Sleepy nights

what a woeful day full of ~twats~

One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨

And here I shall lay for the rest of the day

Be still my little traitorous heart 🥹

One long week smh

WHY are my hands dead from some simple hand sawing of hardboard?? 🪚

How do you tell someone they take woeful nudes without sounding sarcastic?

Just before we were told to go home

old sketch inspired by an game skifree

Someone’s taking their NY recovery time seriously (not me)

Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳

Finally trying out some of my Christmas presents and— 🙂‍↕️

I’m afraid my lil biceps are carefully hidden away under this oversized hoodie where they’ll be staying until summer 🥶

That weird time of year where I rediscover what a ‘car’ is

Today has been a *day* Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌

One vodka and limoncello too far tonight I fear

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

Really really cute Christmas was had with my tiny niece who hugged my by herself for the first time 🥹🥰🥰

Any room left after Christmas dinner? 👅

One prop xmas~ 🎄

Pre-demolition:

Merry Christmas cuties! Now to spend the next three hours cooking… 😮‍💨🎄

(It’s a lie; I’m ludicrously busy this weekend)

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

The local proselytisers are out in force today 🥲 (I guess it’s the time of year for it)

Another Italian football adventure was had 🇮🇹⚽️

December makes me so TIRED ugh 💤😴

A flight and forgotten passport later to Milan~

Again with the waking up; I’m too tired (also we got a light behind the bed)

Wew the tremors from this weekend still rolling through me 🫨

One bleak day 🌧️💨

Announce the month, traitors 👿

hello city cat 🥹

Wow what a surprise November is also exhausting 🥲

Why are McDonald’s fries in London basically raw?

Patience

Someone overtly whistling ‘Deck the Halls’ in Tesco while standing next to pumpkins… … cursed.

October is TIRING WHY is being spooky so energy sapping

Good morning 🥱😮‍💨

Today, in my thirties, I finally learned how to swallow a tablet

Me when someone in the southern hemisphere posts about longer days and later sunsets:

One day Citymapper will fix their “try to move the map and instantly moves 100 miles away” bug

Finally out of jury service jail 🥹

Incredible disdain for the word ‘pudding’

Let’s see you at 21

☀️ sun days

Mind is *melting* 🫠

My favourite 🙂‍↕️🍃