt 💨
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😩 who ordered the vanilla milkshake?
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3 months ago
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😩 who ordered the vanilla milkshake?
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3 months ago
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Good morning. Sniff my bum
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3 months ago
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Fogging up glass. Don’t you wish it was your face? 😈
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Double trouble.
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3 months ago
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Double trouble.
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The last thing you see and smell before you pass out.
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Hairy butts are ace.
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Pizza King now… 😌
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Swallow for the Burger King!
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The last thing you see and smell before you pass out.
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3 months ago
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Hairy butts are ace.
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3 months ago
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Pizza King now… 😌
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3 months ago
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Swallow for the Burger King!
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