It’s time for another #Q&A ! Please ask me questions. I love answering my fans thoughts! #fnaf

I hate my fanbase because I just want to look at cool art from my fans and it’s all porn it’s all porn all of it is all just Freddy fucking Bonnie or it’s vanny with her gooch out I hate my fans so much sometimes why can’t you guys be normal instead of making the cupcake a dildo

Well. We’ve reached a very special follower amount. Once again, another Q&A. #fnaf

Back again, another Q&A. Might make this a bimonthly thing. #fnaf

I am now going to be firing justtoys. They leaked my brand new character, froxy.

Hello everyone. I am once again open for questions. Please give them to me, in the replies to this post.

For christs sake Moondrop and Sundrop aren’t their names. That’s the name of the candy.

You may be wondering about my absence. This may be answered in a few ways. Please leave your guesses.

Happy 69 followers everyone

Hey guys it’s me Scott cawthon I’m bored Ask me questions Also fun fact Under Freddy’s hat is a bigger and more important part of the story than anything intended to be in the box

…what.

Let’s see how steel wool interpreted my vision…

Yknow… I never did end up making a fnaf 5… And it is… 2025… Hmmmm…

Gregory… I did it all for the nookie

Nvm. Hiring funko again. Look at this.

Switch 2 is awesome. I’m loving Mario kart. Can’t wait to see the mimic on this console

The fazbear special is what I call my cock

IM GONNA FAZ GOO

youtu.be/TMO_RQ_NPBA?... Oh hey, he’s back Still have his intellectual properties lol

Stand ready for my arrival, worm.

Redesign your franchise. Give us all your money.

Give me your fnaf theories and I’ll say if they’re canon. #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

No but seriously. Who would win?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FNAF!!! BROTHER! Vs… THE BROTHER!!!! BEGIN!

Sorry for my absence, I’ve been filing the proper paperwork to fire Mr… mack…oh… was it? Ah whatever, regardless, my plot is complete. And I have taken every fan game LEGALLY and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

I don’t like old people but I don’t hate them as much as I hate children

I miss the old cawthon Straight from the go cawthon

I like cars

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON HENRY

Greatest evil in history vs greatest evil of today

Monty is green because I was eating lays sour cream and onion

Give me all your money

I miss when my fanbase wasn’t filled with rule 34

Old Man Consequences isn’t a crocodile or alligator or whatever he’s just built like manny from diary of a wimpy kid

For every time someone calls sun and moon/daycare attendant “sundrop and moondrop” I make secrets of the mimic take slightly longer to release.

AMA

I wouldn’t be caught alive wearing a single piece of my game’s merchandise

What do I even do with flumpty

Every post for fnaf is “I HATE SCOTT CAWTHON YOU EVIL DEVIL REPUBLICAN”, [insert a cute fan art made by a nice artist here], or furry fetish art

Every fnaf post is just people saying how terrible Scott carton is and it’s like yeah, he is, but it’s hard to make fun of him when all you do is yell at him, like give me some material to work off of here

Screenshotting a draft because there is no way I want to catch smoke from this man

Remember kids every time you buy anything related to fnaf your pop pop Cawthon is one step closer to making William Afton real

Several people said I was not funny and while it did take a hit to my ego I just thought about the Stanley parable narrator saying unfunny and it wrapped back around into being funny to me

God Jesus every fnaf post is just talking about how awful Scott Cawthon (me obviously) is It sucks

Two separate accounts have blocked me after yelling obscenities at me thinking that I’m the real Scott Cawthon

Well that was a fun start to my day, time to do nothing and let steel wool do all the work

I don’t even remember making twisted ones or fourth closet

Oh my god my franchise is so boringggggggg I don’t even know what to do with it all

I need ideas for how to make my franchise scary again. Any ideas?