used the wrong size buzzer on my mustache and now I look crazy

the gloom patrol is doing a 5-week, mid-tier season btw short seasons are good for people who wanna try out pokémon draft league without dedicating to a full-length season too 🙂 discord.gg/t9pTgh2Va

i literally hate winter so much. the temperature should NEVER be below 60°. if florida wasn’t so evil i’d consider moving back just so my hands would never go numb again

every time I use my space heater I get really worried that it’s gonna start shooting out fire at me flamethrower-style

saw a car with a bunch of ska bumper stickers while listening to ska myself open.spotify.com/track/09vu3n...

and if i said darlene mitchell had the best look this week? then what???

new year, new weekly music post that i’ll forget half the time

got inspired to finally start on a playlist i've been thinking about for a while after listening to this on the way home. thinking about how this would be an INCREDIBLE karaoke song. also thinking about how unpleasant I would be to karaoke with, for several reasons open.spotify.com/track/4yY8Jq...

WHO is bankrolling all these colleen hoover movies??? EVERY time I go to the movies I am accosted by these doo doo ass trailers!!!!!!!!!!!!

been dropping hints to my friends that I want to see send help in theaters and nobody’s biting…what if I just go by myself 👀

The GTS when you tried to input Cofagrigus

my roomies were playing pokémon mystery dungeon and one of them said [skyler white voice] “do NOT bubble beam my husband” and now I can’t stop saying it to myself

TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED ME TO BE open.spotify.com/track/0Z5pBj...

accidentally let my pending letterboxd reviews stack up

the polite sitters

3 things about this show: 1) I missed full of hell because I was on the phone with a friend staving off a panic attack 2) I got shoved really hard during letlive. and my glasses went flying through the air. I caught them thankfully but after that I went out and got contacts lol 3) every band tore!!!

Uh oh swagtime

revisiting this playlist I made several years back without realizing it kind of echoes what I talked about in therapy today lol open.spotify.com/playlist/6b0...

winter’s gotten under everyone’s skin again now i’m seeing zombie versions of my friends open.spotify.com/track/1Ben8u...

Prosecute ICE is the compromise position, prosecute any politician who is not actively assisting with prosecuting ICE as a coconspirator is the goal.

watching vintage yaoi with jeffrey

I think we, as a society, need to do something about the rise in popularity of crinkle fries at restaurants. this needs to be stopped before it’s too late

gm 🙂 open.spotify.com/track/3krrOD...

these sleep issues are literally going to kill me

another day another movie-themed draft league team...

I played this at magfest and it was sick as hell!!! check it out!

Happy $2.27 January 17, 2006 to all who celebrate open.spotify.com/track/7kLpV0...

posting this way late in the month AND i'm super behind on the actual reviews, but here's my list for dmv homiezzz bingu #13 letterboxd.com/penguingenga...

self-care is not clicking on a low-rated letterboxd review of a movie i really liked 🙏

watched wake up dead man last night…I wish there were an app where I could talk about jeremy renner’s performance

caved and bought a ticket to arm's length + daoboys even though I spent all of magfest making irresponsible financial decisions

another absolute banger

this panel was a blast!!!

good mourning everybody open.spotify.com/track/4VxKVg...

realizing i have to go to the cardiologist in the morning and work after instead of playing bishibashi

I guess all it took was dressing up like waluigi to get myself to play the trombone for the first time in yeeeears

let’s fucking goooooooo

is it really magfest if my mood doesn’t randomly drop out of nowhere?

just saw someone cosplaying “fabio getting hit in the face by a goose at king’s dominion,” which is virginiacore at its finest

MAGFEST WEEKING BABY!!

okay oomfies i’m at magfest

hoping i can Stop Having Chest Pains and Thinking Everyone I Know Hates Me For Being Evil before the four-day-long "run around doing stuff with your friends" event

just a little psa about where these penguin gifs come from:

not to be dramatic but every single customer should be killed

driving past the gaylord on my commute and thinking about how i’ll be there instead of at work on thursday and friday

ever since this idea occurred to me a few days ago it has haunted me. My restless dreams are plagued by images of Boobers. My visions are clouded with the haunting visage of Boobers. It mocks me. It sickens me. And yet no matter where I go I can not escape the piercing stare of Boobers.

feeling pretty overwhelmed

keep oscillating between “okay my silly in-progress mullet looks kinda fierce” and “i look like a dead rat.” i think it’s just an issue of not knowing how to style my hair ever and also having bad hair naturally. i will revisit this inner debate in the morning

oh shit…less than a week til magfest

flopped all 4 battles in one week + had the following week off in the one league I had left. now I don’t know how to build pokémon teams anymore