Will someone please point out that when Trumps escalator stopped, the escalator right next to it was working just fine. He could have very easily switched escalators. Although when Melania went marching up the stopped one, I’m sure he just wanted to show his support. Or not.

I hope Trump lives long enough to have to confront what a disaster he’s been for the country. But if he dies sooner, I’m okay with that too.

The Republican base were losers when they voted for Trump and now they’re going to be losers because they voted for Trump.

On this 4th of July, I can only hope we see Trump’s bloated orange corpse dangling from a lamppost sooner than later.

Time to start investing in pitchfork and torch futures.

If NC congressperson Virginia Foxx married Texas lieutenant governor Dan Patrick they would be the meanest lesbian couple ever!

I’m curious how people would describe the new Trump cologne (without actually having to smell it). My guess is “old ass with a hint of citrus”. Any suggestions?

Israel’s piece of shit president has convinced out piece of shit president to start world war three. We are so screwed.

Tom Homan is what you’d get if a rabid gorilla raped Petunia Pig.

Trump is now attacking Putin. I can’t imagine Putin is happy about this. Pee Tape soon?

JD Vance is now quoting the “wisdom” of Richard Nixon. He needs to shut up and go fuck a couch.

Harvard has a restraining order against the US Government. Sounds like the US government under Trump has become a wife beater.

Kristi Noem: we’re not talking about killing puppies. We’re talking about killing people.

In their language, After the number of lives these dogebags are destroying, they should be on the wall.

The Dead Kennedys? Now we have the Krazy Kennedys. I’m sorry it’s singular. I think at this point he’s got more worm than brain.

I just can’t believe that there are still people who believe this bloated orange idiot. If there are, I’ve got some swampland I’d like to sell you. Oh I get it.

Can we stop saying “Bend the knee” and replace it with the more accurate “Lick the boot”. Thanks.

Can stop saying “bend the knee” and instead say “lick the boot”. Seems more accurate.

I’m sorry but Tom (sub) Homen is what would happen if a gorilla fucked a pig. No reference to the slur for police. It just his porcine features.

Mexican drug cartels in Canada? Kevin Hassett you’ve achieved a new level of absurdity.

I just watched Howard Lutnick on “Meet the Press”. What a lying idiot. If the tariffs are all about fentanyl, why is Canada there with their 40 lbs?

Trump might be the only person on the planet stupid enough to trust Putin.

I’m getting sick of the news always referring to Elon Musk as the richest person in the world. Check your facts. Everyone knows that’s Putin.

Whether she was underage on not, isn’t it disqualifying that an almost 40 year old Congress Matt Goetz was banging a teenager at a party on a pool table?