I'm a straight goat! 🐐

I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC

greensky

If your name is Kevin, then you are a snake! I hate Kevins!

does anyone want this account i might give it to someone

Jerking off to fortnite porn instead of voting in the presidential election

Imagine if Twitch collabs with Subway? They should dye their sandwich bread purple and then call their sandwiches, Twitch Subs. That would be genius.

I'm not a cuck. I don't understand why people call me a cuck. It's unkind.

this was considered comically fat in 2024

If I ever bothered you or hurt you in the past, then I'm sorry. Hopefully we can start over and try to be friends. Because that's what I would like which is to be friends.

My Wendy's breakfast or lunch! I bought and ate: 50 chicken nuggets 1 large Grape Fanta Sweet n sour sauce BBQ sauce Ghost pepper ranch sauce I ate it all in one sitting!!! Mmm!!! Yum!!! 50 chicken nuggets costs around 15 or 16 dollars which is a great deal!

I am not an impersonator. This is really my account. (Proof attached)

Memes I made!

Follow me on Twitter. Lawls. twitter.com/AngryCrazyZebra

I know this is wrong of me to say. But since I don't like Twitter, I like how Elon is destroying the site. That's messed up and selfish of me to say. But I just wanted to be honest. I won't elaborate on why this site is toxic for me. I need to take a long break from the site.

People dislike me and that bothers me. That's one reason why I wanna rebrand and start over on Bluesky. Le sigh. I know some people like me. It just hurts. I will be alright. Dw about me.

I met this girl in the movie theater. She was carrying a lot of food and her dirtbag boyfriend didnt care. She walked on liquid butter and slipped. I dropped my nachos and soda and ran towards her. I caught her fall and said "My lady. Are you ok?". She blushed and said thank you.

I hate it when people who dislike you repost your posts instead of liking them. That irks me. I'm a hypocrite tho because I definitely reposted posts of people I dislike. I don't remember doing it but I'm pretty sure I did. I can see people repost this post for lawls.

People are trying to use my tweet against me. (Picture below) But I'm not calling women, whores, because they are women. I'm calling them whores because they are prostitutes and hookers. I'm just using the word "whore" correctly.

I understand why some people dislike my post where I said I will call up whores, hookers, and prostitutes, and give them my address so I can have fun tonight. But I bet some of those people will like that very same tweet if their friends say it. And I find that annoying. (1/2)

I need to give prostitutes my address. I'm trying to have some fun tonight. I ain't joking either.

Chinese Food I ate For Dinner I ate it all in one...you know what I did. Here's da pics!

Some of you have trash taste in music and it's so sad. Like really trash taste. And I feel so bad for you. It makes me wanna cry because you think trash music is good.

Just woke up and realized that RiceGum released a new music video. ayyyyy. I heard it and it was ok. Not bad. I sadly didn't like it a lot tho. I liked it a little. The women in it were fire tho. Damn, they were hot. haha. xd :)

I just found out that Logan Paul and KSI released a new Prime flavor, Strawberry and Banana!!! I will drink it one day!!! It looks refreshing!!! It looks like it tastes delicious too!!! I bet the new Prime drink does taste delicious!!!

so i don't get it. how am i disgusting for liking the smell of my own shit?

Lol. I'm sorry for being annoying. I need to learn to block people who try to bother me. But it's hard to do that.

Money Spread #3 I'm super rich! No one can call me poor!

My Dunkin Donuts breakfast/lunch that cost close to 30 dollars: I bought: 2 cream cheese plain bagels 2 egg and cheese plain bagels 3 pumpkin spice donuts 1 large chocolate chip mint milkshake I ate it all in one sitting! I'm still drinking the shake! Mmm!!! Yum!!!

My Wendy's Dinner from last night. I ate: 1 triple cheeseburger 1 large fries 1 large coke 10 piece spicy ghost pepper saucy nuggets Blue cheese dipping sauce. I ate it all in one sitting!!! Mmm!!! Yum!!!

I mean every word. I am probably gonna get a lot of hate for saying this. But I stand by what I said.

13-15 year olds shouldn't be on Bluesky. Fr. Ride a bike. Log off. Bluesky isn't for you. I don't understand parents that allow their kids to have Bluesky.

Money Spread #2 I'm rich! No one can call me broke!

You are never too late to defend yourself. And I will defend myself from fools who shame me for being a 33 year old adult with the username "AngryCrazyZebra." I was even called retarded which was wrong. Grow up! Lawls!!! 😂😂😂

Money Spread! No one can call me broke!

Memes I made!

There are a lot of people on this site that I bothered to the point where the bridges were burned. It saddens me because they rather not talk to me, not to want to give me another chance, dislike me, etc. Something is wrong with me. I'm argumentative. And I'm sensitive...

Call me if you are a prostitute or an e-thot! I will give you my address! I'm trying to have some fun tonight! I ain't joking either.