I was watching over my favorite human while he slept. Must protect him at all costs. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

The lady human only gets a one legged sploot today. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

The lady human finally figured out that her place is on the floor and I belong in the bed. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Good stretch! Enjoy the weekend! #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

My favorite human in the world is working from home today. I’m so lucky!! That means I have to post up at the top of the stairs to keep track of him and the lady human. It’s going to be a warm one. Stay hydrated, my friends! #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Lady human continues to try to grow things. 🙄 #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Kenny is such a bullshitter. #Dateline

Prison has been rough on Kenny. #Dateline

That mug shot. Yikes! 🥰#Dateline

Can you imagine Sante Kimes as your grandmother?! #Dateline

Hey, #Dateline fam, have you heard about the scam Kira Cousins pulled? Faked a pregnancy and bought a Reborn Doll and used it to try to fool people into thinking she gave birth.

This chick is pure evil! #Dateline

Ordered summer shoes online but need to stretch them. Oh so fashionable! #Dateline #Corgi

The lady human is trying out new filters. Looks like I’m still stunningly gorgeous. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Paige must be all that and a bag of chips but it doesn’t come through the TV. #Dateline

The detective: “He was not very bright.” Truer words have never been spoken. #Dateline

My husband and I celebrated our 34th wedding anniversary yesterday. His sister was his “best man” at our wedding. But he didn’t buy her a car or buy her groceries. #Dateline

“I got blown up a few times.” Clearly you didn’t, you dipshit. #Dateline

The humans should be more entertaining. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Thinking about where all I’ll nap today. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

I’m just going to hide from tonight’s storm. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew

This was me six years ago shortly after the lady human kidnapped me. But it lead me to find my true love!! It’s been a good six years! #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

My favorite human really knows how to give neck skritches. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

I can’t take much more “Paw Paw” talk. #Dateline

Why is he smacking his mouth like that? Withdrawal? #Dateline

Is he badgering his own witness? #Dateline

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The lady human made me change positions because I fell off the bed. Jumped up to bark at the thunder and next thing I know I’m on the floor. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Staying close to the lady human since storms are rolling in. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Did they do a gunshot residue test on him? Would those types of guns give off residue? I know next to nothing about guns. #Dateline

Air quotes…strike one. #Dateline

Storms are moving into my area. Could be interesting. #Dateline

He was drunk while driving a boat. It wasn’t just an accident. #Dateline

For no reason whatsoever I’m posting this root cover up. It works really well. #Dateline www.walmart.com/ip/122359724...

Hoping the lady human keeps an eye on the weather today. Lots of big wind. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

The lady human is on my last nerve. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Looks like Jason has a boo boo on his leg. Bummer. Carry on! #Dateline

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social gets a gold star for not punching that scum bag in the face. #Dateline

I bet this guy has a lot of “misunderstandings” with women. #Dateline

No, she was bad at answering YOUR texts, Jason. #Dateline

The cops: This is a search warrant. We’re gonna take your DNA. Jason: Oh, okay. Yeah it’s okay. It’s a search warrant!!

Jason, the super creepy one, saying that he has several friends with benefits makes me want to hurl. 🤮 #Dateline

Is this one of those things, what’s the saying, something like “Men are scared women will laugh at them but women are scared men will k*ll them.” #Dateline

The FedEx facility a little north of my house had a worker deliver a baby at work recently. She did not know she was pregnant. FedEx making all kinds of deliveries. #Dateline

I like the cop who said, “I don’t give two sh*ts about some marijuana.” #Dateline

The lady human thought I looked like a baby bunny so she took a photo. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Getting a little sun to freshen my toasty coat. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

After a busy weekend I need a good night’s sleep. Nighty night, Corgi Crew. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew

My tummy is feeling much better. We figured out that it was chew bones that were causing the problem. Look at how sweet I look! #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

The humans got all dressed up for a wedding. Then they abandoned me for days and days. Okay, maybe it was for a few hours. The lady human is 5’ 10” and is wearing heels. It’s constant work to look up at them all the time. #Corgi #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky