The devil speed him! No man’s pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

Time to shake things up. I'm sleeping with my head on the other side of the bed. Can't stop. Won't stop.

"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I'm supposed to be. C'mon tell me! You make this all go away. You make this all go away. You make this all go away and I'm starting to scare myself. "

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Holy fuck! My landlord just offered to lower my rent by $100 if I don't leave! Unsolicited! Has this ever happened ever?

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My TV's algorithm thinks I have a curved weiner.

I'll stop the world and melt with you.

16 degrees in Texas is just wrong. I had to endure this in Hartford and Chicago but not here! This weather makes Willie Nelson cry.

"You are the dreamer. And the dream."

I've been negligent Blue. Forgive me.

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!

Dudes!

Remind me to soak some beans tonight.

Episode 2 of Skeleton Crew. Let's do this. #SkeletonCrew #StarWars

Still not ready to make nice!

I played my top song 24 times in 2024. Have a listen. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

Y'all. Lenny from Best in Show just responded to my query.

Okay. I've just watched the first episode of Skeleton Crew and S1 Ep5 of The Book of Boba Fett where Mando gets the N1. Both say "Wizard!" Phantom Menace rewatch confirmed. #SkeletonCrew #StarWars #Wizard

In true Gen X tradition our hero in Skeleton Crew is a latchkey kid. #SkeletonCrew #StarWars

Before and after.

These celery, onions, and potatoes aren't going to prep themselves. Are they? I need one of those gadgets from old TV shows.

Let us not forget the awesome job @mjmckean.bsky.social did in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in this post Thanksgiving window. One scene? How many days were you onset?

Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek captain reveals who you want your best self to be.

What do you call a group of Squirts?

Only fitting that Joel show up and deliver Zap Rowsdowwer to us in a Mike heavy Turkey Day Marathon. Deep Hurting and Rock Climbing to you all. Now Trains, Planes, and Automobiles to close out this John Candy Thanksgiving.

Currently watching Beef Tanktop on the @mst3kofficial.bsky.social Turkey Day Marathon. Back to John Candy later.

Moved on to Spaceballs. Gotta love a mog.

Watching Uncle Buck on this John Candy Thanksgiving.

Y'all! I'm getting groceries for Black Friday.

Watching The Great Outdoors on amc and I guess it's going to be a John Candy Thanksgiving themed break for me this year. "Big bear .. big bear chase me."

Don't want to binge all of Daredevil? Well I suggest you watch all of it. But if you tied me down and made me pick? Season 2 is fucking chef's kiss.

Unadulterated loathing... #Wicked

Quote this with who you would be in Star Trek.

Photo shoot!

Everyone is always asking 'Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? " but no one asks 'How in the world is Carmen San Diego? '

Halfway through season 2 of Daredevil and now I want to rewatch Jessica Jones. I forgot all the great actors in this ensemble.

Started watching A Few Good Men about 10 minutes into it. Forgot how entertaining it was. This is called Channel Surfing, kids. It's fun to see what's playing on the radio from time to time. 😉🏄📺🎙️

The Star Trek vibe I bring to the party.

Oh there you are @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social Forgot to add you but don't worry. I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you! #Shakespeare

I'm not really feeling these "lists". Feels more McCarthy than Schindler.

First episode down. I loved it. I've learned that Mariko is the name of this stone cold killa. Nice to see Guyliner from LOST. More tomorrow.

Late to the game but finally going to watch Shogun. The lady from the trailer is already beguiling me with her voice. #Shogun

If you see this, quote a #StarTrek reaction meme.

Does this work? Currently listening to... open.spotify.com/track/4a2uqV...

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I was six when the movie came out. And the toys were awesome!

I can't decide the main reason I don't watch UFC. Is it the blood sport? The toxicity of the fandom? The owner? Right Wing suck ups? And do they have Ring Boys when the women fight?

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