Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
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Any office seats?
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I think this juicy peach has gone rotten. What do you think? You’ll eat it anyway, right? 🍑💨
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Finish him. K.O.
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8 months ago
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Up to my old tricks again.
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8 months ago
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This seat taken, bro?
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about 1 month ago
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When they just roll out of ya
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about 1 month ago
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Face, life and bank account ruiner.
about 2 months ago
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What’s that smell?
2 months ago
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Ugh fine.
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2 months ago
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I bet you’d sniff the seat after I got up, right?
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2 months ago
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Deep sniffs.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Mikeypup
4 months ago
Fuck yeah bro, get your nose in this pig butt 💨🐽😵💫
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Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
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4 months ago
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Need a tongue. Now!
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4 months ago
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Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.
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4 months ago
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Did you miss me?
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5 months ago
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Did you miss me?
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5 months ago
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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7 months ago
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Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
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5 months ago
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Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
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5 months ago
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Your boss
@texasgainer.bsky.social
calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:
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5 months ago
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Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
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6 months ago
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Big. Stinky. Brute.
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5 months ago
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Big. Stinky. Brute.
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5 months ago
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8 months ago
I’m going to sit on you.
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Shots fired.
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6 months ago
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Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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6 months ago
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Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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6 months ago
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Peppasdad
about 1 year ago
Cuntissimo
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Planet-sized
6 months ago
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Planet-sized
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Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
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6 months ago
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Proud of this one right here!
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6 months ago
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Caliente
8 months ago
Get your face deep in this noisy hole
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No stopping
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6 months ago
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The guts.. they are gurgling…
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6 months ago
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Ate a whole packet of these. You know for science!
6 months ago
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Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
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Fluffy Longbottom
6 months ago
Slide your dick down my sweaty ass
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gutblimp
6 months ago
Gotta get bigger
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My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
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29irishman
7 months ago
Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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7 months ago
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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7 months ago
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
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8 months ago
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Rattling farts out my bum
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8 months ago
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