Happy 250th birthday America! I know we're bombarded by constant negativity but this country really is amazing! I love living in the Midwest. The culture, the people, the food, and the landscape are all beautiful! Only thing I'd change is the weather. Speaking of, stay safe in the heat! #blutoid

Cool physical game. Remember, every used game had a previous owner like Kimberly who loved playing it. #blutoid

Got Kratos' Leviathan Axe! It's a hand forged, tempered steel, battle ready replica. It can chop both wood and necks! It's massive too and extremely heavy, to the point where I'm slightly worried about hanging it on my wall. It was really expensive but I absolutely love it! #blutoid #godofwar #gow

Been debating buying a 13" iPad Air for months. Then yesterday Apple raised the price to $950. Turns out Best Buy hadn't got the memo and still had it on sale for $700. So I bought one. It's great for my needs of web browsing, youtube, comics, doodling, and reading game guides. #blutoid

This is why we can't have an Iran peace deal. #blutoid

Making an artillery strike sexy! (Seriously, this song slaps!) #blutoid

It's my boy #blutoid

Damn Valve, that was fast! UPS says they got it at 6:14PM yesterday in IL. So it spent last night dodging twisters in IL and IN to get to Cincinnati in 18 hours. #blutoid

Fuck you, Nintendo. That ending was a bullshit tease that told us nothing. #blutoid

When it comes to the Nintendo Direct, I'm just hoping for something big for the Zelda 40th anniversary. It's my favorite franchise and I want some cool stuff for it. I have a feeling the OoT Remake is going to be a lot more extensive than people are expecting; basically being a new game. #blutoid

Debating changing my profile pic from The Thinker to this art by Franz Kafka. I've used the old one for over a decade. Thoughts? #blutoid

I loved the look on Geoff's face when he showed the final game. You can tell he is salty as fuck about Highguard. FF7-3 looks great though! And did anyone else notice how no game is coming out anywhere near November. GTA6 is intimidating the whole industry. #blutoid

State of Play was disappointing. Nothing got my hype going as a day one must play. I have way more interesting games in my backlog. #blutoid

Karen screaming to see you're manager? Shrill issue #blutoid

#blutoid #darksiders2

Pixel never sits in my lap but she did for almost an hour the other day. I think she liked the texture of my leather Utilikilt. #blutoid

Quote post with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap #blutoid

FedEx wants me to pay $70 in fees on a package they delivered last September. Yeah, that's not happening. #blutoid

I miss the way the internet used to be. Before the dark times. Before the corporations. #blutoid

I find it funny that sites are calling Mixtape an indie game when the studio that made it was founded by Megan Ellison, daughter of Larry Ellison, the 5th richest man in the world with a net worth of $229B, which is slightly higher than the market cap of Nintendo, Sony and Take 2 combined. #blutoid

One of these is the 1500th game in my collection. Don't know which since I didn't see what was rung up first but I'm cool with it being either. #blutoid

Saw Mortal Kombat 2 today. Really fun movie. It does what you want a Mortal Kombat movie to do which is all I can ask. Go see it if you like the games. Also popcorn bucket is cool even if the button layout is wrong. #blutoid

Mouse PI runs like total shit on Switch 2. Frequent frame drops and stuttering. Kinda irritated since it really doesn't seem like it should need a ton of horsepower to run. Fun game though. #blutoid

There's an update on the RE8/9 Houndwolf Jacket! Love that they're actually working to make it functional with a chest rig and tactical gear. Still needs work to get it closer to the game model though. #blutoid

Valve selling out of the Steam Controller so fast is kinda annoying. I had a horrible migraine yesterday and missed out on it. Not the end of the world though. I never really use a controller for PC games. Really only wanted it in case the Steam Machine doesn't come with one. #blutoid

Hung out with a work friend and played Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock on Xbox 360 tonight! It's like it's the late 00s all over again and I'm loving it! Also helps were using my premo luxury wooden guitar controllers that I wasted a stupid amount of money on. #blutoid

Slightly diminish a book. #blutoid Harry Potter and the Philosophy Major's Stone

Yesterday was a challenging day working in the emergency room at the children's hospital. Didn't help that we had about 15 psych kids come in either. I swear, something's in the air. The past few weeks have been horrible. #blutoid

Dicks are still out for Harambe at the Cincinnati Zoo. #blutoid

Actually got some really good deals at GameStop today. I've been looking for Witcher 3 PS5 physical but it's $70 on eBay. GameStop had it for $45 at a close store. Then, while I was there, I found fucking War for Cybertron for $15! Disc alone goes for $50! Been wanting it so very happy! #blutoid

This is the actual uniform of the Spanish Foreign Legion. I heard they're teaming up with 28 US Marines to storm some ranch somewhere. #blutoid

USPS dropped off my lost package! Got some Ukraine War drip (Russian field pants and 2 Ukrainian undershirts), an East German hat for next winter, some 80s action hero fingerless gloves, and German Flecktarn parka that was dyed and had extra pockets and deployable high-vis tape sewn in. #blutoid

USPS says 2 packages worth a combined $400 were delivered and signed for. They were not delivered and signed for. I have the guy on camera not dropping them off. I'm really fucking pissed about this. #blutoid

First day at the gym! Spent about 45 minutes there and found out I'm incredibly out of shape. Thankfully it was empty this late so nobody saw how weak I currently am. Planning on going after work every other day so I get my fat ass in shape. Goal is swole by end of July! #blutoid

Saw the Mario Galaxy movie! Absolutely loved it! Way WAY better than the first. It's basically a perfect Mario adaptation. Get past a series of fun obstacles to rescue the princess. Amazing visuals and music with no more stupid pop songs. Only complaint is they shouldn't have spoiled Fox. #blutoid

The best part of ordering with the McApp is you don't have to tell an actual human you want 22 extra promotional sauces. I did get dirty looks at the window though. Both sauces are great, and the blueberry boba McFlurry is fantastic! I also like that the toy clip doubles as a stand. #blutoid

Resident Evil 9 did really well with depicting the weapons and gear. At least according to this guy with the most severe case of Gun Autism I've ever seen. #blutoid

This song makes me want to paint my car red so it goes faster! #blutoid

Beat RE9 and loved it! Gameplay was varied and fun, pacing was great, graphics on PS5 Pro are spectacular, 7.1 mix is superb. Only real complaint is the story didn't work on its own. It felt like it was just setting up future games and you'd be completely lost if you don't know the lore. #blutoid

Went to Arcade Legacy in Cincy! Hung out with a work friend and got trashed at the bar and played some video games and bought some video games for the collection and had some fun! Good way to spend my night! #blutoid

#blutoid #darksiders2

Oh no. Kommando Store is making the jacket that Chris' squad wore in RE8. It's probably going to cost over $400 and I'm still going to buy it. #blutoid

More proof that God has abandoned us. #blutoid

Why the fuck did Disney try to turn Rotta the Hutt into a buff daddy thirst trap? I hate it. I hate it so much. #blutoid

Had to take a break from RE9 due to it being too stressful so I finished GoW Chains of Olympus. By finished I mean got to the final boss and gave up because she spams an unblockable, undodgeable attack and has a fuckton of health. It's not a good game. I recommend skipping it. On to GoS. #blutoid

Went to Arcade Legacy with a coworker, got drunk, had a ton of fun, and bought some cool games. Thought about using RE9 as an excuse not to be social but didn't. Amazon says it's still 4 stops away so that was a good choice. #blutoid

Beat God of War 3! Loved it! Easily the best game in the series. So well paced and it cut out every frustration I had with the previous games. Pure cathartic action gaming bliss! I'm taking a break for RE9 before continuing the GoW marathon with the PSP games and Ascension. #blutoid

Found out I have 2 more weeks added on for my broken arm to heal before I'm cleared for work. Not happy about that. At least I have friends coming over to help keep me from going insane from isolation and boredom. We're going through RE5 coop and they're playing OoT for the first time. #blutoid

Beat God of War 2! Amazing game! Fixes almost everything wrong with the first. But the QTEs are horrible and made me have to replay the final Zues cutscene 8 times. You can't even watch the cool animation because you're focusing on the randomized button prompts. Bad way to end the game. #blutoid

I replayed the original God of War and I don't think I've ever played a game where I had such a frustrating time but it was so obvious the sequel was going to be fucking amazing. They had all the pieces but they didn't quite fit them together correctly. They got really close though. #blutoid