Ever vigilant, always on alert. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Getting some rest after being up all night warning the humans about the loud sky booms. My barking seemed to annoy them but we all know I probably saved their lives. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Remember the bath the lady human gave me on Monday? This is how I’m getting her back. Fur is shooting out of me. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

It’s a croissant kind of day. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew

Giving the lady human a good look at my beautiful behind. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Contemplating how I feel about the lady human. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

I’m allowing the lady human make nice with me by letting her give me skritches. While she does that I’m shooting fur at her. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew

Lady human is pushing her luck today. She started Monday with an evil bath. I was VERY well behaved. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Bedtime is 10 pm. Reminded the lady human multiple times. She can sleep on the couch. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew

I’m hiding. The lady human will never find me. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Holy shit. Everyone I know is on anti depressants. I take two every day. I have never been suicidal. #Dateline

Susan sure does have many different looks. #Dateline

The attorneys having to hold the microphone looks odd. #Dateline

She says a lot of things and then says she doesn’t know why. If I were her I would stop talking. #Dateline

Holy cow! She shared quite a lot during that 911 call. #Dateline

“I told them I was in the medical field.” What is that called? Deception through being vague? #Dateline

Susan seems to have a distant relationship with the truth. #Dateline

Life insurance gets marked off on the #Dateline bingo card.

Both of my parents and a sister have died. All were cremated but I did not have any say in when that happened after signing the agreement with the funeral home. I would think that the funeral folks would find it odd if someone wanted them to cremate the body immediately. #Dateline

This case takes place in Georgia. From listening to multiple true crime podcasts, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation has a terrible track record when it comes to competence. Are they going to get involved? Yikes! #Dateline

“I’m not a CSI but I’ll make declarations like I am.” Overconfident police officer. #Dateline

This is the face I get when I’m watching #Dateline. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Jokes at an inappropriate time? I’d enjoy hanging with Jake. #Dateline

The corgi stare. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Another energizing morning nap. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Lady human clearly ate some kind of pork or bacon or something. Had to clear up her hands. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Now THIS is a nap! #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Had to show off my slippies tonight. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Had to come up to see what all the noise was about. The lady human was sneezing. How am I supposed to live in this chaos? #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

I did it again today. This is my spot now, right? #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Sade is WAAAY out of Maxwell’s league. #48Hours

#48Hours Sade is stunningly beautiful.

Lady human is always going somewhere so I’m taking her pillow. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

We have snow. And some drifts. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

What? #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Lady human wasn’t tossing my toy quickly enough so I had to give her a head “massage”. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

This is my happy face. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Gold medal pantaloons. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Dainty paws today. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

My gold medal sploot. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Please rate my blocking technique. This was taken from my dad’s room (the lady human takes up space in there too) and the younger human’s room is to the left. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Holding this house up all day every day. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Watching the Olympics. Seems cold and dangerous. Glad I’m cozy in my bed. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Sound up. This is just after I “accidentally” dropped my toy off of the bed. Then I whined so the lady human had to get up to fetch it. I gave up early this time. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

This song was featured during the opening ceremony for the Milan Olympics. It’s gibberish but it’s still a great song. youtu.be/KvEW3e0BLn8?...

I’m all cozy today. #CorgiCrew #Corgi #CorgiSky

It’s warming up a little so there will be good walkies today. Need to rest up first. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Why is my bed not straightened up so I can rip it apart? #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

I needed some extra steadiness to start the morning. Paw to the rescue. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

She closed her eyes when she said she didn’t kill him. That’s a tell. #Dateline