I can never get enough of how amazing science and human ingenuity are. From medical advancements to being able to date Archaeological findings through analysing carbon. It's all so amazing. Wish governments would throw so much more money at science rather than warfare and military

To say that Polish darts twitter was overjoyed at this victory was a mad understatement 🤭 And they're right! Ratajski is one of the best and most humble players out there!

I am officially "excited at the thought of taking a nice shower, putting on clean jammies and then reading a good book until bed" years old

Kinda vague there, my dude. This could fit like half the world's politicians at the moment

Conservative governments screw ppl over with severe budget cuts to important institutions and infrastructure, only to blame the desolate state the country on migrants 10 to 20 years later.

England won the game and Norway won our hearts 💕

Arthur leaned back in the armchair, while Daisy happily suckled on her bottle. Her tiny hand gripped his finger with surprising strength. It was then that the Captain of the Knight's guild felt a deep sense of peace. The baby looked up at him smiling, milk dripping from the corners of her mouth.

i hate how socials are overloaded with ai slop and i miss the artists who make cute fan art and memes of things and the ppl with poorly made yet hilarious photoshop memes

Mfw my faves aren't doing well this darts tournament. I know they can't win everything and congrats to their opponents who deservedly won. I'm just salty. (Oh btw someone had a "lost a game? Call trump" sign in the crowd... poor us folks aren't gonna live this down huh?)

I feel guilty when I eat like three ice lollies in one day how are ppl able to drink those sugary drinks at Starbucks or like from crumbl, idk idk

Yeah, yeah... I'm up

Me being escorted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet after getting my money's worth.

someone get his majesty on the phone with infantino

i am awake, it's hungy o'clock, feed me!

hullo, i'm ly and i like beefcakes (Found on pinterest)

Woke this, woke that. I want ppl to have a roof over their head and enough food in their fridge while also believing that individuals should not hold as much power as entire governments

For some reason that made me cackle. Roald Dahl's sass is almost as good as Terry Pratchett's

Shah, she's channelling a big ol spirit!

I'm gonna mail myself to Greenland. I can't stand another heatwave with temps over 30 🥹

Have no hate for Balogun himself. Mans wanted to play for 🇺🇸 and do his job, I understand that. What I do hate is the audacity the billionaire class takes to just make quick phone call over to your old buddy Infantino to just quickly change the rules. That special treatment cuz of money sucks

yo, what's Brazilian miku doing in the new FE trailer

I also still believe that the US has many positive aspects: A variety of different and unique cuisines prepped by the most passionate chefs, some breathtaking landscapes and sights that I would love to see, a lot of amazing ppl, some who even became my friends :D

i may not be British, but I am voting for count binface with my heart 💞

A great moment for darts in Germany 💪🇩🇪

Woke up after a night with nightmares to a body that decided to put the pain dial up 😵‍💫

Reasons I prefer actual books: this doesn't happen on paper

I maintain belief in the good things the footy wc has brought about. We have had so many ppl of different countries coming together to form new friendships, cause mischief and enjoy good games. So many of us have made friends with the American ppl. No shitty, corrupt president can take that away

Watching the PC with the experts 🐮🐏

He was feeling so low early this year he had put up his CV on job sites thinking he'd have to return to his old job and that his career was over. That's why I am so proud of him securing victory at the PC yesterday 🙌 Not only that but he also secured his debut for the Matchplay. Class Cammy 💪

Call in the bards and the skalds. We require to be regaled by stories and song and we shall carouse the likes of the Elves of Tir na Nog have not even witnessed yet

He looks just the same as usual to me~

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

David Sharp vs Tom Sykes just made me gasp. Sharp's just about to net his victory, he only needs to hit the bull's eye to win 6:2 and he HITS THE BULL'S EYE BUT THE DART BOUNCES OUT THE BOARD. 🙊 (Bounce outs do not count to scoring.)

Breaking news: English economy ded. Everybody home asleep. Stocks tanking faster than Liz truss' pm-ship

Personally I don't think the American ppl are to blame (except the ones who support the mouldy orange man), but man I just think the US team deserves better cuz even if they win that victory will be overshadowed by the shockingly obvious display of corruption.

Angus has been thoroughly annoyed with England winning and has been cranky with the others. Steve is trying to cheer him up by showing him haaland memes.

If the US team was that good then they wouldn't have required Trump calling Fifa to overturn Balogun's ban. England still won with one man down, does Quansah get a pass now too for the next game? Or is it only the US team that needs special treatment?

English and Norwegian ppl coming into work today:

Leave it to the orange man to mess up the fun and fair play at the footy 😒

England fans watching that drama of a game at the buttcrack of dawn like:

Steve is very safety conscious, hence wearing his seatbelt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND @drcamn.bsky.social! He's amazing! He's smart! I am so glad he is my friend!

i must admit i have lost my own spark for a bit because a lot of small things kept adding up and that really stressed me and I also needed the time to be sad. I am a lil better tho, so expect some more of the silly goose mischief

Ppl go on abt Haaland being a 6'4 tall viking & how players must be scared shitless when he charges at them. Given that ppl were really short in the viking age it's my firm belief that actual vikings too would have been terrified if they saw him sprinting towards them & believed ragnarok was close

Matrona: Old Tongue word meaning Great Mother; also refers to the belief that the land [Dragora] has a spirit, a loving soul that gave birth to nature, humans & other animals. In turn Matrona's children must take care of the land. Other religions would refer to it as the Island Goddess/Island spirit

I just really like beefcakes

*getting the ibuprofens* this is not your average, everyday tummy ow. This is... *dramatic zoom in* advanced tummy ow

I don't much care for the footy but I am living for tartan army shenanigans involving cones and haaland memes. These have been delightful times

First a ridiculous migraine on Thursday and now a ridiculous tummy ache .w. if this body could please calm down. There is only so much I can handle

Ppl are not their government or it's policies and there are many of you muricans who have brightened my lives and I'm sure you do the same for others. Please be kind to yourself and others, to animals and nature. Keep that spark in your heart alive 💞 Ily!