Really wanted an omelette, but I could’ve sworn I was out of eggs, but I found one in the back of the fridge. Today is a good day for ol’ Scotty.

People sometimes ask what my favorite Clickteam game is. Honestly don’t play any too often, but once, on a whim, I played a very niche game called GravMetal. It was neat. Brought me back to the days when I just started making games.

Day 549 of reminding everyone that their name is the daycare attendant. Sundrop and moondrop are the CANDY. This is the equivalent of referring to him as Freddy Fudgebar. I mean no disrespect to the person I’m replying to. This is just a PSA. DAYCARE ATTENDANT.

All will be revealed…. Soon. I need a break.

Welp Uh

It was Andrew’s twin brother, mandrew

I’m so tired… does anyone have any questions for me… please… #fnaf

Pizza

It’s time for another #Q&A ! Please ask me questions. I love answering my fans thoughts! #fnaf

I hate my fanbase because I just want to look at cool art from my fans and it’s all porn it’s all porn all of it is all just Freddy fucking Bonnie or it’s vanny with her gooch out I hate my fans so much sometimes why can’t you guys be normal instead of making the cupcake a dildo

Well. We’ve reached a very special follower amount. Once again, another Q&A. #fnaf

Back again, another Q&A. Might make this a bimonthly thing. #fnaf

I am now going to be firing justtoys. They leaked my brand new character, froxy.

Hello everyone. I am once again open for questions. Please give them to me, in the replies to this post.

For christs sake Moondrop and Sundrop aren’t their names. That’s the name of the candy.

You may be wondering about my absence. This may be answered in a few ways. Please leave your guesses.

Happy 69 followers everyone

Hey guys it’s me Scott cawthon I’m bored Ask me questions Also fun fact Under Freddy’s hat is a bigger and more important part of the story than anything intended to be in the box

…what.

Let’s see how steel wool interpreted my vision…

Yknow… I never did end up making a fnaf 5… And it is… 2025… Hmmmm…

Gregory… I did it all for the nookie

Nvm. Hiring funko again. Look at this.

Switch 2 is awesome. I’m loving Mario kart. Can’t wait to see the mimic on this console

The fazbear special is what I call my cock

IM GONNA FAZ GOO

youtu.be/TMO_RQ_NPBA?... Oh hey, he’s back Still have his intellectual properties lol

Stand ready for my arrival, worm.

Redesign your franchise. Give us all your money.

Give me your fnaf theories and I’ll say if they’re canon. #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

No but seriously. Who would win?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FNAF!!! BROTHER! Vs… THE BROTHER!!!! BEGIN!

Sorry for my absence, I’ve been filing the proper paperwork to fire Mr… mack…oh… was it? Ah whatever, regardless, my plot is complete. And I have taken every fan game LEGALLY and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

I don’t like old people but I don’t hate them as much as I hate children

I miss the old cawthon Straight from the go cawthon

I like cars

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON HENRY

Greatest evil in history vs greatest evil of today

Monty is green because I was eating lays sour cream and onion

Give me all your money

I miss when my fanbase wasn’t filled with rule 34

Old Man Consequences isn’t a crocodile or alligator or whatever he’s just built like manny from diary of a wimpy kid

For every time someone calls sun and moon/daycare attendant “sundrop and moondrop” I make secrets of the mimic take slightly longer to release.

AMA

I wouldn’t be caught alive wearing a single piece of my game’s merchandise

What do I even do with flumpty

Every post for fnaf is “I HATE SCOTT CAWTHON YOU EVIL DEVIL REPUBLICAN”, [insert a cute fan art made by a nice artist here], or furry fetish art

Every fnaf post is just people saying how terrible Scott carton is and it’s like yeah, he is, but it’s hard to make fun of him when all you do is yell at him, like give me some material to work off of here