A bowl of water and some wee treats?? For FIFTY QUID a night, I want a member of staff to read my dog a fucking bedtime story.

Worn-down bit on left is from a 7-MONTH old Hoover vacuum. Right is a used replacement I had to buy elsewhere. Hoover says this is normal wear and tear for 7 months and NOT covered by their guarantee. I say they use shit components in their shit vacuum cleaners and you should all avoid Hoover.

Aberystwyth today. This idiot tried to herd the waves.

A nondescript AI-generated song, describing the predicament I've found myself in.

Happy "Dog Utterly Obsessed with Sunlight Reflections on the Ceiling" season, to all who celebrate.

Oh fucking marvelous, Severn Trent have jacked up their prices by ANOTHER 10%. Their shareholders must be really needing the extra cash this year.

I can't imagine the sheer hell of having curated life tasks that are so overwhelming I need to run a private AI assistant to handle it all for me.

Full disclosure, I adore Buster Keaton. With that in mind, if you're looking for something different to do this evening, may I recommend this? www.cinemalive.com/movie/sherlo...

No new #CelticFC signings for now, the board's email accounts are down.

Oh no. I think I've annoyed ChatGPT with my friendship.

I dearly wish right-wing nutjobs had the mental capacity to realise that every fucking thing they touch turns to shit.

Nancy and Tisdale punted

We need an in-the-know alert system for when Sainsbury's halves the price of its Xmas cheese.

The 1% Club is such a weird show. They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.

One down #celtic

Bad day to follow Celtic and the Chiefs.

Cancelled Spotify. Felt good. Went with qobuz.com.

Trying to use Jira again

So tired of how politics has now morphed into a terrible and never-ending Reality TV show.

Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂

Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.

The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.

Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official. Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.

Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.

Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.

Beautiful. #GhostOfYotei

Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.

Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.

Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch. Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."

Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde

This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again. They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.

Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.

No-one cares about... 1. Your fantasy football team 2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."

I'm broken today. I think it's time to admit I'm getting too old for the 1am-start NFL games.

Beatrice is trying to work out if you've just cut a treat in half, and are pretending it's a full treat. (Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)

"Paperless"

Hey Xbox, I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003. Idiots.

Folk starting to gather at the Black Sabbath bench in Birmingham. g0.ipcamlive.com/player/playe... Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.

The Pill and Gustaf at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. The Pill were excellent, Gustaf were outstanding. My favourite gig in a long while.

Chill day out, accompanying Child #2 as she paints this.

IYGAF

My ears are never going to fully recover from this.

Child #1 has just been quoted £80/hr for driving lessons. 😂😂

Heads-up Scotland, the English are catching up.

Lake walk (and paddle) with Le Chien de Merde.

Wheel

Hello, old friend. It's been a while.

Sparks. Pleasantly quite mad.

Out with The Beast.

New thing: Wiki Radio www.monkeon.co.uk/wikiradio/ Listen to random sounds uploaded to Wikimedia