Matty
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Ph.D — Natural Hazards 🌋⚒️ That lil dork London 🏳️🌈
Sleepy nights
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what a woeful day full of ~twats~
10 days ago
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One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨
17 days ago
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And here I shall lay for the rest of the day
18 days ago
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Be still my little traitorous heart 🥹
19 days ago
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One long week smh
19 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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WHY are my hands dead from some simple hand sawing of hardboard?? 🪚
about 1 month ago
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How do you tell someone they take woeful nudes without sounding sarcastic?
about 1 month ago
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Just before we were told to go home
about 1 month ago
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Радиоволна
about 1 month ago
old sketch inspired by an game skifree
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Someone’s taking their NY recovery time seriously (not me)
about 1 month ago
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Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳
about 1 month ago
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Finally trying out some of my Christmas presents and— 🙂↕️
about 1 month ago
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I’m afraid my lil biceps are carefully hidden away under this oversized hoodie where they’ll be staying until summer 🥶
about 2 months ago
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That weird time of year where I rediscover what a ‘car’ is
about 2 months ago
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Today has been a *day* Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
about 2 months ago
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One vodka and limoncello too far tonight I fear
about 2 months ago
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator
about 2 months ago
DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
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Really really cute Christmas was had with my tiny niece who hugged my by herself for the first time 🥹🥰🥰
about 2 months ago
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Josh
about 2 months ago
Any room left after Christmas dinner? 👅
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about 2 months ago
One prop xmas~ 🎄
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Pre-demolition:
about 2 months ago
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Merry Christmas cuties! Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮💨🎄
about 2 months ago
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(It’s a lie; I’m ludicrously busy this weekend)
about 2 months ago
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RedScharlach
about 2 months ago
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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The local proselytisers are out in force today 🥲 (I guess it’s the time of year for it)
about 2 months ago
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Another Italian football adventure was had 🇮🇹⚽️
about 2 months ago
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December makes me so TIRED ugh 💤😴
about 2 months ago
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A flight and forgotten passport later to Milan~
2 months ago
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Again with the waking up; I’m too tired (also we got a light behind the bed)
2 months ago
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Wew the tremors from this weekend still rolling through me 🫨
3 months ago
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One bleak day 🌧️💨
3 months ago
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Announce the month, traitors 👿
3 months ago
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hello city cat 🥹
3 months ago
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Wow what a surprise November is also exhausting 🥲
3 months ago
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Why are McDonald’s fries in London basically raw?
3 months ago
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Patience
3 months ago
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Someone overtly whistling ‘Deck the Halls’ in Tesco while standing next to pumpkins… … cursed.
4 months ago
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October is TIRING WHY is being spooky so energy sapping
4 months ago
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Good morning 🥱😮💨
4 months ago
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Today, in my thirties, I finally learned how to swallow a tablet
4 months ago
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Me when someone in the southern hemisphere posts about longer days and later sunsets:
5 months ago
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One day Citymapper will fix their “try to move the map and instantly moves 100 miles away” bug
5 months ago
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Finally out of jury service jail 🥹
5 months ago
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Incredible disdain for the word ‘pudding’
5 months ago
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Let’s see you at 21
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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☀️ sun days
6 months ago
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Mind is *melting* 🫠
6 months ago
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My favourite 🙂↕️🍃
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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