Can you draw blood? National Student Nurse Day (5/8) A salute to these 542 thousand wonderful people who are learning and training on their special day. They ARE our future. You know why do student nurses carry a red crayon with them? In case they have to draw blood.

National Packaging Design Day (5/7) A day to salute the creative types. The people hear clients say every day: "I don't like it, the design, I just don't know why".   Well my little muffin, here's hoping your patience and creativity, at least today, is…overflowing! #design

You love muffin tops? National Packaging Design Day (5/7) A day to salute the creative types. Those visionary and artistic people who hear clients say every day:"I don't like it, the design, I just don't know why".  Well my little muffin, here's hoping your patience and creativity,at least today,…

Is it just a waist of time? How many different sizes are in your closet? Half of us still fit the same clothes from years ago. The other half? Not so much. Women average 4 different sizes in their closet, guys have 3. Let's talk why, weight, what's in your closet, and 4 expert tips for ditching…

National Nurses Day (5/6) You hear about the nurse who died and went straight to Hell?   It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work anymore.  Funny, I always thought it's very cold in a hospital.  Be extra nice to any nurse today; they get paid to stab you with sharp things. #nurses

Know a nurse? National Nurses Day (5/6) A special day honoring these professionals starting back in 1982.  You hear about the nurse who died and went straight to Hell?  It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work anymore. Funny, I always thought it's very cold in a hospital. Be extra nice…

Happy Cinco de Mayo! And Taco Tuesday! Okay a boomer joke: What does Pacman put on Tacos? Guacawaccawaccamole! Any boomer will get that one, even though many will ask when Cinco De Mayo is. (yes another joke) #taco #Mexico #boomer #celebration

A tasty two-fer today Happy Cinco de Mayo! And Taco Tuesday!Okay a boomer joke: What does Pacman put on Tacos?Guacawaccawaccamole! Any boomer will get that one, even though many will ask when Cinco De Mayo is. (yes another joke)

May the 4th be with you. So many people are just crazy about today.  I saw where one guy actually got a face tattoo of his fav Star Wars character.  You should have seen the Luke on his face. If you celebrate too much today, enjoy tomorrow: Revenge of the 5th. #IYKYK #space #legends #celebration

A major boop in space May the Fourth be with you! So many people are just crazy about today.  I saw where one guy actually got a face tattoo of his fav Star Wars character.  You should have seen the Luke on his face.If you celebrate too much today, enjoy tomorrow:Revenge of the 5th. (#IYKYK)

Happy National College Decision Time…Okay kids, choose wisely. and fast. Friday was National College Decision Day. I have one friend who spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...It's really her own fault. She took a double major in psychology and reverse psychology. #college

Hey kid, where you going? Happy National College Decision Time… Okay kids, choose wisely…and fast. Friday WAS National College Decision DayI have one friend who spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...It's her own fault really. She took a double major in psychology and reverse…

National No Pants Day (5/1) What’s the difference between Vitamin C and your mom’s sister wetting her pants? One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident. And sorry, it was yesterday…I just forgot...my pants? #morning #advice #memory

I forgot…again! National No Pants Day (5/1) What’s the difference between Vitamin C and your mom’s sister wetting her pants?One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident. And sorry, it was yesterday…I just forgot...my pants...again.

National Law Day (5/1) Today, call a lawyer you know and give them some love. (and thank them for not making the call a billable hour) The day to remember that despite their bad reputation, lawyers are always appealing. #legal #lawyer #billable #law #reputation #celebration

Can you be sued for pun-ishment? National Law Day  (5/1) Today, call a lawyer you know and give them some love. (and thank them for not making the call a billable hour)The day to remember that despite their bad reputation, lawyers are always appealing. Need one more dad joke? Why are lawyers…

National Jazz Day (4/30) Little know trivia: A lot of Jazz music is rated R. Must be due to all the...sax and violins. Hope your day hits a sharp note. #jazz #music #celebration #rating

Maybe it’s “adult” music National Jazz Day (4/30) Little know trivia: A lot of the jazz music you hear is rated R.Must be due to all the...sax and violins? Hope your day hits a sharp note.

National Zipper Day (4/29) A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. He orders a whiskey. But the bar tender says, "Before I pour your drink, what's the story with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "Aarrg, it's drivin' me nuts".  put some teeth into a special day.

This joke has some teeth National Zipper Day (4/29) A pirate walks into a crowded bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper.He looks around, then sits down and orders a whiskey. But the bar tender says, "Wait a minute buddy, before I pour your drink, what's the story with the steering…

Who is your Super Hero? National Super Hero Day (4/28) We all need a hero, someone we look up to. But the idea got me thinking… A superhero made of dough isn't the hero we wanted, but was the superhero we...kneaded.  Another serious thought: Don't try to be like your heroes, aspire to be what you…

National Tell a Story Day (4/27) Telling a story is art, selling and imagination. Everyone loves a good story. Tell us a story about what I saw on the sidewalk: an empty case of Ginger Ale, dirty slippers and a corn cob on a Philly street corner.

What’s the story? National Tell a Story Day (4/27) Telling a story is art, selling and imagination.Everyone loves a good story. Tell us a story about what I saw on the sidewalk: An empty case of Ginger Ale, dirty slippers and a corn cob on a Philly street corner. I thought up a fun boomer story:…

National Pretzel Day (4/26) A holiday?  Yes, especially in Philly. Philadelphia eats 12x the national average. Reminds me of the day two pretzels were walking down South Broad Street.  One was assaulted.  Today "IS" the day to get it twisted & trash talk. Like we always do in Philadelphia. #Philly

Add a twist to your day today National Pretzel Day (4/26) A holiday?  Yes, especially in Philly. Philadelphia eats 12x the national average. Reminds me of the day two pretzels were walking down South Broad Street. (or North Broad)One was assaulted.  Today "IS" the day to get it twisted and trash…

National Telephone Day (4/25) An 1876 invention that very few of us could live without today. But do you know the more important invention than the first telephone? The second telephone. As for these phones? Boomers remember. #telephone #tech #change #inventions

Did you answer the call? National Telephone Day (4/25) An 1876 invention that very few of us could live without today.But do you know the more important invention than the first telephone? The second telephone. As for these phones... Boomers, this one's for you.Remember these?

Can you stay positive when having a bad week? Bart lost his pants and was having the "worst day of his life".  Learn to keep a positive attitude and anticipation from Homer.  It could be the "worst day of your life…so far".   Enjoy your weekend, you may have something to look forward to. #motivation

Best advice…so far? Can you stay positive after having a bad week? Bart lost his pants and was having the "worst day of his life".  We can all learn to keep a positive attitude and anticipation from Homer.  It could be the "worst day of your life…so far". Enjoy your weekend, you may have something…

Administrative Professionals Day (4/24) I recall in my working days, I got to meet the boss' new assistant. I was working on a presentation so I asked "Do you keep stationery here?" She laughed and said "Oh no, I go for walks every day!" Don't walk away without thanking your support today. #admin

Support your support people Administrative Professionals Day (4/24) I recall in my working days, I got to meet the boss' new assistant.I was working on a presentation so I asked "Do you keep stationery here?"She laughed and said "Oh no, I go for walks every day!" Don't walk away without thanking…

It’s big and yellow School Bus Driver Appreciation Day 4/22 What is yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent’s day? The school bus.  Give that bus driver a little extra love today. As for the meme…boomers know.

School Bus Driver Appreciation Day 4/22 What’s yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent’s day? The school bus.  Give that bus driver a little extra love today. As for the meme…boomers know. #school #transportation #boomer #memories

Well, did you lie (yet) today? Did you lie about anything today (so far)?Why do we lie? How many times a day do most people lie?  Enjoy some fun trivia like who lies more, who are the most honest, what's our biggest lie, how to catch someone in a lie and some great dad jokes.  Am I lying? Only…

National Tea Day (4/21) A day for soothing enjoyment and reflection. Also a day to be polite, and ask a bear at the tea party if they'd like something to eat.  Usually they just say no thank you…I'm stuffed. Savor your day. #tea #relaxation #enjoyment #positive #party

This may be your cup of tea National Tea Day (4/21) A day for soothing enjoyment, relaxation and reflection. Also a day to be polite, and ask a bear at the tea party if they'd like something to eat.  Usually they just say no thank you…I'm stuffed.

Happy Programmers Day (4/20) The first computers took up an entire room and programmers used them to solve complex engineering math. Today, we do all kinds of stuff, including daily tasks. An example? A programmer walks into a restaurant. A computer says I'll be your server today. #coding

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 Happy Programmer's Day (4/20) The first computers took up an entire room and programmers used them to solve complex engineering math. Today, we do all kinds of stuff, including daily tasks. An example?A programmer walks into a restaurant.A computer says I'll be your…

National Garlic Day (4/19) A special day for one out of 4 of us who love the savory stuff. Except vampires of course, even though there was recently a vampire garlic eating contest. How many vampires showed up? It was…countless. #garlic #competition #legends

a “tasteful” dad joke? National Garlic Day (4/19) A special day for one out of 4 of us who love the savory stuff.Except vampires of course,even though there was recently a vampire garlic eating contest. How many vampires showed up? It was…countless.

National Columnist Day (4/18) Some we love, and some we love to hate. What do you call a writer that doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure? A columnist without a clause. Send your fav a few words and thank them for their words. #writer #informed #columnist #news

Write your favorite writer National Columnist Day (4/18) Some we love, and some we love to hate.What do you call a writer that doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?A columnist without a clause. Send your favorite a few words...thank them for their words that help you.

National Pet ID day (4/17)  A special day, since about 1 out of 3 pets do get "lost" at some time and over half of shelter animals are lost pets.  Get that ID, no matter how easy it is to identify your furry friend. This girl has her ID for both her good…and bad days. #ID #support #pets #style

Hey, I know who she is! National Pet ID Day (4/17) It's a special day to highlight, since about 1 out of 3 pets do get "lost" at some time and over half of shelter animals are lost pets.  Get that ID for your pet.no matter how easy it is to identify your furry friend.This girl has her ID for both…

National Banana Day 4/15 Did you know bananas are radioactive?  But don't worry, you'd have to eat 10-million bananas at one time for it to be fatal. And it doesn’t matter what kind of bananas.  Even the ugly ones that are…unappealing.

Is this just a bunch of bull… National Banana Day 4/15 Did you know bananas are radioactive?  But don't worry, you'd have to eat 10-million bananas at one time for it to be fatal. And it doesn’t matter what kind of bananas.  Even the ugly ones that are…unappealing. It's even more unappealing since…

I am a sick individual You may be a sick one too. I have a cold.You recently have a cold? It's some misery we all share…often.  Getting a cold. You can't sneeze at this sound advice and info...on how we catch one, the cures we try, how to ease the pain and candidly the only thing you can do when…

Taxes due on April 15th…TODAY!! Finishing your taxes today? Probably not. 3 out of 4 send in their paperwork before the end of March. Another little know fact: Sherlock Holmes always had low taxes. Probably because he's a master of...deduction? #taxes #deductions #preparation

These dad jokes are taxing Taxes due on April 15th…TODAY!! Finishing your taxes today? Probably not. 3 out of 4 send in their paperwork before the end of March. Another little know fact: Sherlock Holmes always had low taxes. Probably because he's a master of...deduction?

National Look Up At The Sky Day (4/14) Take a breather, take a minute for yourself and look up to take in our wonderful world...Which reminds me, any idea what Godzilla does part time for some extra cash? He flips houses. The thing about Godzilla dad jokes?  You can see them coming a mile away. #sky