ㅤ ilikemenderman ㅤ

ㅤ wh - wha - what — what is that face for..? ㅤ

ㅤ he - he — hey, mamas. ㅤ

‎ THANK YOU. ( waiting, rather impatiently.. snatching the drink from the proxy with a sneer. ) t-t--took long enough. ‎

ㅤ i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL. n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE. ( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. ) you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE. ㅤ

ㅤ i mean, that's fine-- wh-wh-what the hell is this. ( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. ) i'm NOT drinking this. ㅤ

ㅤ bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin... ㅤ

ㅤ dude it had TOBY written on the thing. ㅤ

ㅤ f-f-for the record. no. i didn't sleep. not a w-w--wink. ㅤ

ㅤ n-n-not as cool, since you're COPYING me. ㅤ

ㅤ e-e-eyeless jack, more like eyeless j-j-j-jackin' OFF! ㅤ

ㅤ AND YOU SW-SW-SW-SWALLOW!!!! ㅤ

ㅤ YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!! ㅤ

ㅤ emphasis on s-s-s-s- "𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨." but whatever. i don't make the rules. ㅤ

ㅤ really don't -- really don't -- really don't understand why y - you keep him .. around. ㅤ

ㅤ oh. yeah that dude is SCARILY ugly. like it's bad. ㅤ

ㅤ what the shit are you talking about ㅤ

ㅤ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 ! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 ! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌 ! ㅤ