Just going through my numerous cookery books and this is one of my favourites, ,'The prawn cocktail years' which remind me of Berni Inns which I have affection for because it was my first experience of eating out.

Telegraph reports 5 people arrested in election fraud and 'Angela Rayner denies involvement' it was in her constituency so they naturally link it to her without any proof. Why can't they leave her the fuck alone?

I was expecting 'quiet, piggy' like his idol, Trump.

I'm reading 'left out' about Labour under Corbyn and in a bit about Brexit David Davies says 'the Govt is committed to a hard Brexit and any compromise would not come from the government.' That's says it all from one of the horses' mouths.

Just a thought: if Trump died overnight, would that be the end of Fartage? How would he cope or would he just start copying and pasting from the Putin playbook?

Why won't the Mail leave Angela alone and let the matter drop?

Just thinking about a potential leadership challenge to Sir Keir. He's done so much to rebuild bridges with the EU that I feel any change in the leadership will lose the momentum. The leadership contenders don't seem to have any knowledge or experience of foreign affairs.

The Mail are upset that Angela has been cleared. Why do they want proof she's been cleared. 'Anry Ginge Rayner'?? What sort of headlines is that? Littledick's a disgusting misogynist.

FFS Nige, just stop bring do fucking pathetic

How is singing the National Anthem and reading the Lords Prayer going to fix potholes? Judging by the non existent vetting of Reform candidates, none of them can be accused of Christian values.

When the Mail makes comments like these what hope is there. Remarkable isn't what I'd call Farage.

Happy 100th birthday wishes to David Attenborough. Have a wonderful day.

Why the fuck isn't he asking them now if that's how he feels? Does his views on Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner differ from his views while on DM time? If they are maybe he should leave the Mail.

No wonder some people think that today they're voting to get rid of Starmer when the Mail prints such blatant misinformation on their front page.

An unhinged headline for James O'Brien tomorrow?

This tickled me, g & ts on Farage's south coast tour by Lara Spirit.

Just watching the snooker, the Mark Allen match. Wouldn't it be better and quicker to just restart the frame? And how did it get to that situation anyway?

This is the 10th day in a row of Dan Hodges columns regarding the Mandelson vetting row. It's starting to look like a vendetta.

How much of this is true or is it another one of Owen's fantasies seeing as he is obsessed with the woman and there are no named sources at all in the article, do they exist even?

Sunny evening in Aylesbury, on the patio with Polish lager for the open minded.

At the risk of sounding naive re the vetting process and I probably know the answer to this myself, why has nobody queried the vetting process for Reform who are made up of racists, domestic abusers and general cunts?

Just reading the I paper online with the opinion roundup. Under the Mail's opinion Glover says 'unlike the Tories they don't have experience of assassinating their leaders in office'. Why do they feel they have to use totally irresponsible language?

How do you know this, Oakeshitt? You leave the country to avoid paying any and your partner pays bugger all tax so what fucking right do you have to criticise anyone?

The PM accepted responsibility for the Mandelson appointment and apologised back in February What else is he supposed to take the blame for? Dan Hodges has been in the paper for 3 days running with his personal attacks. WTF is wrong with them?

To me it seems an odd thing to investigate. Who makes these decisions or did the investigator get out of bed one morning and said to himself, 'I'll investigate how many asylum seekers claim to be gay'?

I'm confused, the rw media were criticising Starmer for the Chagos deal even though the Tories started them. Now they're complaining because he's putting it on the back burner, which the Mail predictably have framed as a 'humiliating u turn.' Why does the Mail have a fetish for humiliation?

Do the DM have anybody on their staff who can fix ocean going vessels because they seem to think they can do better than the Navy as their narrative suggests?

Today's a normal day. I'm reposting because the reply button is greyed out.

Spot on, Mary. Our Trump clone Farage has mates like the Tate brothers who say that women who are SA deserve it. Farage is copying Donald because he hasn't got an original thought in his head.

When will the Mail realise that Trump is a demented maniac? What has he got on them. Why are they still taking the side of a paedophile despot against their own PM? Traitorous fucks.

When can we get rid of our fucking useless media. How do we tell them that Farage is dodgy as fuck and should be nowhere near Downing Street.

Added to this my late Mum's carers were immigrants but they were so lovely and looked after her so well. She was always telling them of her life in Wales and her teaching career. They loved her.

WTF are the Mail still wanging on about Mandelson's appointment? Don't they know there's a war on?

I know it's late in the day but is Desperate Dan Hodges taking the piss out of the public if he thinks we've forgotten he applauded the appointment at the beginning. When Boris Johnson lost his WhatsApp messages it was totally glossed over. Hodges is a total c*nt.

It's 6 years to the day when Boris Johnson told us to stay at home but he and his cabinet partied on regardless

Why does Nick Ferrari always have to score political points when Keir Starmer makes any comment re a terrorist attack attack. He's just asked a caller if Starmer's said enough, should he have said more. It's just tasteless.

The Mail being its usual traitorous self. Why is it taking Trump's side against their own pm?

Why is everything written in the Mail so deranged and hyperbolic? And isn't it time they dropped the childish heading 'beware the green menace.'

Why is Badenough still wanging on about Mandelson?

Wales won their first match in this year's 6 nations but Italy wasn't a walkover.

M&H seem to live rent free in Tom Bower's head. Is he co writing with Amanda Platell of the Mail who also suffers with Meghan and/or Harry derangement syndrome?

Another front page of the Mail 'Kemi said yada, yada, yada, something' and still no mention of the reception they hosted with Mandelson.

Who gives a flying fuck what Kemi says, her answer to everything is 'he must go'. If she was or Farage was PM, we'd all be truly fucked.

How long before Trumplethinskin has a strop and tweets that Robert de Niro was mean to him?

Just as an example, Glen Owen of the Mail, Angela Rayner's stalker in chief, whenever he makes up something about her, he can hide behind 'sources or allies of Ms Rayner'. How do we know these people exist?

Wind your neck in Pearson, you mad bat. You're fucking clueless

It wasn't our battle. The UK didn't start bombing Iran. WTF do these people write such inflammatory BS?

Italy beat England for the first time. Well done Italy.

Re Nigel Farage. Why am I not surprised? I guessed he was up to something.

Another 'patriotic' front page from the Mail. Isn't it time this disgusting, traitorous rag going to be shut down. The PM has enough to deal with without a newspaper whose hatred of him is unhinged.