National Camera Day (6/29) I always stop when I see a photo of that famous meteor crater, the Barringer crater in Arizona. It's amazing to me how close it landed by the Visitor's Center.  What photo for you just…clicked? #camera #tech #photography #photo

You know this photo? National Camera Day (6/29) I always stop when I see a photo of that famous meteor crater, you know...the Barringer crater in Arizona. It's amazing to me how close it landed by the Visitor's Center. Don't you think?What photo for you just…clicked?

National Mural Day (6/28) Philadelphia has over 4,000 murals, making it the mural capital of the USA and the world. What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the big city? Giraffiti #mural #art #philly #philadelphia #USA

Hitting the Wall in Philly National Mural Day (6/28) Philadelphia has over 4,000 muralsmaking it the mural capital of the USA and the world. What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the big city?Giraffiti It's also National Foodie DayWhat do you call two foodies who are going out to dinner…

This may make you cry National Onion Day (6/27) A special day that may have you tearing up a bit.I tried out for the professional national onion chopping team.I cried when I learned I couldn't make the cut. Or as Will Rogers once said: "An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a…

Can you scan this? National Barcode Day (6/26) It all started with a pack of Wrigley's chewing gum in 1974.Today use barcodes on just about everything. Check out this one for some bad dad jokes. (yeah, the barcode works to find my daily dose of smiles)An example?  Why do Swedish warships have…

National Hand Shake Day (6/25) Hands down the best greeting ever. Okay get a grip, here's a dad joke: What's the primary reason for some cannibals to be overweight? Too many handshakes. #greeting #communication #human #curiosity

Give me your hand National Hand Shake Day (6/25) Hands down the best greeting ever....yes ever.Okay get a grip, here's the dad joke:What's the primary reason for some cannibals to be overweight?Too many handshakes.

The Real Star of the World Cup Ranch scores a win again and again at the World Cup! Some people are talking about the teams, strategy, rankings and whether that player was really off sides...We're talking about the tasty sauce that the world loves and the world wants more of.  American Ranch…

National Patch Day (6/24) You ever wonder how to hide an elephant in a strawberry patch? Paint it's toenails red! Don't believe me? You ever see an elephant in a strawberry Patch? Me either! ha! #farming #fun #fruit #growth #curiosity

I don’t see him either National Patch Day (6/24) Could be a clothing patch...could be a garden patch.What did I think of first?You ever wonder how to hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?Paint it's toenails red! Don't believe me?You ever see an elephant in a strawberry Patch? Me either! ha!

Taking your pup to work? Take your Dog to Work Day! (6/23)My retired world is filled with a dad joke filled blog and podcast. But "back in the day", this pup would represent. She helped make the fur fly where I worked.  She loved the office but would never want to go to space.  Why? Because we…

Take your Dog to Work Day! (6/23) My retired world is filled with a dad joke filled blog and podcast.  But "back in the day", this pup would represent. She helped make the fur fly.  She loved the office but would never want to go to space.  Why? Because we know most dogs are afraid of the vacuum.

Well this is a stretch International Day of Yoga (6/21)I may be "stretching" this idea a bit as the day was yesterday. Yeah, I thought a post about the first day of Summer was more timely. But don't feel a little "downward…dog" about it.  Just stretch and relax…a friend asked me if I wanted to do…

Tomorrow we start losing it Hello Summer!! Goodbye Daylight.Now we start losing daylight? Already? Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day,You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.Thank Pink Floyd for that.   Time is what we want the most, but what we use the worst.  Thanks…

World Productivity Day (6/20) Research has shown that our most productive days are Monday and Tuesday. After that, it's WTF. You may think that's…fowl. I'd add a joke about time management, but I'm still working on it. Have a pro-duck-tive day! #global #productivity #planning #leadership

Today…get it done! World Productivity Day (6/20) Research has shown that our most productive days are Monday and Tuesday.After that, it's WTF. You may think that's…fowl?I'd add a joke about time management, but I'm still working on it.Have a pro-duck-tive day!

The best martini joke literally National Martini Day (6/19) Charles Dickens was an old man when martinis finally showed up at your local bar.A few stories recall him walking into a bar and asking for a martini. The bartender asks: "Olive or Twist"? 

National Splurge Day (6/18) Today is the day for you to treat yourself.  Go crazy and buy yourself something you’ve wanted. What do we splurge the most on? Shoes! I splurged. I didn’t think orthopedic running shoes would help me but... I stand corrected. #spending #personal #spending #shoes #money

You buying this? National Splurge Day (6/18) Today is the day for you to treat yourself. Go crazy and buy yourself something you’ve wanted .What do we splurge the most on?  Shoes! I splurged.  I didn’t think orthopedic running shoes would help me but... I stand corrected.

The one day many want to be alone. Celebrate your birthday? Of courseCelebrating it…alone?It's the "new" thingIt's what all the cool kids are doing these days.  No cake, no people, no drama.  Just you on your cake day. Sound like something you'd like to do regardless of your candle count?? And no…

National Garbage Man Day (6/17) Give these peeps a wave and some props today as their work is ranked the 5th most dangerous job. “You could be the world's best garbage man or the best model.  It doesn't matter what you do…if you are the best".  Thanks Mohammad Ali; I can't "refuse" that thinking.

Some trash talk today National Garbage Man Day (6/17)Some serious trash talk. Give these peeps a wave and some serious props today; their work is ranked the 5th most dangerous job in 2025. "You could be the world's best garbage man or the best model.  It doesn't matter what you do…if you are the…

National Fresh Veggie Day (6/16) I've started to invest in stocks…chicken, beef and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bullionaire…I don’t carrot what people say. I know I know...but a better dad joke did not turnip. #healthy #lifestyle #food #stocks #vegetables

Keep calm and carrot on National Fresh Veggie Day (6/16) I've started to invest in stocks…chicken, beef and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bullionaire. I don’t carrot what people say. I know I know...but a better dad joke did not turnip.

National Karen Day (6/15) A group of crows is a called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens? A Migraine! Karen jokes really suck for real Karens…So today, reach out to a Karen you know and tell her to have a really great day.  Real Karens have earned one.  Take it from a guy named Richard…

Send Karen a text today National Karen Day (6/15) A group of crows is a called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens? A Migraine! Karen jokes suck for real Karens…(you know, the good Karens, and you know at least one)Reach out to any Karen you know and tell her to have a great day.  Real…

National Bourbon Day (6/14) Sorry, I'm gonna be a bit corny today (at least 51% anyway), As a boomer, I'm also a bit "old fashioned". You know why you shouldn't order a second double bourbon? Because it's two whisky. #bourbon #whiskey #cheers #drinks #liquor

May I have another? National Bourbon Day (6/14) Sorry, I'm gonna be a bit corny today (at least 51% anyway)As a boomer, I'm also a bit "old fashioned".You know why you shouldn't order a second double bourbon?Because many will say it's...two whisky?

National Weed Your Garden Day (6/13) Today's the day for you to clean up your…garden. You know that garden of yours: The inbox, closet, basement, car trunk, business or hey even a veggie or flower garden!  Remember if you give weeds an inch, they'll take a YARD! :0) #garden #budget #downsizing

No one really likes this weed National Weed Your Garden Day (6/13) Today's the day for you to clean up your….garden. You know, that garden of yours/. It could be…your inbox, closet, basement, car trunk, business or hey even a garden!  Remember if you give weeds an inch, they'll take a YARD! :0) I…

National Rosé Day! So enjoy some Rosé Today.  If you've always pondered what's the difference is between a $200 bottle of Rosé and a $20 wine?  It's $180. You always feel better after you wine a little. And the special day is tomorrow…so you have a chance to buy that wine today. #premium #wine

How much do you pay for a bottle? National Rosé Day! So savor some Rosé today. If you've always pondered the difference between a $200 bottle of Rosé and a $20 wine? It's $180! You always feel better after you wine a little. So go ahead... And the special day is tomorrow…so you have a chance to…

National Corn on the Cob Day (6/11) Think about it: Corn on the cob, melted butter, a bit of salt. It could make today a-maize-ing.  Bad pun? Okay… Why did the corncob cross the road ? Because it was being stalked. (sorry, that was really corny.) #corn #crop #dinner #farming #meal

A Corn Joke? Shucks! National Corn on the Cob Day (6/11) Think about it for dinner: Corn on the cob, melted butter, a bit of salt.It could make today a-maize-ing.  Bad pun? Okay… Why did the corncob cross the road ?Because it was being stalked. (sorry, that was really corny)

National Black Cow Day (6/10) Steely Dan sang about one. Colorado invented it and some call it a root beer float. Cows don't like it because they have hooves. Why? They lactose. It's also National Ice Tea Day…not many home brew these days. The cost is…steep. #tea #milk #dessert #drinks #colorado

This will improve your moo-d National Black Cow Day (6/10) Steely Dan sang about one in 1977 Colorado invented it (Cripple Creek, Colorado)and some call it a root beer float. Cows don't like it because they have hooves. Why?They lactose. It's also National Ice Tea Day…not many home brew these…

National Earl Day 6/9 An English name that peaked in the 1920's.  Know any Earls? Earl Kluge, Earl Scruggs, Earl Simmons (DMX), Earl Monroe, James Earl Jones and Earl that the Dixie Chicks…well you know. Speaking of the ladies, the female version of Earl?  Countess. (for you folks in the UK)

You know Earl, right? National Earl Day 6/9 An English name that peaked in the 1920's.  Know any Earls?Earl Kluge, Earl Scruggs, Earl Simmons (DMX), Earl Monroe, James Earl Jones and Earl that the Dixie Chicks…well you know. Speaking of the ladies, the female version of Earl?  Countess. (for you…

A guy named William Addis invented what you know as a toothbrush. In June of 1780, the first mass produced toothbrush was rolled out in Clerkenwell, England. If you ever visit the town, the first thing you may notice?  No plaque. That's good, right? You brush your teeth this morning, right? #UK

We put this in our mouth, thanks to Bill! A guy named William Addis invented what you know as a toothbrush. In June of 1780, the first mass produced toothbrush was rolled out...in a small town called Clerkenwell, England. If you ever visit the town, the first thing you may notice? No plaque!…

National Cancer Survivor Day (6/7) I can't think of a better day to use a quote we all know: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" I see you…congrats on being stronger. What no dad joke? I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign. #cancer #health #medicine

Congrats to the survivors National Cancer Survivor Day (6/7) I can't think of a better day to use a quote we all know:"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"I see you…congrats on being stronger. What no dad joke?I've heard like seven cancer jokes today...If I hear tumor it's gonna benign. 

National Trails Day (6/6) I'm at a fork in the road for this special day. Which dad joke? My dog would have been great back in the old west trail days. Her tail is a wagon. Or As I get older, I think about the people I've lost over the years. Maybe a trail guide was not a good career path for me.

Which path will you take today National Trails Day (6/6) I'm at a fork in the road on what to share for this special day. Which dad joke? My dog would have been great back in the old west trail days.Her tail is a wagon. Or this one? As I get older, I think a lot about the people I've lost over the…

What I love more than this heat Some may think this heat is not a hot topic…what, it's just the humidity?Chill for a few minutes and enjoy a refreshing rant,about how to keep your cool during these hot times. Even crazier?The not-so-hot dad jokes.  They may get you...hot under the collar?Street…

National Ketchup Day (6/5) A friend's girlfriend asked him to put ketchup on the shopping list. He went to the super market, but couldn’t read any of it. Because of the ketchup…on the list. Let's read your mind: How do you like your ketchup on fries? #survey #compliment #condiments #curiosity

I’m a dipper National Ketchup Day (6/5) A friend's girlfriend asked him to put ketchup on the shopping list.He then went to the grocery store, but couldn’t read any of it. Because of the ketchup…on the list. Let's read your mind:How do you like your ketchup on fries? Okay, I'll go first. I'm a…

National Cheese Day! (6/4) What cheese is made backwards? Edam Don't let cheese jokes grate on your nerves today. #cheese #flavor #grocery

Have a Gouda Day! National Cheese Day! (6/4) What cheese is made backwards?Edam Don't let cheese jokes grate on your nerves today.