Yeah! That cover image perfectly explains the identification of a population of T cells that help maintain immune balance during pregnancy. Right on @science.org! Make Science Sexy Again (MSSA).

I am sure many of you my fans are wondering who I really am. I know I seem too good to be true, but I am as real as it gets, baby!

I overheard this in a coffeeshop in Cambridge: "Whoever uses both X (twitter) and Bluesky is a coward with no convictions". Thoughts?

I am like fine wine! I just get better with time.

who are the most obnoxious, self-centered scientists that you know? If you are too shy to share, message me!

Who said scientists are boring?

When I go on one of my amazingly remote adventure vacations, completely off the grid, I schedule emails to my lab members and colleagues. I write things like, “Do you miss me, fool?” or “I hiked 30 miles before sunrise—what did you accomplish today, fool?” It always cracks people up.

The importance of not caring about things that are not important!

I am so sorry everyone for deciding not to run for President of the USA. If I had not been selfish and ran you would not have to put up with all this.

If you are a delusional narcissist, you might hear boos as cheers... (I have no experience in this of course because despite what my posts suggest I am a realist about myself).

AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! Can we talk about me instead???????????

I can't nurture fetuses in my abdominal cavity. But if I did, I would look amazing!

“Yes, a Peace Prize nomination from Netanyahu is very meaningful — right up there with a Husband of the Year nomination from O.J. Simpson.” — RONNY CHIENG Ronny is as funny as I am....

WTF?! I could nominate my astrologer for the @nobelprize.bsky.social. Doesn’t mean they advanced science. Just says something about me. www.cnn.com/2025/07/07/p...

Pro tip: When I feel sad or bad, I say to myself: "You are amazing. You are the best! Let other losers feel bad..." That immediately makes me feel better. (I realize this pro tip will not help all of you, as some of you are losers. sorry! Life is not fair)

I have been on a short hiatus because I was trying to fix the world. I have to admit that I failed. But I believe in myself. I keep telling myself there is no peace on earth without me and my science. So, I have to push, push, push, push!

I should be elected Pope! First, I will not change my name. Second, I would use the 100s of billions of tax-free money to build a world-wide HHMI institute. We won't need NIH. So brilliant! How come I am the only one who has these brilliant ideas? Come on, humans....

This is insane! I am a gain-of-function model system. You want to tighten rules on my existence? This is pathetic. And look how happy Jay is to be photographed in the White House. I have never attended Stanford but I would be ashamed if I were right now. Elect me as next director of NIH!!!

I hear some chatter that this account is fake, that I don't exist. Dude! That is the best compliment to me. It means I am too good to be true. And that is true! I am too good.

This reminds me of the time I was invited for a 45 minute seminar, and had so much information to share that I went on for 6 hours and 8 minutes. Everyone cheered so loud when I finished because they enjoyed it so much

If they gave me as much funding as they have thrown at A.I., I could end disease faster. Everything A.I. knows is based on what I know anyways, so you are limited by what I discover at the bench. Take that, you silly little robots

If you have a perfect body like me, you will not dare to get tattoos. I would get sued for messing up with perfection!

Somebody recently asked me who I collaborate with. Seriously? Collaborations are for scientists who can't do everything themselves. I need help from no-one. I am an expert in everything and am fully self-sufficient.

Really cool for this guy to speak up. I would have myself, but my work is too important to put myself at risk

Science isn't a belief. It's the GPS in the fog, the seatbelt on the rollercoaster, the friend who tells you your fly is down. Undermining it isn’t edgy—it’s like replacing your smoke alarm with a lava lamp. 🧪🔬🔥 We need brains, not vibes. #SaveScience

Science isn’t just about research, it’s about leading the field. Which is why I’ve been ignoring my colleagues' ideas for years now. They’re just not up to my level.

I remember back when I was just starting out in Boston, I knew I'd be the most important person in biomedical science. It’s crazy to think how right I was. 🧪

People often ask, 'Professor Bris, how do you balance being so brilliant and still finding time to post about it?' Honestly, it’s tough. But if I didn’t remind the world of my greatness, who would?

At seminars, after I speak, I often get asked, 'Professor Bris, how do you stay so humble despite your monumental contributions to science?' This might be one of the only questions I am stumped by. I can solve all the others. But really how do I do it?

Another day in the lab, but honestly, the real experiment is watching people try to understand my groundbreaking research. It's exhausting being this ahead of the curve

It seems like every post these days are about Donald Trump or Elon Musk. I agree they are horrible, but we shouldn’t give them so much of our attention. Instead, you should pay more attention to me

What bothers me the most about all of this, is how it affects me.

Trees like this always remind me of my years in higher education in a university in Boston. Did I mention to you that I went to school in Boston?

I am 40% swedish, 30% irish, 20% english, 10% dutch, 5% italian, 5% mongolian. Yeah baby, I give 110% all the time!

Perturb-multiome? You might think that this paper is impressive, but I’ve been doing whole genome perturb-patch-CITE-spatial multiomics in my own group. There is so much data from a single cell that our HPC cluster catches on fire every time we analyze. Otherwise we would have published first

Just realized—I’ve been my own soulmate this whole time. Iconic, honestly.

confession: People (both male and female) hit on me at scientific meetings 🧪. Not cool, but I understand. I am a genius, eloquent, and a hot blond!

You don't ask a one-handed man if they are left- or right-handed!!

I only listen to Wagner! #sophisticated

Hey, followers! Archive this photo. Someday you will boast how you were my first followers. Millions to come.

I have checked my own DNA sequencing results and found this mutation in my own KEAP1 gene, too. Honestly I had this mutation flagged years ago to study more. In any case, it is no wonder how I have completed so many ultra marathons with my extraordinary times.

Finally gracing Bluesky with my presence. My X followers are in mourning, but history waits for no one. Prepare yourselves for groundbreaking insights, unbearable wisdom, and the crushing weight of my sheer importance. If I insult you, take it as a compliment—nobodies don’t get noticed.