Current mood: Lying in someone's arms whilst only wearing a loose nightie and he's only wearing boxers. An arm around my waist. There's a sleepy lull while I languidly trail my fingertips over the tattoos on his arm. Comfortable intimacy, no rush, cosy tranquility and peace

*ordered Chinese takeout on @aggravatingread.bsky.social card* Very happy, very full, very sleepy

Does this have your approval?

Am still thinking we should give the footy world cup to the Brits cuz at least they take their football serious 🤷🏻‍♀️ Alternatively, I could deal with Mexico being the main organiser. But the Yanks? They're not doing all that to prove themselves trustworthy at the moment

Even i wear the human suit from time to time

@noodlescripts.bsky.social HAPPY BIRFDAY FREN! I hope you will eat many yummy snacks today!

Whenever two of my favourite dart players play against one another it becomes a bittersweet thing for me. One one hand I get to be happy for whoever wins but I am at the same time equally sad for the player who lost. Idk I just hope they're ok and not being too hard on themselves

ℹ️: this user's brain keeps going brrrrrrr at man arms with covered tattoos

"You promised us liberation!" "We did. We slayed the Fallen God and outlawed discrimination against you." "You think people's minds will change from centuries of hatred just because you changed the law?" "Well what else can we do?" "Appoint one of us in your staff?" "You do not fit my requirements."

Some tit in the crowd kept disturbing Price and Bunting to the point they both put down the darts and refused to play until that person was ejected. As security escorted them out (by having them walk all the way past an infuriated audience) the crowd kept chanting: "WANKER, WANKER, WANKER" together

Now the city was known as Howlington, but in the Old Tongue it was called Conall, named after the first mythological Lycan who had saved a cub from starvation & was gifted the ability to shift into a wolf himself by the moon spirit. Of course, the Fallen God had deemed shifting as sinful and sick

waking up to the angry English this morning like

Things I like in video games: When the foreshadowing is done with a theme. Like nothing bad has happened yet but maybe the characters are.mentioning the incident or smth vague is mentioned and the Dark theme suddenly starts playing and you go "oh, sh*t. Well smth is bound to hapen"

Got a headache so fierce in class I could barely focus on anything. Ofc we were then put in groups and I just sat there like an absolute muppet not able to contribute anything except mumbling a bit. Great. Superb. I am so proud of myself. Surely this will get ppl to like me! /s

"Surprisingly there hadn't been a fade to black after the hero slayed the Fallen God. Despite the lingering expectation that the story would now reach its end, the sun possessed the audacity to rise to a new day. As such, a single question remained: "Well, damn. What now?" How's that as an opener?

I haven't forgotten the late Senator John McCain, who although he was a Republican, still stands to me as a symbol of integrity and decency. Not only did he defend Barack Obama against ppl but his vote against cutting back healthcare really proves that he did what he thinks was right. I respect that

Go outside they said, it is good for your health, they said.

Idk if I'd treat everyone either respect because I think that's smth that should be earned. I like to treat ppl with civility and humanity. See them as individuals who have the ability to suffer and as such I shouldn't add to the sufferings they may already be experiencing by being cruel to them.

WOODHOUSE WINS MAIDEN TITLE 🏆🤩 Luke Woodhouse is finally a PDC ranking title winner! 👏 Woody defeats Andrew Gilding 8-4 in the Leicester final with a brilliant 102+ average 🔥 You could see exactly how much that moment meant 🙌

My birthday wish for today was that dart player Luke Woodhouse should win today's tournament and pick up his first title because he's been playing so well lately, I just wanted for him to finally get that reward and he did!! Woody won! I am mega chuffed, this is the best birthday present :D

Maybe that's why I feel like crap today haha

One of my Internet guilty-pleasures tends to be ppl doing their hair I noticed a difference between 🇬🇧 and 🇺🇸 messing up their hair. The US ladies often tend to be confident thinking they'll do ok, meanwhile the UK ladies have no clue are like "life's gone to sh*t, might as well f*ck up my hair."

Woke this woke that I just want animals including ppl and the planet to be ok

Hi. I’m Professor Uni :3

Don't you ever get tired that so many aspects of womanhood have to fit these curated neat categories? Clean girl, balletcore, pilates girlie what have you. Idk I think ppl are much more like eclectic mosaics combining a variety of traits and interests into one whole person. Stepping out is important

Today's highlights: 130; 156 and 125 🙈

156, all three in a treble. 🥹 After a long road of 26s and 41s

What a beautiful place we call home :)

How does my perfect Friday night look like? Well...

YO WHAT HOLY MACKAREL DID I SCORE 140

Talkin' 'bout them murican accents in linguistics today. What kinda accent do my US moots have?

Despite what people thought Troll cities and buildings were actually quite beautiful. Traditionally craftsmen by trade many Trolls knew how to work the mountain rock into all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, Troll Magic worked excellently on gems stones. As such crystal gardens were quite common

I knew he could do it!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Not bad, not bad

Arthur peered outside. Sage, Garrett and Daisy were out in the sandpit. Sage crouched next to the little girl who was wearing gauntlets. "So, what will that be when it's done?" He shouted. They looked up. "She kept nicking ours, Chief. So we got her kid gloves. They can only make little sparks!"

Happy father's day nerds! Let their Grills always sizzle, their dad jokes land and their hugs be slightly awkward :D

Queen's Park was haunted. Groups of ladies in with elaborate hats strolled about. Gentlemen played cards by the lake's banks. Little children played with the ducks. They were harmless, the Knights assured. They only give bad advice. "Poison the fucker" is not appropriate for solving marital disputes

Idk recently I have been realising that a lot of times when I got snappy with my mum as a teenager and young adult it was rude and uncalled for. Now I often eat my own words (and actions) and regularly apologise for back then. In fact I'm going apologise today when I get home. Face to face ofc.

Arthur and Daisy watched fascinated as Lady Nox expertly circled her wine glass. She took a ladylike sniff and a sip. "Ah, a fine 0 negative from dare I say, Arthur... 14 days ago? Filled at night under a full moon. Mild sweetness. What a classy choice for someone who's not involved in drinking."

"What'cha doing, pipsqueak?" Sage crouched to be on her height. She had been knitting away whilst conjuring at the same time. She looked up. "I'm making a quilt for you." Sage smiled. "For me? What's wrong with my current one?" "Nothing, but this one has a blessing, so you won't get insomnia."

The enchanted forests of Finland-based artist Ulla Thynell

Super chuffed! He's such a great player, he deserves that victory 🥳

"Arthur, if you're a nob, does that mean I am too?" He chuckled looking at his daughter who in turn peered up to him with her big green eyes. "Would you like to be? You could live in a big castle." She frowned, deep in thought. "Can Sage come too? And Garrett, please? Oh, and Mrs Bumbleby too!"

He's been away from darts for years, pops back in this year and plays better than ever. 👑

Added one of Tennyson's poems to my wee collection ^-^

I offer hugs to all my British moots

Arthur put his pen down glancing at the trainee from the Pollix Guard. The boy looked quite pleased with himself. "Bloody hell", he finally said, hoping his daughter wasn't nearby. "Had I known that you wanted to lick my boots so badly, lad, I wouldn't have bothered cleaning them this morning."

How armadillos gather foliage for their nests

Your vote is precious. Today millions of people across Wales, Scotland and England are voting in the hope that their choice will improve their lives. I hope it will. Politicians are asking for your vote; it grants power and removes it. Use it and remind them never to take you for granted.