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Ph.D — Natural Hazards 🌋⚒️ That lil dork London 🏳️🌈
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Basil 🌱
2 days ago
Endless cycle
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A bit cringe but I’m so proud of how I’m doing lately! 🍑🙂↕️
2 days ago
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London in Spring
2 days ago
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Josh
6 days ago
Tis the day of the week 🍑
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Chatting online is getting so weird and annoying~ What do you mean I’m not supposed to respond to you if I happen to be on my phone when you message? I’m obliged to respond to every reaction I get otherwise I’m an arrogant slut? I just want to show off and speak to fun people chill 😭😭
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Randall Munroe
8 days ago
Day Counter
xkcd.com/3228/
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The sun and this weekend has made me realise I’m just shit at plans 😖
8 days ago
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The amount of bunny ears I’ve accumulated this weekend is obscene
8 days ago
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remind me in the future to only go out on event nights 😮💨
11 days ago
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It would be nice to not have a cold at any point in the next month
16 days ago
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An alien landscape
16 days ago
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And that’s hockey done for another season 😴 (Until summer)
17 days ago
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I got a new necklace (smol)
19 days ago
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A GP appointment, sample collect, hospital trip for X-ray, and prescription collect All that from home and back within 45 minutes 😮💨
22 days ago
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Manifesting a summer of body, no colds, sun and dancing ☀️
23 days ago
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Hanging out in the dugout ☀️
24 days ago
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😴💤 jet lag strikes… Gonna drag myself out ☀️
26 days ago
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I’m so tired. Jet lag drags. Gonna buy another necklace to feel alive
about 1 month ago
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Full day stayed awake after flights ✅
about 1 month ago
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My time’s nearly over again but Sydney summer is always peak 🥰
about 1 month ago
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(I chose the pink in the end)
about 1 month ago
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Now discovering: how hostile Melbourne’s public transport is
about 1 month ago
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Wew three consecutive nights have floored me; who’d have guessed it 🥹😮💨😴
about 1 month ago
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Catching the early light 🙂↕️🍑
about 2 months ago
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Ok that’s quite enough of that 💦
about 2 months ago
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gm UK viewers 💚
about 2 months ago
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Went to a rave and did NOT lose a necklace, we’re so back
about 2 months ago
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Go on a hike they said You’ll survive just fine they said
about 2 months ago
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Too many clothes bought today, considering none are being worn tomorrow 🥹🥴
about 2 months ago
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Today on changing room tours~
about 2 months ago
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✈️ SYD (and now time to sleep)
about 2 months ago
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What the heck are these
about 2 months ago
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One week to go and not even got a haircut booked yet 🥹😭
2 months ago
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Sleepy nights
2 months ago
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what a woeful day full of ~twats~
2 months ago
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One of the younger sports gays was talking about their (burgeoning) dating life and I crumbled at how procedural it all seemed 🫨
3 months ago
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And here I shall lay for the rest of the day
3 months ago
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Be still my little traitorous heart 🥹
3 months ago
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One long week smh
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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WHY are my hands dead from some simple hand sawing of hardboard?? 🪚
3 months ago
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How do you tell someone they take woeful nudes without sounding sarcastic?
3 months ago
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Just before we were told to go home
3 months ago
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Радиоволна
3 months ago
old sketch inspired by an game skifree
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Someone’s taking their NY recovery time seriously (not me)
3 months ago
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Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳
3 months ago
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Finally trying out some of my Christmas presents and— 🙂↕️
4 months ago
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I’m afraid my lil biceps are carefully hidden away under this oversized hoodie where they’ll be staying until summer 🥶
4 months ago
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That weird time of year where I rediscover what a ‘car’ is
4 months ago
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Today has been a *day* Back to London tomorrow so normal service resumes 😌
4 months ago
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