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kinda gross 📍PDX
My love language is physical media collection
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Well, yes
3 days ago
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My biological cock is dicking
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For sale: baby shoes, not cuntyenough 💔
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How does ANYONE date in their 30’s? Guy just left my apartment and blocked my number and all I did was say “wanna see me make a mountain out of a mole hill” n pulled down my cargo shorts to show him these. Srsly frick my life!
6 days ago
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The exact personality types in a group of three seasonal new hires
7 days ago
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On the no fly list because I have a lithium ion social battery 💔
9 days ago
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Wait if ai cures cancer what will all those aborted doctors do 💔
11 days ago
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I’m just not seeing his appeal
14 days ago
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Getting increasingly difficult to breast boobily under these conditions
15 days ago
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We, as gay people, get to have only watched this scene of Dude Where’s My Car
16 days ago
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Honeycrisp Apples and Sumo Oranges are locked in and I am so fucking ready for the next A Perfect Fruit to hit the stores.
17 days ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
20 days ago
The sequel to American Psycho should be Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy
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just googled “closest sperm bank” and your address came up
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“Omfg this guy is SENDING me” - an envelope
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You’re tellin me a side made this dish?
22 days ago
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Me in an elevator right before saying “can I say hi?” to a dogs owner
22 days ago
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My type? Temporary, it would seem.
23 days ago
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Spinal Surgery Clinic called “We Are Sew Back”
23 days ago
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The following hole has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this peen.
24 days ago
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dude stop kissing the back of my neck? when I said “let’s go back to my place and feed my Grundo and Krawk” it wasn’t code
24 days ago
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Girls will be like “hi I’m Katie” and like ok so you have a LinkedIn.
26 days ago
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I think Chudai would be a beautiful name for a girl
26 days ago
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“Permission to approach the bench?” - me, to a squirrel at the park
26 days ago
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Oh so they’re leaning in
27 days ago
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What timeframes do y’all recommend for intermittent fisting?
28 days ago
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Hey LOSER, nice outfit! 2089 called and there was no one on the other end... The only sound I could make out was the labored breaths of some preternatural creature
29 days ago
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Alien, laughing: lmao so these- Me: are hundreds of memes about what this exact conversation would be about, yes lmao
about 1 month ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
add a skeleton here at some point
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“In my clop era.” -me, as a failed horse
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In 2010 I downloaded Netflix on my Wii and watched a one season anime called Gilgamesh and since then I have not met a single other person who has seen it and all I want to do is talk to someone about how mad the ending made me.
about 1 month ago
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Has anyone thought of making protein chicken
about 1 month ago
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I guess I have to be the brave one and say it: I hate having captions on tv and movies because they’re nonstop spoilers.
about 1 month ago
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(Mew)Two factor authentication
about 1 month ago
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some of the people with the biggest hearts have the smallest bladders 🙏🏻
about 1 month ago
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“It’s not the guns, it’s the- oh wait no THIS time it is the gun. No fr this gun was poorly made we should blame the gunmaker like?!!!”
about 1 month ago
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I cannot fathom how big of a pathetic loser you would have to be to even consider applying to work for ICE. Profoundly ugly shit-stains in human bodies 💕
about 1 month ago
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Send it redacted as heavily as the Epstein files were
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Sorry but it’s true
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I think about this time traveler photo pretty regularly
about 2 months ago
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Lmao key word “domestically” and also not considering the actual profit to budget 🙄
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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More like Five Bites at Breadies
about 2 months ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
about 2 months ago
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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Red flag entomologists always saying “where’s my bug at” 😣
about 2 months ago
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I’ll give him a taste of his own medicine! (It’s his prescription, he needs it and I love him.)
about 2 months ago
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“Maybe it’s just a phase?” “Yes, exactly.” - Kitty Pryde to her parents the first time she walked through a wall
about 2 months ago
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Brands, if they listened to consumers:
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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This is part of my two-factor identification
about 2 months ago
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