Gotamn if I didn't just cry over the biscuit-making of love.

Psychiatrist messaged me about moving our e-appt to this morning. Told her I was available. She is now 10 minutes late. Ma'am, just re-up my meds and let's get this over with.

[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

On one hand, Sandal is a powerful overlord who commands every room he walks in. On the other hand, Sandal is baby. The multitude of layers, I tell you.

I'm already on the third job. This game is the most effective stress reliever I have ever found.

A few months back, I started watching RuPaul's Drag Race from the beginning for the first time. It's really helped me understand and appreciate drag as an art form and a celebration of femininity. It's also just super fun and awe-inspiring. Here's my new crush Anetra blowing my mind.

I'm going to add this to all my posts forthwith so that people won't dunk quote-post on me.

Hoping the applicants to the scholarship I am responsible for heed this. Generative AI is disadvantageous to you! I'm not sure I can take another application cycle reading the same answer over and over again.

My mother keeps buying me these drops that she knows about from a Facebook MLM. The drops are, of course, snake oil. I am finding it hard to convince her to stop spending so much money on them and that I won't use them. It's frustrating.

The documentary I made with Miss Major 10 years ago is on Vimeo on Demand. If you want to spend some time with her on screen tonight and learn some abolitionist trans history while you're at it, it's free to rent with the code "shinebright" vimeo.com/ondemand/major

@bakerdphd.bsky.social I am stunned and I needed to share this with someone and you were the first person I could think of. Stunned. www.tmz.com/2025/10/10/w...

Fleabag season 3 writes itself

Senior year of high school. Then stopped altogether.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Hereby calling for a national curse jar but instead of having to add money for uttering swear words, one has to add money every time they say "This is not who we are as a country".

My two favorite movies of all time are All the President's Men and Sneakers. That they both starred Robert Redford is not a coincidence. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...

This sucks. It all sucks but this sucks a lot. Ms. Attiah was one of the few journalist who was out there speaking truth to power. We need more Karen Attiahs in the media, not fewer. Legacy media is lost and I don't see how it comes back from the last decade of disservice to their readers.

This is class solidarity. In case you’re at all confused.

Absolutely the fuck not. Has everyone lost their damn minds?

I've been saying for a while that the biggest problem with being the Party of the Aggrieved is that for most of the time, one has to be aggrieved about the stupidest shit. Now I think the biggest problem is the "Boy Who Cried Wolf" effect.

I cannot stress enough to students how using AI in your writing actually hinders you as the writing is muddled and generic. Scoring scholarship applicants this go-round was such a challenge because most everyone sent in almost the same essay. If everyone gets the same score, than no one gets $$.

Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about Rihanna finally releasing a new album.

was just told by a doctor that I need to "limit and reduce stress" in my life but then he refused to put me in a medically induced coma -- pick a side, man

In the immortal words of the Countess de Lesseps, "Money can't buy you class".

Between this, toilets, and light bulbs...I feel like so much of this could have been avoided if someone just sat him down to watch a bunch of How Do They Do It? episodes.

I debated writing this. It can feel tempting, upon encountering yet another instance of this administration’s racism, to let it be. How many ways can you say the same thing over and over again? And yet we have to write it down, if for nothing else, so those who come after us know we were against it.

Mr. Mom

In the most polite way possible - do not become a delivery driver if you cannot read a map.

DC people, please make sure this man never has to pay for his own drink again.

i say this with love: people really gotta let their one-sided online parasocial beefs go

"Gemini, give me tips on how to combat imposter syndrome..."

Somebody better pick Bug up and give him cuddles or so help me....

Josh is legit the best in the game right now. Just an absolutely prolific and gifted comedic writer. Go watch Josh host the Daily Show and then subscribe to his YouTube channel.

Why do edible wrappers always look like someone just discovered how to use WordArt?

A difficulty of being a leftist is that we don't want to take credit for good things happening cuz all of the bad things aren't resolved. What this ends up doing is that people don't know that good things have happened because we don't take credit for those things.... The rightwing has no such pb.

Been tapering one of my anxiety meds because it is causing bad edema in my legs. Need a plan B because tonight I had the worst panic attack (vomiting, chills, difficulty breathing.) This sucks.

Don't just abolish ICE. Ground them into sand, use that sand to make glass, and them smash that glass and feed it to anyone left.

<Bill Ackman has AI summarize FDR speeches for him> <Ackman opens up his phone and types> "June 24, 2025—a date which will live in skibidi."

Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

No matter how much they are trying to rehab his image, I want Jax Taylor off of my screen. He is evil and a menace.

A family member posted a sign at a rally today that called this administration the "Turd Reich" and 10 year old me has been giggling about it off and on ever since.

This military parade could’ve been a Signal chat

it's giving

Not necessarily "celebrity" but I was at a NHL game and suddenly my seat was surrounded by a bunch of guys in suits. Then, the person with the seat next to me arrived and it was Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter. I've also sat behind the Secretary of Veterans Affairs and Michael Ian Black on flights.

Don't forget to squeeze your mops, folks!

The reason we can’t afford social services is because we give the lion’s share of our money to either actual military to beat up on people abroad, or paramilitary forces to beat up on people at home. We should stop doing that.

"Mom! The two megalomaniacal manchildren are fighting."

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Elon Musk has accused Donald Trump of being in the Epstein Files. Here’s the most important follow-up question: was Joe Biden too demented to release this information? Read my book to find out. Jake Tapper tomorrow in the NYT