WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TAKING A GUMMY AND ALL TIME LOW WALKED RIGHT PAST ME FUCK

Running back into the house to get my bracelets and rings because how will the people at warped tour know I’m a punk without them?!

It’s kind of cute that warped tour gave us reminders throughout the day to eat, drink, and put on sunscreen

Right on cue

Warped Tour Day 1 let’s fucking go

Can’t help but think that episode of Hannah Montana where Miley has to write another song for her album because “Taylor Swift added a bonus track giving her 13 songs” is relevant to TLOASG

Just saw Now You See Me Now You Don’t almost positive it’s about the De Grisogono’s. Boston Consulting Group has this controversy on their wikipedia page about being paid by offshore accounts and who worked at BCG when he lived in the US? Bibi Netanyahu.

I’ve officially lost whamageddon this year 😪 it’s not even December

Get this man a catalogue

Me stalking my boyfriends location to see if he’s going to buy me a coffee as a little treat like 👁️👄👁️

Hard Rock will turn your room key into a guitar pick this one felt very “I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you”

The eagles jersey and champagne on Kingda Ka’s last day is actually insane but still not as insane as the Amazing Grace bagpipe farewell 💀

Just pointing out that juggling IS a motif for some reason

The autismlor at the end of the trailer was chefs kiss watching her brain work through a mashup is insane she’s a mad genius

Ahhhh I missed the trailer and now the whole timeline is zoomin

Damn watching Grey Gardens for the first time and… (it’s the story of Jackie Kennedy’s aunt and cousin Edith and Edith)

If you ever go to Epic Universe? Sleep in and go in the afternoon or take a break midday, a lot of the families with younger kids get tired and leave by 7-8

You’re telling me the back of his jacket said Cowboy Joe last night?

Today is the day I will actually connect my power up band to Mario kart correctly Team Daisy 🌼

Today is the day I will actually connect my power up band to Mario kart correctly Team Daisy 🌼

My life is getting more and more New Girl every day today my roommate walked in my room and asked, “Hey Taylor, do you have any of that good, girl lotion?”

I had a dream Cara Delevingne gave me a pocket watch and said turn this on at dawn tomorrow

Have y’all seen that girl on TikTok that’s like in complete psychosis thinking Hailey and Justin Bieber are stalking her and Britney Spears talks to her specifically through her Instagram posts and Justin makes fun of her in his songs?

I get he’s joking I really do. But like he’s actually right though.. I told my partner a few weeks ago I can see Mystical Magical being a certified classic m just because it’s such a different lyric it just sticks in your mind.

Bitch what the fuck

Seeing the northern lights as far south as New Mexico/Alabama on 11/11 feels magic

I miss the time without mobile ordering. You go into a place and are competing for the employees attention with the machine that spits out orders… like at least hire an extra person or two for mobile orders versus in person orders.

So if Sabrina cries downward so she doesn’t ruin her make up the tears would run down her thighs because she’d be crying directly onto them 🥲 youtube.com/shorts/bX5tZ...

Jordin Sparks performing at Cedar Point in 2016 on Lebron’s Family Foundation day and then performing last night at Disney was a bookend imo

POV: me an elder GenZ pretending I fit in with younger GenZ youtube.com/shorts/mD72F...

Got the job and the woman doing my on boarding was in a Taylor Swift cardigan so great start already🙂‍↕️

Coincidence that Kingda Ka at Six Flags Great Adventure’s last operating day was a year ago today on Reputation’s birthday and on its last day everyone in the coaster community was sharing “long live the king”? 🤪

I feel like we could tell if this photo is staged or not if we knew how much his sneakers were

Got a new found kick for an old childhood hobby and now I’m getting an early jump start on friendship bracelets for Taylor’s next tour whenever that may be 😌

Caleb Hearon on closet cases in Hollywood

Finger Eleven has entered the chat, they haven’t released an album in 10 freaking years 😵‍💫

My partner worked late last night and all I remember saying to him when he got home was “there’s spaghetti in the fridge” and “I’m sorry I’m so asleep” 😂😴😴

Just found out people are using this emoji 🤏🏼🤏🏼 as little finger tap claps… my coworkers and I used that as our universal sign for “LOL something dumb happened but the person it involved is still around and I’ll tell you about it later” because it’s like quickly making an LOLOLOLOL with your fingers 😂

Every year I’m reminded of my Alani Nu addiction that caused me to get fibrotic cysts in my breast tissue so friendly reminder to not drink this bullshit or anything else with 200 mgs of caffeine *cough* Celsius (both owned by the same company) and check your breasts regularly even if you’re a male🙂‍↕️

Would it be progressive or not progressive to start telling men to “get back in the shed and make me a lamp/table/chairs/shelf/etc.”?

I want to watch the new IT: Welcome to Derry series for the one Cedar Point reference but I hate scary shows 😪

All I said was, “if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s probably a duck,” on a post about Sydney Sweeney and you’d think I had shot all the ugliest white men that have ever been on Facebook, Jesus Christ.

I forgot that Where The Crawdads Sing makes me cry😪

Marilyn homage?

I think The Basement Yard talking about vaginas at length in a funny but non-derogatory non-sexual way was important

I didn’t know that my Uncles quit their band 26 years in because they didn’t want to have to be promoters 🥲 in POLKA music mind you. The corruption runs deep, deep.

However the first word he learns is bread 🥖🤪

Sorry y’all I just can’t this year