Today on TMS, that crunch wrap looks terrible. Also, WE ARE ALL CHUCKS! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/gWaK-U_NY58

On TMS, we discuss the huge discusting grandma-shaped lady. Plus, all quiet on the licorice front. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ExwwzCiaTLM

How long are your black vines? Also, we are not talking about THAT Zartan. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/2RpC582VRx4

Always be paying in dong. Also, transporting to a Waffle House says you use drugs. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/f-wN3KG2Tl8

On TMS, we still blame Nook and his idiot sons. Also, there is a TINY gap in our bottoms. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtube.com/scottjohnson

Today on TMS, first come first served…in death! Also, hotdogs are barely pork to begin with. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/KcVJybefd-s

Today on TMS: The call came from INSIDE the colon. Also, want some runnin’ butter? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/TdwA6rzDbBs

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Today on TMS: Philanthropistic is not a word. But Camel Tampering is REAL! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/n8LzLGlvDyU

On today’s TMS: We are starting Operation Baja Blast! Not really. But we are fingering the cookie jar. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ezc5DEjDfX8

Today on TMS: How many cherries are in the black forest? Also, let’s watch The Romulans & The Capulets. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/uhGa6K8RiHc

On today’s TMS, Beaerdy and The Melon! Also, who was pushed by a rose? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/s4vi9YG7-5U

On today’s TMS: How fat is your Albert? Also, that guy had a shovel! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/c_8bQc9jtAo

Today on TMS, where do you get that cow in a can? Also, pops has a brand new tube. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/LT6aB1SaBWA

Today on TMS, using crack to your advantage. Also, ET could have been great at a certain job. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/pXeo9MBZN-c

On today’s TMS, we found popcorn boogers! Also, don’t what-if yourself into a corner. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/Eph1L3472lY

Today on TMS, the odor was coming from INSIDE the house! Also, stay for the lasagna. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/JQwGuEEP5lA

Today on TMS, the odor was coming from INSIDE the house! Also, stay for the lasagna. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/JQwGuEEP5lA

I hate doctor visits.

On tooday’s TMS, There’s AI or Amish and NOTHING ELSE! Also, welcome to the Apple Microbrewery. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/2IFVgSFhq-s

On today’s TMS, you really need to understand your computer holes. Also, HOA PITA! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/h9qNzwtN8CQ

Today on TMS, we went down the Chevy hole. Also, always trust the lady doctors. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ckGo83WRFmA

We’re making a book! Also, there are seven brothers for Seven Kingdoms. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/monday VIDEO: youtu.be/2Jbi3TLNQmw

I guess cats are super into the winter olympics! Also, a whole desert of suck! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/tb9ERTnrdMw

Less bread and more shrimp is the way. Also, lots of phantom groin pain. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/c3xitBrbQSQ

We get real scientific with the cloacal kissing. Also, watch out for incoming sheep sounds! (Visit from Dr Niki, and co-hosting with Travis!) FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/C-uEEEmJmlw

You MUST wear brown slack! Also, do not purchase the hair eating chair. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/z58jYhheNXI

We’ve ALWAYS been stupid. Also, watch for the radioactive pig-boar hybrids. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/qEaaHj9MZh8

These oreos taste funny. Also, you spin me right ‘round Venus. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/nO60Dy5I44Q

Is water a drink? We think it might be. Also, they flashed their Pascal! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/kWqiqoK1lTc

It’s official! The great Liam O’Brien is coming to Nerdtacular this June in SLC! From Critical Role to The Mighty Nein, he’s a legend and a long-time friend. Can’t wait to have him hang with the Frogpants community! Tickets & hotel info: frogpants.com/nerdtacular

There is NO MOPEY! We promise. Also, that is one basic-ass Magneto you got there. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/psUTsaAbc0A

Where is New Belgium? Also, pass that Alcohol Salad over this way. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/43Eyr8i5hdo

Where did my cookies go? Also, I could go for all tall cool glass of TRON water… FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ustaZCaFWXk

Putting all the ELO gravy on the plate as we can. Also, Douglas Adams knew what was up. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/yD3_v2GbZWk

Do you read the Puffington Host? Also, is January a bulge or a divot? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/DayPaDcldMg

Don’t be a meanie and get a beanie. Also, GORDON IS ALIVE??? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/6WJx5gPTtjU

How’s about we get a Nut Sundae! Also, that is TOTALLY a glape on that thing. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/nR-pJXHtIMo

Insufficient Zooming and Fingering, HUMAN! Also, where is Cuba Goodingsnake? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/PWNgz6X_9Fg

Always trust a cat named beef. Also, let's test the show's latency. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtube.com/scottjohnson

NOT everything is content. But this is. Also, Sia, wouldn’t wanna Bia. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/IxvZsUoSQqY

Pretty sure you might be drinking hair gel. Also, we love a hot plate of Favreau beans. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ShmxRr9Pick

Nobody can hear you when you burp in space. Also, wombats are pretty square. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/i-EARjI3JvA

Those Chilli Peppers are the wrong color. Also, weds is for humps. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/xwElzWAsVqw

You want me to MANUALLY enter a credit card number?? Also, to my ready room, Mr. Chipotle. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/r-e8YxYxTHg

Got the wrong rubber glove. Also, just remember those are YOUR Adidas. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/e-jNp1dXXC4

Keeping old oranges and covid tests? Why not! Also, Grandma loves Tekken. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/uJbssirw7OA

How to score better baseball. Also, there are only TWO Matt Johnsons. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/z_Z7xGYtFlM

You really need to mold your butter. Plus, just put the billionaires in the salads. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/hdv7vaqNO_I

I would totally watch Ru Paul’s Drone Race. Also, dress for the temp, people! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/mq78jbbj238