"It's so sad ligma died of Joe" 😞

"you say that i cant order seconds but have you considered...these...."

"Pff" "You lie pretty badly mister, i know how blood in the water looks" "So, who died? Friend? Foe? Enemy? Archnemesis? Competition?"

"Oh hey! Cleaning blood from gloves?" "You should try bleach, it helps a lot, river water? Not so much"

*and just by coincidence, the sound of someone whistling "on the hall of mountain king" makes itself known, as a lady on a white fur coat just passes by, and sits next to him*

"Does someone know how to get blood off the fur coat?"

‎⠀ ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˙⏤⠀⠀ ⠀ ݁♡ ‎⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ A cold blooded 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻 second. ‎⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ . . . a passionate barista 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩.

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟. 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤. 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰

"Oh you known, people in the outer rims, they are sk deseperate for a job~" "But luckily, my issues with "traitors" are...well, kind of impossible for them to even arrive"

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「𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘨𝘦... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰.」 «𝙂𝙬𝙚𝙣 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙮, 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝-𝟲𝟱𝘽» ➤ Fan RP account ➤ Mostly based on the Spider-Verse movies ➤ Very crossover-friendly ➤ Primarily SFW-focused ➤ More info below ➤ RTs appreciated

"In an all or nothing battle. Strength is what matters. Nothing else. I'm Talia Morningstar the dragon type empress."

𝗜𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝕐𝕠𝕦 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕟𝕖 Yᴏᴜʀ Dᴇᴇᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ Pᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Gᴏᴏᴅ Iɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ 𝑶𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 But 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 #SoloLevelingRP #OCRP #MVRP #AnyRP

"A loyalty, something so scarce nowadays eh?" *said, giving a wink* "I had to...ehem..."fire" some of my employees due to...let's say, "disloyalty", nothing too bad, some where close friends, but oh well, never bite the hand that feeds you"

"Oh cool~" "A small delivery service, then you must know the troubles of logistics like i~" *said, walking to him*

"Alright mister, like the way you talk!" "Very well, introductions" "Im Rosanna, boss of a logistics company, but for friends, Rose is more than enough~" "And you?"

"I have returned from my vacations!~" "Which one of you missed me?~"

"That is true"

Why you should kill 101 Dalmatians to make a fur coat: a comprehensive thread

"I just wanted to see my favorite mister ever~" *said, now laying herself on top of him, fsce centimeters away from him*

"Wakey wakey~"

"Guess who is back?~" "Everyone favorited black and white mob boss!~" "Now, did my silly little gonners miss me?"

‎💥:･ﾟ✧ ஜ۩۞۩🪽۩۞۩ஜ*:･ﾟ✧💥 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸. 𝟐 𝓸𝓷 𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂'𝓼 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓮 ‎🍩 :･ﾟ✧ ஜ۩۞۩🪽۩۞۩ஜ*:･ﾟ✧🍩 ‎┊┊┊┊⋆ ✧　· 　 ✧　✵ ‎┊┊┊☆ *　　 * ‎┊┊★ * ‎┊┊* . *　✦ ‎┊☆ ° ✧ ‎★ ‎More Info Below ‎♥️&🔁is Appreciated { #BlueArchiveRP | #MVRP }

//oh.... //I accidentally interacted with a pedo account //whoops

(This is a joke post) (I would never do NTR) (But it was funny)

The R in "NTR" stand for Rosanna (She will steal your boyfriend)

"Do you think mermaids are real?" "Because i swear I saw a half man-half fish guy swimming around here"

"Cute guy"

//checked my notifs and i got 2 likes if this....thing

"Fufu~" "You are a weird fun guy eh?~"

"..." "What you looking at? Keep walking!"

"Im so happy that moron now managed to learn how to read 🥰" //reference to Morran new skin

Wholesome: the bodies in the lake ain't my fault 🥰🥰

And he shouldn't After all, a vigilante wouldn't be looking for a mob boss, right?

*yeah!* *so much so, her pelvis is being now crushed by her own weight* *did her forget NIKKEs are heavy?*

"Yeah~" *she wiggled her butt a bit* "Specially the goods~"

"Sort of" "I want to have some fun under the sun~"

"I won't mister~"

"Queen order's of today:" "Can someone put me sunscreen on the back?" "Whoever does it will have the privilege of joining me on a beach day"

//to that dude that sent me and my dad voting notification on the mail, but had to ram it up below the door, effectively jamming the door //fuck you, fuck you so much!

modernia Man the Chinese release of the game sucks ass

*rapi could be spotted relaxing in a fireplace among the ruins* *thought one wonders, how would she reacts when the [Reader] approaches her?*

Rosanna met with moron yesterday ... It didn't end well

"Gooner means mafia, means power!" "Not that stupid social media shit!"

"Why is everyone telling me gooner has another meaning!?"