When I was small(er), I spilled so much that my parents nicknamed me "Spiller Diller".

I really fuck up by not being on this socials on Sundays, huh? Ya'll are busy, and I'm late to the information!

The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.

Shaving my whole body for the Stardew Valley symphony. Just in case 😜

Chat, it’s best friend day AND the Stardew Valley concert tonight! We’re goin’ big!

Every Halloween I try to find a costume that I can repurpose in some way. I'm going to be tiny Michael Myers this year (5'1"). Guess who is going to be in that blue utility jumpsuit all winter long...

Look at this fuck boy 🖕

My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.

Nonesense - Sabrina Carpenter yes, and? - Ariana Grande Kill For Love - Lady Gaga Hot Stuff - Donna Summer Bed Chem - Sabrina Carpenter Pop girlies have gotten me through this year.

Blessed and/or haunted in this home.

What the fuck is a Labubu?

The construction workers that have been at my job for MONTHS got their butts out all crazy. And the butts is almost always dirty (i be lookin’). Literal dirt butts over here.

"See you in my dreams!" - but in a threatening way.

Assembled this big couch myself! The couch assembly itself was easy-the breaking down if the boxes almost killed me 🥵

Woke up with the a stomach ache so fierce that it had me sweating. I’m trying to blame anything else other than the hot dog I ate at 10 pm last night.

Is asking a friend to help assemble furniture better or worse than asking them to help you paint? @halfmoonjoe.com

Switched around the bedroom furniture and set up the projector.

Edible glitter? Yeah, I don’t think so.

My parents were in town over the weekend. My mom had 4,367 unread emails.

Walter thinks I have a sweet wagon. Did I just fall in love?

damn.

The SD card in my Miyoo corrupted. I lost thousands of roms because I never backed up the card (wow). However, I used the opportunity to alter a Hello Kitty theme to my liking.

I love for my bedroom to smell like w expensive shoe.

Remember when K*ty P*rry was in space for 11 minutes and kissed the ground when she got back to Earth?

My officemate listens to her sermons on her headphones ALL day and every few minutes says “jeeeeesus” and “yes lord.”.. A couple minutes ago she was praying out loud and crying. I know I should probably ask it she’s okay… but I’m also really creeped out by all of it.

3 bags of garbage, 2 bags of donate-able clothes. 6 loads of laundry. Getting the stink of a man out of MY bedroom.. (no offense to the man in question, or men in general..) one room at a time.

Got a surprise (very) early birthday present from my mom and dad. She’e beatiful.

Made myself a nice little breakfast with some homemade bread from last night. Good start to some long needed post major depressive episode cleaning day.

I don’t want to know how many times I have listened to Abracadabra since it’s come out, but damn is it a fuckin’ banger every.single.time.

That’s the first time Tito has ever head butted Randi.. I think it went well.

WHY AM I GETTING HBO MAX ADS WHEN I’M ALREADY WATCHING HBO MAX???!?!!!

My last resort in begging my friends to watch wrestling with me: “but look at the AEW Men’s Champion”

It's the owner of the company's 95th birthday. A telemarketer just called him and asked how he was and he said "Do you care?"

Had a cute little meltdown over the weight of the world in general. Made some fries and put on The Simpsons now I’m just fine. You know… like what people do for babies.

I was excited to have new stackable containers for my toiletries, but i left them in my car when it was too hot and they warped and now the lids dont fit ☹️

I thought a new pajama set could fix me- and I wasn’t entirely wrong.

This coloring book is my personality.

Fully log-dog shittin’ out while a coworker (who I don’t interact with often) stands at the mirror shaving her mustache and telling me about her dog going on heart medicine.

I made this little apple pies and am very proud

Getting to enjoy the stream how I’ve always wanted to.

If I could just ask everyone to listen to Hot Stuff by Donna Summers right now… enjoy the vibe and do what you can

Labubu? More like Lapoopoo. (DEFINITELY original content.)

Should I leave this up in all the new cars at the dealership for free advertising ?

I went to our local ice cream hut and had a minor-ly involved order, but was very apologetic about it. When my order was ready they called out each intricacy out loud. I’ve never appreciated a public teasing more.

It’s already 80 degrees at 4am. Yeaaa.. as someone who works outside for their full time job-there will be no full time job for me today 🏖️. See ya’ll in chat!

A friend hosted a super cute wine, brunch, paint Sunday!!Every single one of us said that we weren’t good at painting and every single one of us made such a cute little painting. It was a lovely day today.

Chat, I woke up in the middle of the night with New Queen Bee stuck in my head…

I promised myself id spend more time on my patio than last summer. So far so good 👌

The jump scare I got when I switched screens at 6:30 this morning.