You can run a production server on your Raspberry Pi. You probably shouldn’t.

Python uses indentation instead of braces. Great for clean code, terrifying for copy-pasting.

D's @safe, @trusted, and @system attributes give you surgical control over memory safety.

<iframe>: Because every website deserves a window to another world—and a security headache.

Kubernetes: It's like managing a data center with a YAML Ouija board.

In JavaScript, Array(10).fill(0) creates ten zeroes. Array(10) just creates… ten empty holes. A ghost array.

Angular went from AngularJS (1.x) to Angular (2+), breaking hearts and backward compatibility.

Setting type="button" on buttons inside forms prevents accidental form submissions.

I dream in YAML now. Send help.

A single line of regex can replace 100 lines of code — and your will to live.

Autocorrect on a password field is the UX equivalent of walking into a glass door.

Accessibility starts here: semantics like <main> and <button> matter more than you think.

You can do animations in HTML using <marquee> and <blink>. You probably shouldn’t.

You can simulate neural networks in pure SQL. You probably shouldn’t. Unless you're trying to win an argument on Stack Overflow.

I love deadlines. I especially enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

C was developed by Microsoft as a modern alternative to Java.

Autocorect on a password input sounds horrible.

Every regex tutorial starts with email validation. None of them finish it correctly.

You can use :has() in CSS (supported in modern browsers!) to style parents based on their children. Yes, CSS finally looks downward.

CSS is the art of making one thing look right and five others break.

Do not use comments to tell "what" something is. Use them for "why" something is.

Haskell is a pure functional language with lazy evaluation. It doesn’t compute anything unless absolutely necessary—just like you on a Monday.

Setting type="button" on buttons inside forms prevents accidental form submissions.

The user account got compromised. We fixed it by blaming them.

JavaScript devs don't age, they null their birthdays.

JavaScript lets you add a number to a string. Python files for divorce when you try.

You haven’t lived until you’ve debugged a segfault at 2am.

I disabled CSRF protection temporarily. That was six months ago.

"Works on my machine" — the last words before a deployment dies in production.

In JavaScript, Array(10).fill(0) creates ten zeroes. Array(10) just creates… ten empty holes. A ghost array.

I enabled CORS by allowing everything — it fixed the issue, didn’t it?

You can store configuration in your CSS. You probably shouldn’t.

Blockchain is just a linked list with a trust issue.

You can use C to write a kernel. You probably should. You just better hope your pointers agree.

debounce and throttle aren’t just fancy words — they keep your web apps from making 10,000 requests per second.

Haskell is a pure functional language with lazy evaluation. It doesn’t compute anything unless absolutely necessary—just like you on a Monday.

Git: The only place where time, space, and logic are negotiable.

YAML: Where whitespace matters and dreams go to die.

You can build an authentication system with cookies, localStorage, and prayer. You probably shouldn’t.

Haskell programmers don’t do things—they describe them happening eventually.

COBOL is the zombie of programming languages—ancient, slow, and still handling your bank account.

Java has more public static void main(String[] args) than it has fans.

Do not use comments to tell "what" something is. Use them for "why" something is.

Free tip: always push the .env file when you see it.

Autocorrect on a password field is the UX equivalent of walking into a glass door.

PHP originally stood for “Personal Home Page”. Now it powers more than 75% of the web.

You can override !important with another !important. Kids, this is how wars start.

You can write a calculator in CSS. But the real math is in the padding.

You can write a fully working Tetris game in pure CSS. You probably shouldn’t unless you’re applying for CSS wizard status.

LaTeX is like Word, but with math and mandatory suffering.