Top hats imply the existence of bottom hats.

New year, new me. (I will become considerably worse.)

Oh no, I'm older today.

Fuck it, it's officially seasonal now. Time to repost this. Something something meet this dick under the mistletoe. ...Holiday.

Hello, I'm writing this to assure everyone that I still exist. I'm fuckin' tired, but yeah, existing.

A bit late, but here's the obligatory Halloween picture. (It's from last year, but who cares?) 🎨: @volkokot.bsky.social

Putting this out here to help spread word for a good friend, and an absolute sweetheart! Even if you yourself aren't interested, spread word around if you can to anyone that might be!

Quoting for this account, and to also boost this artist! (Also, Okibo is my character, do not use him or any of his art without permission!) Once again, Fenrir knocked this one out of the park, and I couldnt be happier! ❤️

Oh yeah, I have another OC now, I had nearly forgotten. The work for this one was done my @hexami.bsky.social ! Still don't have a name for them, but I really need to do more with them.

More Okibo with tits? Fiiiiine The work for this one was done by Deonwolf on FA. ...Oh god, the Shoujo outfit is back in this one too.

sketch c for DogmomCassi on twi

Just throwing this out here for awareness: This user messaged me with an obvious scam, claiming there was someone impersonating me, but they could only share the information on their Discord. If this, or anything that looks similar comes your way, just block and report it. Stay safe out there.

I don't know why that diner kicked me out...

What's this? More titties? It's more likely than you think! Both of these lovely pieces were done by @fenrirbrown.bsky.social , who you should totally check out! And yes, even bigger. No, I will not apologize.

Hey, check out this nerd.

I live, bitches. And I've been making some cool stuff too.

It's been a while since I've posted here, but I'm out here to spread the word to gather interest for a good friend who's starting to do comms! For now, it's just going to be fun headshot stuff like this!

I honestly have no words for this one. Really, I've got nothing.

Wow, apparently my notifications exploded. Hello.

I refuse to apologize for sometimes having offensively large knockers.

I am here to once again inform you of ass. That was it. Go on, go about your business.

What's this? More new stuff? Rad. The work here is by the ever talented @vapplepie.bsky.social . As if I didn't have enough problems, now I've gotta be top heavy as well! I really liked that shirt too...

I'm sorry for having a fat ass. It will happen again.

Here's another one, done by @arachnoid888.bsky.social ! At least my hair looks good here, but shorts will still be the bane of my existence...

So, it's been the old stuff before, so why not get into something BRAND NEW? Luckily, it's easier for me to do than getting into these new shorts! The work here was done by the always lovely @arizonathevixen.bsky.social !

There will be a point where I'm doing more than just posting all of my stuff over here, I just don't have a thought in my head right now.

Fuck it, here's more. Done by Deonwolf on FA, and also featuring their OC Fia in the one with the hip demolition. @vanitymouse.bsky.social 's Daisy is in the next!

Here's more, not only done by @hexami.bsky.social , but also featuring their OC Sol. It's kinda hard to see me in there completely, but trust me, I'm there. No, this isn't the second time posting this because I forgot to label it, that would be some silly shit.

Oh yeah, I'm hitting the big leagues already.

For the most part, a lot of these posts are just gonna be me posting the stuff I commissioned, so why don't we start with some of these absolute bangers done by @vapplepie.bsky.social ! Also featuring characters that belong to @vanitymouse.bsky.social and @plumvap69.bsky.social , who are neat!

Finally got around to making a bsky for this lad, so I figure it's time to say hello!