Deandre Ayton is about to have really bad night. Lol

@darthbluesky.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I know he’s not a hound but surely yall have some Durham area followers in need of a new sweet pup.

There’s nothing that business folks love more than not being able to get to where they need to be. He’s bluffing.

Good local news. Well done, Apex.

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Exploding Sandwich.

I’ve been robbed again for the 52nd straight year.

wtf?!

I know a lot of people are going to remember #DickCheney as the guy who killed millions of non-Americans, needlessly. I choose to remember him as the guy who tried to murder his “friend”, botched it, and then covered it up as a hunting accident.

@mid-majormadness.bsky.social @sickoscbb.bsky.social If you need a Seahawks correspondent my boy has you covered. Not sure what banner they’re unveiling but peep the CBI one:

Jury duty is a scam, man.

Kliff to South Carolina……

Legend…. lol.

#Gamecock move

I’m a good digger, yes I am. I really, really am.

@socratescousin.bsky.social @gingers4hal.bsky.social Courage need: win by 2 goals w/ Racing draw; or win and Racing loss, yes?

They left Flacco too much time?

Can I get an advance parlay against JJ and Bo in the Wild Card round?

Jordan Love, whatcha doin bud?

My God, Tee Higgins.

Too little, too late, unfortunately. But the right move, nevertheless.

That’s a catch. Improbably.

Raptors get the Kawhi bounce and Jays get the Gimenez DP. Even Steven, y’all?

Kinda wild that @jonbois.bsky.social ‘s favorite player is being replicated in MLB 40 years later: www.youtube.com/shorts/95fGN...

Someone get him a Phoenix sports jersey. Any one will do.

Can’t believe no one’s done: “Smithers, Release the Hounds.”

/low whistle Good for Marty, though.

Good lord.

Wait CMB is shooting and making threes? Where the hell was this last year?!

Chelsea/Wolves is on crack.

Bruh lol

So, Liverpool is just done, done, then? Wth?!

Having NBA on “over-the-air” TV on a Tuesday night is disconcerting, but I love it.

Yeah, he gone.

Shouldn’t have been a corner given. Typical Prem league chaos. But Sels - what the hell man? #NFFC

At least now I can ignore the rest of the season. Really frees up my Saturdays. Thanks.

Sellers arm hurt? Looks like he’s throwing a shot put.

Please tell me you are seeing Elijah on Jeopardy @brian215.bsky.social “Poet and podcaster” - I’m dying.

I know if I was investigating the Mafia, a group notorious for *never* retaliating, I’d want as many identifiable faces up on the podium, as possible. Smart move.

I’d be willing to guess about 10-20% of D1 college athletes have a family member either currently or formerly active in professional sports. And that might be reallllly low. What could go wrong?

“What channel we on, Chuck?”

Well, it’d be pretty silly to have a basketball on a golf course or in the casino.

Lamelo to the Rockets for 2 1sts, JaeSean Tate and Tari Eason.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social probably already had this one but in case not:

Did he scream this into a mirror? Does he own a mirror?

Run the damn ball. When they stop it. Run it more.

Marcus Freeman is going to commit a homicide at halftime. He’ll get acquitted due to him being correct and also very handsome.

Oh, man, Duke. Lol

Might as well take a shot. Anyone but Sean Dyche, please.

Wait, is Trinity a Sox fan? Could be just a fashion statement but I’m going to choose to believe she is.