My sweet dinos 😭😭😭

Merry Christmas Eve Eve

If you know, you know.

Comment on Chapter 1: "Omg! I'm so excited to see where this goes!" Comment on any of the next 30 Chapters: (Not Found) Several Months Later: "I hope this fic isn't abandoned." Hmm I wonder if there's anything you could have done in between, reader.

The utter humiliation of having a Spotify Wrapped "Thank you" video from Andrew Lloyd Webber. 😔

BINGO night at Emerald Grove Retirement Village, as seen in my latest nonsense: archiveofourown.org/works/74246841

I'm tickled that my cucking Wulbren inspired this glorious piece of art. The slippers! The dentures! The nut hair! 😍

My darlings! 😍😍😍

This is Karlach jumping a shark like Fonzie from Happy Days, and it means nothing.

I can't sleep so here's Benver Gortfleck

I've been reading "Y Kant Astarion Read" by smilingflash and I couldn't help but draw Barcus's Bodega. archiveofourown.org/works/65687323

Couldn't help but draw Gale's clown car pants from nyx's "Call Me." archiveofourown.org/works/71327066

Bloodweave Week, Day 7: Lingerie (featuring the discontinued 'Sexy Burger' lingerie set)

Bloodweave Week, Day 6: Devotion (featuring Qui-Gale Jinn and Star Star Binks)

Bloodweave Week, Day 5: Getting Caught (by aliens).

Bloodweave Week, Day 4: Alternate Universe (Emoweave).

Bloodweave Week, Day 3: Shaving (featuring Wooly Willy, the hit toy from 1955)

Bloodweave Week, Day 2: Bath (featuring Bath Bomb Gale)

Bloodweave Week, Day 1: Sunrise (featuring Clamweave)

Thrilled about this one. I wasn't sure it would be possible to pose, but MC nailed it 🙇

If you ever wanted to read Dammon/Ornate Mirror, that is certainly a thing that exists, courtesy of @rhubarbwug.bsky.social. I said I would draw it as a joke, but as always I am too committed to the bit. archiveofourown.org/works/65885746

I drew my worst fic and no one can stop me. archiveofourown.org/works/60288556

I am insane for what dumpy did with these two. They're disgusting. They're awful. They're perfect. cw: gore, decay, rot, autopsies, scarring, trypophobia, etc.

I am never drawing anything that requires feet again, but here are the Losers in their big finale: archiveofourown.org/works/69296171

It started out as a bit, How did it end up like this? It was only a bit, It was only a bit...

1990s portrait studio Gale, inspired by nyxueaurelia's "The Sign" archiveofourown.org/works/68707286

When a game has been out for two years, the fanfic starts to look like Raptorweave. archiveofourown.org/works/68648736

Just two fellas enjoying some popsicles. (cw: blood, periods)

Presented without context: a scene from @completelyrotten.bsky.social's "Furthest From Myself." (cw: vomit) archiveofourown.org/works/56625538

A 1990s Sears Commercial AU for no one.

ao3 please I just want to post my trainrot

Thinking about *them* again

Another for @badmarilyn.bsky.social's wrestling AU because I can't help myself... archiveofourown.org/works/60475249

I also forgot to post this here. A little Pride exchange piece for @linenandspice.bsky.social, inspired by "The Light Inside of You." Linen is a gem and I can hardly believe this is her first longfic. archiveofourown.org/works/63357379

I keep forgetting Bluesky exists, but here. Have some Orin and Gort from @badmarilyn.bsky.social's Bloodweave Wrestling AU. It's phenomenal. archiveofourown.org/works/60475249

Status: Still Trainrotted.

I've never forgotten Old Man Gale and Soapstarion. archiveofourown.org/works/66342562

Astarion in a cat jacket, inspired by archiveofourown.org/works/63286813

Status: Still Trainrotted.

An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this

Attempting to manifest another chapter of Hellfire & Damnation using the very limited power of my art. 🧘 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/57768184

Party Dribbles! Inspired by: archiveofourown.org/works/63810808

I don't know how hair or shadows work, but I couldn't get the shark pelt tent from "Calm His Sea" out of my head so I made an attempt. Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/64496329

Have some Elminster driving a tacky-ass van named Rosie, inspired by this charming little fic: archiveofourown.org/works/62122798

I can't stop thinking about @badmarilyn.bsky.social's wrestling AU... archiveofourown.org/works/60475249

This is nobody's favorite work of mine, but I've just finished Araj Oblodra's Plasma Donation Center and I'm proud so I'm posting about it. I'll miss my awful, soapy old men. 🧼🫧 archiveofourown.org/works/59331334

This is my Photo Mode masterpiece.

My extreme trainrot has culminated in a Starlight Express AU: archiveofourown.org/works/64788469 I am excited to take this to stupid heights.

Go ahead and guess what my next longfic is about...

Disney Princess Astarion, inspired by the latest chapter of The Wizard Distribution System. archiveofourown.org/works/62135623